>The Tsar’s Choice
In place of Adam, I have stepped in to present his choice for the week. Amala-Sandra! Next week if anyone who is or has ever …
>Uru is being ruined and it isn’t even here yet!
The battle lines have been drawn. Papa Smurf wrote: It seems that Overlord Tomala has decided to protest the actions of some in our community …
>The Pretender
I have been absent from my ruling duties as of late due to that imbecile named Barack Obama who thinks he can rule part of …
>War on google
Awhile back when Google opened up their oldest database for their birthday I was appalled to find I was not listed in their google database. …
>We must protect Uru.
Community, Are you willing to fight for Uru and all it’s glory? The time has come for me to round up a protest group, I …
>Red, color of the rulers.
Today is the first day of my 3 day weekend! And I celebrated by returning the communist red streaks to my hair (as seen on …
>Stupid questions
I heard a question so dumb, that I swear my poor brain was asking for oxygen. A customer came up to me asking where we …
>Public Service Annoucement
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT All of you who live in the Great Nation of the United American Socialist Republics should be in bed, sleeping in exactly …
>And so my reign of terror begins!
QUIVER IN FEAR!!!!!! I am too tired to do much smiting right now. But you should fear me for next time, you may just end …