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I have in my possession (thanks to a friend) some emails from “TheFlyOnTheWall”. Who has declared them self a stalker. And I thought I would share these emails with my readers, just to show you what kind of people this community seems to attract. And none of this is a joke by any means. This guy clearly is still at home in his mothers basement eating cheetos, getting powder on his keyboard and his batman suit that has about 6 folds hanging out of it.

FROM: Sir I-have-nothing-better-to-do-than-to-stalk-boyfriend-free-girls-I-can’t-have

Well you’ve slipped and now I’m certain you’re Tomala.
Actually I was quite confident you were Tomala from the beginning.

It’s nice to talk to my love, though I really do wish you’d stop trying to hide. I have things I could teach you.
You’re wrong about a good poison going straight to the heart, of course it depends on what you’re trying to do. Personally I’m fond of a poison extracted from strychnos toxifera. A good injection and the person is slowly paralyzed. The paralysis spreads from where it is injected and it will slowly paralyze the lungs and slow the heart. The person slowly suffocates to death. Beautiful and peaceful, and barely a struggle from the person once they receive the injection.
I also like conium meculatum if I really hate the person. Instead of a peaceful death of paralysis they experience a dreadful death as their muscles deteriorate and die. They go blind and their mind is sharpened. It’s a very long and painful death that occurs once the muscles around their lungs or heart stop working.

I imagine your juices could be bitter… and cold too… driving myself deep inside you would be like plunging into ice water.

I definitely do have a heart, though I don’t feel as most people would feel… diagnosed with dissocial personality disorder when I was 12. Though time and experiences have taught me how to feel and desire and crave and lust and have passion.

I’ve got some personal details on ya

You were sick today and came home early.
You live in Brookings oregon, but you’re from Spokane Washington.
You’ve been to Honolulu (and so have I)
You’re 22.
You drank a ‘ya mon-tini’ the other day. I decided to make one for myself.

You’re my latest toy. I’ve been watching you for some time but your violent manners and enigmatic ways have turned on a switch inside of me. I won’t be stopping until I can touch you in person.

I’m curious as to who you apparently think I am. If you get close perhaps I’ll give you a nudge. If you catch me, I’ll give you a hug.

This person thought I was the one contacting him (obviously). And all he’s doing is naming off what was said on my blog and in chat yesterday. Yeah… That’ll get me going. Next email:

FROM: Count My-dick-is-a-stub

Actually is very much one for hiding. She doesn’t give out her e-mail, her real name, pictures of herself… she is a coward and afraid of to give out those details. If you’re right and you are not her, then she is even more of a coward in her choice not to speak with me.

If you’re right and every slacker knows that… I must be a fellow slacker then eh?

Metals as poisons are far too common and the symptoms too easily recognized. I prefer to stick with obscure plant extracts that are difficult to diagnose and aren’t so sloppy.

Needless to say, my garden is not very fun to frolic naked in.

Next email:

FROM: The Prince of Crabs

Tell Tomala…

I can see her face.

Again… BFD. There are tons of pictures in the public where my face is showing…

FROM: The King of “LOL-I-state-the-obvious”

Ah, that may be the case, but many poisons that can be extracted from plants could easily be done by a DIY chemist, such as myself. I won’t be on any lists.

I too have seen her face… finally looked upon that gorgeous face today.

As you’re not Tomala, I have no more use in talking to you, though I thank you. You’ve been quite revealing and have helped me in ways you can’t imagine.

Quoting “I state the obvious” means that he is somehow seeing what I’ve been typing in a private one on one chat. Meaning that the fuckwit either owns the irc server or has hacked it. I highly recommend finding another chat server for the time being. He’s really going to great pains to try and get some sort of rise out of me.

Interesting…

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Melon Seed
May 31, 2009 7:59 pm

This guy is all talk. All of that bull he is spewing can easily be looked up on the net or gleaned from watching too much Court TV.If he is such an elite stalker why doesn’t he reveal who he is? Cause he is afraid.I bet he is even scared to look at his own limp dick. That’s why guys like him do this, because they can’t get a hard on. Pathetic.

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Melon Seed
May 31, 2009 9:26 pm

Dearest Tomala,It’s obvious to me now that you don’t welcome me into your life.I give you a parting gift:http://s665.photobucket.com/albums/vv19/tomalasgallery/Goodbye,-Flesh