And then god said “let there be stupid”

And then god said “let there be stupid”

Today it felt like being one survivor in a zombie apocalypse. I was surrounded by large hordes of people with glazed over eyes and people who have just left church. Honestly it felt like I was swimming through a pool of molasses.

We had a pretty bad storm this afternoon. People were talking about how it’s possible that the rapture may come early this year. I even had a customer ask me if we sold the bible in our store, which we don’t. Unless he wanted the one for children, but he was an old man so…