And now for another chestnut from the cespools of teh interwebz

I was minding my own business in one of the chats I frequent… and all of a sudden a playtoy appears. It’s a shame he had to run like a little bitch when a mod appeared. I for one enjoyed the intellectual value of the conversation. 😛 WARNING: Giant wall of text that you probably shouldn’t read if you have tender sensibilities or a heart condition!

5:26 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Hello ladies and gents :3
5:26 AM – OverlordTomala: Allo
5:26 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Rick <3
5:26 AM – kaliber: sup bitch
5:27 AM – Rick: how are you baby <3
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: sup?
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I’m good bub c:
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: u?
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
5:27 AM – Rick: i’m fine 🙂 thnx 😛
5:27 AM – OverlordTomala: Don’t refer to yourself in the 3rd person Kali. We love you anyway
5:27 AM – kaliber: salam alekym
5:27 AM – Rick: what ?
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Tomala that was a good onme
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: W aleyk al salam 😮
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Arab?
5:28 AM – kaliber: no haha
5:28 AM – Rick: oh great now !! english only please !!
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: :C
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: okie dokey
5:28 AM – kaliber: u muslim?=
5:28 AM – OverlordTomala: lol I see you also go by confederate… No wonder you can’t get any chicks.
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Nope
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: xD
5:28 AM – kaliber: u from lebanon m8
5:29 AM – The Mexican Pyro (Tardis) left chat.
5:29 AM – Hevel: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/cupcake
5:29 AM – kaliber: overloard whats wrong with being confederate?
5:30 AM – OverlordTomala: Well, you can’t get chicks… That’s like, rule #1 of the confederate handbook
5:30 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: lol drama queen.
5:30 AM – kaliber: no lol
5:30 AM – kaliber: i never said i cant get chicks
5:30 AM – kaliber: you stupid cunt
5:30 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: What?
5:30 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: Now I know what you’re asking yourself. “WAI WOOD U EVEEN ENCLOOD DAT IN YO PREUFAIL” . Here’s the answer. I am sick and tired of throwing people in my oven and feeding them to my cat because they ask me “WAI U POOT UR PEUFAIL POOBLIC? U ATEENTION SEKER!”
5:30 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Don’t laugh at exellence
5:30 AM – Rick: o.O maybe i need to get sym here
5:30 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: rofl XD
5:30 AM – OverlordTomala: You don’t have to say… It shows 😛
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: xD
5:31 AM – Rick: Is sym online queen ?
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I GET THIS WAY TOO MUCH
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: idk
5:31 AM – kaliber: it shows?
5:31 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: Lmfao. so funny.
5:31 AM – kaliber: bitch
5:31 AM – OverlordTomala: lol, nice comeback.
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Srsly?
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I think it was lame
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: which totally describes my sense of humor
5:31 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: its funny.
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: x3
5:31 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: XD
5:31 AM – Rick: brb
5:32 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: cant stop laughin.
5:32 AM – Hevel left chat.
5:32 AM – kaliber: 30 hoes on my dick
5:32 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I smell sarcasm
5:32 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: khate
5:32 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: yep ?
5:32 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I smell sarcasm
5:33 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: in your text
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: ..
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: sarcasm.. ==
5:33 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: 😛
5:33 AM – Rick: that guy kali is annoying :
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: its nice. :3
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: XD
5:33 AM – Rick: ohh fuck 😛 wrong chat lol
5:33 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Just deal with it like I am
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: im laughing again lmfao
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: xD
5:34 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: lol im crazy. nvm me. :3
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Loka loka loka
5:34 AM – OverlordTomala: He hasn’t said anything in awhile. He must be asking mom for a catch phrase to respond with…
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Don’t give him attention xD
5:34 AM – kaliber: Tomala
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: then worse we can do right now is do that
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we’d be encouraging him
5:34 AM – kaliber: is there wifi in ur kitchen?
5:34 AM – Rick: brb
5:34 AM – Rick left chat.
5:34 AM – OverlordTomala: Yeah, there’s also a ceiling, knives, forks, a sword…
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: is there wifi in the mental hospital kali? :3
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I’m pretty sure they don’t let their patiens connect with the outside world like that
5:35 AM – kaliber: ok..?
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: you should know that :3
5:35 AM – kaliber: drama queen you should know that
5:35 AM – kaliber: women make food and men work
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Why, cuase I work there?
