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>About me: Part 2

>About me: Part 2

Now I know I made a blog post awhile back called “About me”, but looking back, I don’t think I talked about myself nearly as much as I should have. Hence why I am presenting you with About me: PART II!!!!

A couple years ago it was brought to my attention that if you translated my name into D’ni, you would see “Place of coming” or “Place of gathering” if you will (sorry, the coming part sounds too disgusting). That alone proves that I am the chosen one. And as chosen one I’d better get what I want dammit.

Why, as far as I’ve been able to recall I have been one to gather around. Face it, it makes me, me. Other people are just upset that they don’t have the gift that I possess.

It is my fate, my destiny. To tell everyone how to behave in the community, what to post, what forum to join, who you can and can’t pal around with, what time to go to the bathroom and what you can and cannot eat.

But even then I have to remember, I’m only as darling as my peers cut me out to be. I am a version of myself that I never even knew existed and without various people that part of me never would have woken up to smell the coffee (which for some reason smelled like hazelnuts).

I am Uru and so can you!

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Melon Seed
November 24, 2008 6:43 pm

I await your commands master. I have been holding my movements for two weeks now.Please order me to use the toilet? I know it is wrong for me to presume your orders, but I fear……Did you hear something snap?

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
November 24, 2008 7:43 pm

Did I wait too long to use the remote control again?