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Watermelon Cocaine

Watermelon Cocaine

This wasn’t on my 21st Century Bingo Card.

The shipment was taken off the truck and, upon a closer look, officers discovered a seedy situation: 1,220 packages of methamphetamine, wrapped in paper and painted two shades of green to mimic a watermelon.

It’s official. Cocaine Watermelons will now be a thing.

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