Another fun read I found over at manboobz and by fun I mean Fucked Up Nonsense.
He found some real gems posted by the guys that put the fun in dysfunctional. Lets see what we’ve got to work with…
women gain a sexual satisfaction from lying. the bigger the lie, the greater the thrill.
And men get sexual satisfaction out of staring at trees, breathing, murder, morning wood is funny like that.
EVERYTHING relating to female appearance in based on deception. Women put blush on their face and lipstick to suggest that they’re sexually aroused thereby causing men to get stupid and malleable in their presence.
Better think twice before putting on that gloss or lipstick ladies… Nothing says rape victim like a fresh painted set of lips. Careful on the eyeshadow too, the deeper the shade the more slut you reveal.
They are organized into cunt coalitions. we are fucked.
ZOMG it’s teh uterati!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
most women simply can’t hack it at that high of a professional level. Their minds and bodies are simply not designed for that. Not surprising given how nature has clearly designed them to bear and raise children.
and in other news man sticks dick in toaster.
Twats wear heels in order to not only appear taller but also to elongate the appearance of their legs.
Oh for fucks sake I can’t even wear them on my feet, so why would I want to shove them up there? Hell, awhile back I saw a dude wearing stilettos. He really knew how to walk in them too. I guess you can add that to the argument that men can do anything better than women.
They put hideous silicone filled sacs onto their chest to create a more alluring figure (although as any man who’s actually ever felt these knows it’s like playing with a skin wrapped basketball).
Yeah, and unlike that one guy that did it on a dare, they didn’t get the million dollars… Again, men do it better.
They paint their nails to create the illusion they’re always clean.
I think they spend more time talking about how much they hate women, than have actually been with one… ever.
They shave and wax and pluck to show off as much bare skin as possible – to conceal the fact that they’re hairy beasts.
In America anyway due to it being disturbing. Whereas it’s a norm in certain parts of Europe. If you want us to stop shaving and waxing please let us know. Stubble is fucking annoying. After all you’re always saying that the women over here should be more like the ones overseas.
It has already been said in several posts in this thread but it bears repeating since it is the simple quintessential truth: Women. Ruin. Everything.
I’m sure they have their own boys only tree fort to go with that talk. Remember those boys only clubs from age 12 and below? Good times. Where they would indulge in each others manliness…. giggity.
And they wonder why people think they’re all teh ghey…