5:35 AM – kaliber: you’re from lebanon :3
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Lebanon isn’t an islam country ^.^’
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: It’s basically Christian
5:36 AM – kaliber: 90% muslims
5:36 AM – OverlordTomala: Well, in that case… Kali you mist be a damn good sandwich maker
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: IT USED TO BE
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Now syrians invade it
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: but the majority of women work there
5:36 AM – kaliber: Tomala
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: know your geography before you get schooled
5:36 AM – kaliber: you can make me a sandwich and then suck my cock
5:36 AM – OverlordTomala: You have to have one first…
5:36 AM – kaliber: 😀
5:36 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/pa69
5:37 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: OOOHOHHH
5:37 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Is ego is as small as his dick c:
5:37 AM – kaliber: 20 cm
5:37 AM – kaliber: bby
5:37 AM – kaliber: what dat mouth do
5:37 AM – OverlordTomala: Sorry, let me rephrase… You have to have one first… not in your mom’s mouth
5:37 AM – OverlordTomala: As usual you can’t do anything right
5:37 AM – kaliber: what your mouth do
5:37 AM – kaliber: baby
5:37 AM – OverlordTomala: Laughs… at you
5:37 AM – kaliber: can it handle my 20 cm
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: pls let’s not do this now
5:38 AM – OverlordTomala: You’re entertaining 😀
5:38 AM – kaliber: fucking bitches on the internet
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I feel like it’s some 11 year old…
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: why do I feel like he’s some 11 year old?
5:38 AM – kaliber: there werent any females on steam before
5:38 AM – kaliber: now you come
5:38 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: im going out. I dun wanna hear this things
5:38 AM – kaliber: and destory out games
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: kaliber why are you talking about yourself?
5:38 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/catpuzzle these.
5:38 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з left chat.
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: He’s jelly cuz we’re so fab :3
5:39 AM – OverlordTomala: Dammit where’s my popcorn
5:39 AM – kaliber: make them LGBT and queer friendlt
5:39 AM – kaliber: wow
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: and better at him at games
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: ;3
5:39 AM – kaliber: you’re all a bounch of faggots
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: bunch*
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: get schooled
5:39 AM – OverlordTomala: lol, so we went from girls to faggots. That was a quick life changing experience
5:39 AM – kaliber: implying a girl can play a game
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Actually a girl can
5:39 AM – kaliber: why are all elite csgo players en?
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we’re human beings aren’t we? :3
5:39 AM – kaliber: men*
5:39 AM – kaliber: why are all pro gamers male?
5:40 AM – Rick entered chat.
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: because we’re better than to compete in competitions
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we have a life
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: 😛
5:40 AM – kaliber: you know how much money u make
5:40 AM – kaliber: ..
5:40 AM – Rick: i’m back ^^
5:40 AM – OverlordTomala: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198211707068/games/ Truly the profile of a pro
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: While you’re sitting all day trying to get your dick sucked and insulting random people you don’t know on the internet, we’re out there getting ourselves a life c:
5:41 AM – Rick: no i don’t know how much money i make ? ohh what a great question kali !!
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: He meant on the “Cs:GO” competition
5:41 AM – Rick: Lol
5:41 AM – Rick: my bad 😛
5:41 AM – kaliber: tomala
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: It’s for peoples who are either lazy or too much of a failures to get out there and get an actual job
5:41 AM – OverlordTomala: Yes sugar lips?
5:41 AM – kaliber: dont talk to me about being a pro gamer
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: competecence isn’t proven by video game skills
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: 😛
5:41 AM – OverlordTomala: lol… umad?
5:42 AM – kaliber: you’re a female
5:42 AM – Rick: wtf !!! fuck me.. he got all the achievements in 5 hrs.. bloddy hell !!
5:42 AM – OverlordTomala: If you say so
5:42 AM – kaliber: the only thing you’re good at is sucking cock and making food
5:42 AM – OverlordTomala: Stop comparing people on the internet to your dad
5:42 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: the only thing you’re good at is eating shit then spitting them out
5:42 AM – kaliber: lol
5:42 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: and them eating the again
5:42 AM – Rick: kaliber, please repect people in here or shall i get you banned ?
5:42 AM – kaliber: faggots are disgusting
5:42 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we’re heard this over a million times, has that ever stopped us from gaming? :3
5:43 AM – Rick: alirghty then.. i got your reply kaliber
5:43 AM – OverlordTomala: You don’t have to say that EVERYTIME you look in the mirror ya know
5:43 AM – Rick: alrighty *
5:43 AM – kaliber: tomala
5:43 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we barely even noticed that mistake Rick xD
5:43 AM – kaliber: are you a feminist?
5:43 AM – Rick left chat.
5:43 AM – ๖ۣۜSỳmbẍlizẹ – Cards P entered chat.
5:43 AM – Rick entered chat.
5:43 AM – kaliber left chat.