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Dead Island’s bust is a bust.

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So, who would like to own their very own ripped apart female torso wearing a bikini of the British flag?

Needless to say I’m not surprised. It’s disturbing without a doubt, but to each their own. My only question is why no male zombified torso? I mean you know… Equality and all.

Oh, there’s also this interesting find.

Last night on the Steam forums, a Dead Island player revealed that he’d discovered a shockingly offensive skill name when digging through the game’s code.

The ability, titled “FeministWh*rePurna” was discovered uncensored in the Data0.pakDatadefault_player_setup.scr file. It is believed to have been an early name for the Gender Wars skill, which gives female character Purna extra damage against male opponents.

Oddly enough, Dead Island was one of the titles I got during the last Steam sale. I haven’t gotten around to playing it yet. But might have to play as that character specifically. :P

Oh how one bit of code can make a difference. :lol:

Have you heard about the sex bots being outlawed in Canada?

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No? Well you and Canada have something in common. Mens Rights Activists are worried about these imaginary sex bots being outlawed in Canada. They made it up so it must be true. :O

You may wonder: Why didn’t I read anything in the papers about this Human-Robot Personal Relationship Act? Why haven’t I heard about this Ministry of Robots and Artificial Intelligence?

Well, you guessed it. Because neither of them exist.

Why can’t these people be pissed off at something that isn’t imaginary?

Before blogging about this I showed it to Yutram who happens to live in Canada. This new “act” hasn’t changed anything for us. The Microsoft USB dildo is just too pricy…

TY1

The strangest things come out of Microsoft

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It seems Microsoft dildos may not be that far off.

The products on sale on the site include erotic lingerie, lubricants, creams, literature, accessories and so on. Thatspersonal.com has tied up with several global brands to exclusively sell their products in India.

Does that come with tech support? 😀

Meanwhile, Gabe Newell who also used to work at Microsoft, is swimming nude in money generated by nothing but TF2 hats purchased by 12 year olds the world over.

So, women are at fault for the MRA declaring violent video games an evil.

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Taken from Manboobz.

The most important reason why LaPierre is wrong is because what he is doing is feminist. Video games are an activity predominately enjoyed by men. So are guns. Both activities are under attack from feminists (just like other predominately male activities like science fiction are) because men are interested in them and women are mostly not interested in them. LaPierre is shooting himself in the foot (pun intended) by alienating allies among the video game community and helping out feminists in their war on male activities.

This makes me laugh. I mean… look at how much I hate violent video games. My Steam profile speaks for itself in how much I hate games like CS:GO, TF2 etc. Hell even viewing my YouTube channel while I play said games will chop a guys balls clear off.

Oh of course… I’m clearly doing it to be an attention whore core. Yeah… I’m the enemy. 😀

The zombies brought forth their forsaken gifts.

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Today we had a gigantic line of people returning at least a quarter of what we sold within the last month… I had to get returns every 25 to 30 minutes, consistently. Unfortunately I couldn’t finish the last one. I’ll probably have to take care of it tomorrow morning. When I left we insanely busy. Gotta love Geriatric Tuesday. 🙂

If they only knew…

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10:16 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: does any1 have a girlfriend here?
10:17 AM – OverlordTomala: I’m not into girls.
10:17 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: so you gay?
10:17 AM – OverlordTomala: I’m always happy 🙂
10:17 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: ok 😛 so you homosexual?
10:17 AM – OverlordTomala: Nope, just like dudes.
10:17 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: how old are you? 😛
10:18 AM – OverlordTomala: Older than dirt
10:18 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: what age are you
10:18 AM – OverlordTomala: bronze
10:18 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: …
10:18 AM – OverlordTomala: bronze age
10:18 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: what year were you born in
10:18 AM – OverlordTomala: The one with stuff
10:19 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: what was the exacted year you were born in
10:19 AM – OverlordTomala: Tuesday
10:19 AM – Beararsed: i was born in 19 something something
10:19 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: tuesday isnt a year
10:19 AM – OverlordTomala: Ok I was born in 19 something something
10:19 AM – Beararsed: Tom, for a bit of a troll sometimes, youre doing pretty good 🙂
10:19 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: are you a virgin?
10:20 AM – OverlordTomala: Are you looking for one? :O
10:20 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: im looking for fun time 😉
10:20 AM – Beararsed: he is trying to groom you Tom
10:20 AM – OverlordTomala: He’s looking for a fun time on the internet… lol
10:20 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: im not a he im a she btw
10:21 AM – OverlordTomala: Riiiiight.
10:21 AM – Beararsed: i find tha unlikely
10:21 AM – OverlordTomala: Girls don’t exist on the internet. It’s been said on the internet so it must be true
10:21 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: ofc
10:21 AM – Beararsed: we have out quota of women in this chat already thank you

ROFL

Want some of Glenn Beck’s special jarate?

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Glenn Beck, infamously being known as yet another crazy radio show host and has been on both CNN and Fox News is trying to get back into media. How you may ask?

So he pisses in a jar, sticks an Obama figurine in there, and calls it art. Honestly I think the sniper should sue. Or at least Jarate him with his own piss jars.

Why not to trust facebook. They can’t tell the difference between titties or elbows.

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I can’t help but laugh.

It put up a photo of a woman in a bath. Her reddish elbow was placed in such a position that an initial glance might deduce certain breast-like qualities — though lacking certain breast-like qualities too.

You’ve seen The War On Christmas. Now it’s The War On Men and Marriage trololololol

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From the same place of course.

…I’ve spoken with hundreds, if not thousands, of men and women. And in doing so, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a subculture of men who’ve told me, in no uncertain terms, that they’re never getting married. When I ask them why, the answer is always the same.

Women aren’t women anymore.

This explains EVERYTHING about me.

Ladies are not ladies! Men are still men, but they are sad menz who don’t want to get married! This war is ON.

Looks like just another excuse for men to sleep with other men…. or livestock.

I recommend reading the entire thing for a good set of lulz.

Myst Blogs will be shutting down.

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Went through my bookmarks today and found this at the top of MystBlogs.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Myst Blogs is scheduled to shut down on December 31, 2012. If you would like to take over Myst Blogs, including the domain name, please contact Denis (denis.defreyne at stoneship.org).

And another one gone and another one gone ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!!!!!!

On another note I wonder if anyone will take it over. Ah well. I think this calls for a new tagline.

“I was banned from MystBlogs because Men’s naked chests are too scary.”