Due to ultra busyness in overlording. There will be no greeter or retired greeter as my co author this week.
However I would like to give you all a warning. Do not under any circumstances go to http://slackerslive.servegame.com/OpenSlackers/index.php It’s full of teh ebil free speech and other stuff that slackers like.
And if you do go to http://slackerslive.servegame.com/OpenSlackers/index.php you may see symptoms such as: vomiting, explosive diheria running from your mouth, truthiness, loss of fingernails, tooth enamel, teeth, disposable pantyliners, a hatred of lima beans, sweating, gaining a sense of humor, bitter outrage, and last but not least we cannot forget ebola.
Do not visit http://slackerslive.servegame.com/OpenSlackers/index.php
You have been warned. Oh, and before I go,,,
DO NOT JOIN http://slackerslive.servegame.com/OpenSlackers/index.php
OverlordTomala
>The DorK Diaries 2009
Ladies and gentlemen. DorK has come back! Rather than put his posts under the threads he posted on within this blog. I’m taking all his blog entries that await my approval and post them here so that no one shall miss out on a single drop of intelligence that he has to share with us. That’s right! He dug out his speak and spell and decided to pay me another visit!
Have a good read everyone. These posts have been taken from Postcard from DorK and Profiles in Asshattary
Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, shame on you again! I am shameless!
Enjoy.
>The Tsar’s Choice
In place of Adam, I have stepped in to present his choice for the week.
Amala-Sandra!
Next week if anyone who is or has ever been a greeter can participate as co author!
>Uru is being ruined and it isn’t even here yet!
| Papa Smurf wrote: |
| It seems that Overlord Tomala has decided to protest the actions of some in our community that I talk about in a Steam Room post I recently made. I tend to side with the ‘others’ so I guess that Overlord Grand Poobah Comrade Empress Baseball Bat Wielding Bomb Everything In Sight Shoot First & Ask Questions Later Tomala and I are in disagreement. |
First of all, I would like to applaud you for making a post about me. I’m only saddened that you didn’t make it into a large essay as you have done so in the past. I would like to think that I would be worth a trilogy.
Second, I lost my baseball bat when I lent it to DorK, he said something about trying to rescue a gerbil, an ferret, two hamsters and a snake. Otherwise the rest of it was spot on.
Third, you should know by now that I will stand up for what is right! And being that I am always right, I have no problems standing up for what I believe in. For years people stared at me and assumed I blindly followed what you say. Well now the tables have turned, I will now blindly follow my fellow purists. What you announce in the steam room is a bitter outrage, and I will fight tooth and nail to protect Uru from the likes of you.
What side will you people choose? The side of Cyantology? Or the side of the impure…
Join the darkside. We have ramen.
>The Pretender
I have been absent from my ruling duties as of late due to that imbecile named Barack Obama who thinks he can rule part of our glorious land. We are now ready to overthrow him.
PROUD SOCIALISTS of the United American Socialist Republics, unite and join us as we overthrow the pretender and establish a society of perfection and equality!
>War on google
Awhile back when Google opened up their oldest database for their birthday I was appalled to find I was not listed in their google database. Well… I finally got my revenge.
>We must protect Uru.
Community,
Are you willing to fight for Uru and all it’s glory? The time has come for me to round up a protest group, I will not go into full detail outside of the discussion area, but I assure you that Papa Smurf is back with some sinister announcement.
Let us join together, let our voices be heard. The time to attack is now, and the destination is the steam room.
PRAISE RAND!!!!!
>Red, color of the rulers.
Today is the first day of my 3 day weekend! And I celebrated by returning the communist red streaks to my hair (as seen on the side picture). It keeps me pure and does a good job keeping old men away from me. Anyone who touches the overlord without their permission shall spend the rest of their lives looking behind their back.
>Found this on another blog
Lets101 Quizzes – Blog Quiz
>Stupid questions
I heard a question so dumb, that I swear my poor brain was asking for oxygen.
A customer came up to me asking where we keep the carts. And I told them we keep them at both entrances (which some people are too stupid to notice most of the time). Then she had to ask me where the entrances were. And then in my head, I heard screeching.
Then at that point my brain went, we are inside the store… You enter the store, through an ENTRANCE!!!! We were even close enough to one of the entrances. “See those windows?” “Yes…” “Go that way…”
That’s almost as bad as “IF it weren’t for my horse I wouldn’t have spent that year in college”.
Too bad I like getting paid, or it would have been fun to run her around the entire building…
God, after thinking about that I need to read. My brain is starving.