Blogospheric Naval Gazing

>Check mah statz

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I was bored enough to actually look at my blog stats. To be honest I didn’t know blogger recorded traffic. Obviously been awhile since I looked at what blogger changed.

Pageviews by Browsers
Internet Explorer
1,174 (52%)
Firefox
601 (26%)
SeaMonkey
157 (7%)
Chrome
140 (6%)
Opera
75 (3%)
Safari
52 (2%)
Java
14 (<1%)
chromeframe
7 (<1%)
Jakarta Commons-HttpClient
6 (<1%)
Konqueror
5 (<1%)

52% of you disappoint me.

Pageviews by Operating Systems
Windows
2,042 (91%)
Macintosh
102 (4%)
Other Unix
57 (2%)
Linux
7 (<1%)
PlayStation Portable
5 (<1%)
Windows NT 6.1
5 (<1%)
iPhone
4 (<1%)
iPod
4 (<1%)
iPad
2 (<1%)
KWC
1 (<1%)

And then countries:

United States
1,178
Germany
151
Canada
101
Russia
64
United Kingdom
49
India
46
Netherlands
45
Norway
37
Ukraine
29
Hong Kong
27

I’m sure a few on the list are bots.

How you find me on google:

tomala soup
 14
tomala
 9
i am uru and so can you 6
tomala blog 4

hack magiquest 3

That last one scares me.
Referring Sites
www.google.com
 389
www.blogger.com
 204
www.google.ca
 49
www.google.de
 29
www.google.com.ph
 26
www.overlordtomala.blogspot.com
 22
slackersforum.servebeer.com
 15
images.google.com
 11
www.google.co.uk
 11
forums.guildofgreeters.com
 9

Wow, an entire 9 clicks came from GOG??? That’s amazing!

>New type of bot methinks

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This was awaiting approval in my inbox today.

Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? Hm? You think you’re cool, right? Hm? Hm? When you kicked out people out of your house I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer,
you know? Asshole. You’re gonna be one of those.I don’t have the courage to kick your ass directly.
Don’t have enough courage for that,
I could, you know. You know you’re gonna have another accident?You know I’m involved with black magic? Fuck you. Die. Bastard.
You think you’re so cool, hm? Asshole.And if I ever see your fucking face around, In Europe or Italy,Well I’ll — That time I’m gonna kick your ass.Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee.You’re gonna die outta cancer, I promise.No one does what you did to me.
You wanna know something? Fuck you.
I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard. Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana.
I hope somebody in your family dies soon. Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
a sucare cazzi su un aereo!

So now people are creating bots that hate Americans? That’s actually kinda funny. But just in case it’s another guy who locks himself in his parents basement, I’ll add these for good measure.

I don’t have the courage to kick your ass directly.
Don’t have enough courage for that,
I could, you know.

Shorter Chicken Shit: I’m a big toughy becuz I say tuff thingz on teh internetz.

You know I’m involved with black magic? Fuck you. Die. Bastard.

There was another guy that said he was involved with potions and poisons. But it turns out he was some 300 290 pound virgin who likes to draw penises in his spare time.

I want your balls smashed

That would be really difficult…