Ruining It For Everyone Else Since 2004
And then god said “let there be stupid”

And then god said “let there be stupid”

Today it felt like being one survivor in a zombie apocalypse. I was surrounded by large hordes of people with glazed over eyes and people who have just left church. Honestly it felt like I was swimming through a pool of molasses.

We had a pretty bad storm this afternoon. People were talking about how it’s possible that the rapture may come early this year. I even had a customer ask me if we sold the bible in our store, which we don’t. Unless he wanted the one for children, but he was an old man so…