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Aperture Desk Job Did Not Disappoint

Aperture Desk Job Did Not Disappoint

Can I Ride It?

If you’re a Portal fan and haven’t played Aperture Desk Job, that needs to change STAT! It’s mainly made for the Steam Deck in mind, but you can still play it if you have a controller. It’s a thirty minute sit behind a desk simulator, and you play a newly hired employee tasked with performing QC work on… toilets? Your boss is a Personality Sphere by the name of Grady, who is just about as insane as any other employee you would meet at Aperture. Cave Johnson also makes a return!

I don’t want to go much in to detail, it’s like Jazzpunk or The Stanley Parable in a sense. It’s one of those things that is best experienced yourself.