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Sunday Morning Open Thread

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Surprisingly I got off work early yesterday (Saturday) which is strange for a Labor Day. My guess is that the old people are saving their money for Tuesday when senior raisin day takes place.

I played some TF2 and DMC tonight and even checked out a cool program called Mumble. Surprisingly no one seems to mumble, peoples voices come through loud and clear. I had fun using it, though now my vocal chords are now trying to recover from the excessive use I put them through… heh. But it was great.

After today I decided I will not be releasing a review for this week. Mostly due to a lack of serious goofing off and lacking proper sleep the last couple of days. However I think I have something else in store for the week. I’ll just have to go through my files.

Fun on steam chat.

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So this fuckwit I banned from my L4D2 server was in one of the steam chatrooms tonight and remembered the epic beating I gave him for stealing all the health packs. I needed to take out my agressions on something today, so here’s a fun chatlog of all the best moments we shared!

 

6:46 PM – Davie: Tomala
6:46 PM – Davie: You fucking SUCK
6:46 PM – Tomala: Yes but you have to pay first
6:46 PM – Davie: I dont do men
6:46 PM – Davie: with money
6:47 PM – Davie: i’d try and get it free
6:47 PM – Tomala: I do…
6:47 PM – Davie: Shut up whore
6:47 PM – Davie: no one cares
6:47 PM – Davie: tomala
6:47 PM – Davie: Remember when i stole your medpacks and you and your friend raged like babies
6:47 PM – Tomala: Oh, it’s you…
6:48 PM – Tomala: How have you been?
6:48 PM – Davie: because you’re mad at the game
6:48 PM – Purple Lemon: Its been a loooooong time.
6:48 PM – Davie: Then you blocked me
6:48 PM – Davie: because i stole medpacks
6:48 PM – Davie: and tried to burn me
6:48 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that was fun :3
6:48 PM – Davie: because you couldnt handle the fact that i stole your medpacks
6:48 PM – Davie: it was fun
6:48 PM – Tomala: Actually because it was because you played like a total dickhole. But nevertheless…
6:48 PM – Davie: I told you im not good at the game
6:48 PM – Tomala: But you were cheap entertainment.
6:49 PM – Davie: but you’re being a fag
6:49 PM – Tomala: Right, which is why you decided to use all the medpacks. Because you fail that much
6:49 PM – Davie: you’ve played the game maybe 20 times over
6:49 PM – Davie: I needed health
6:49 PM – Davie: it was the only option
6:50 PM – Tomala: No, I was going easy because the person i was playing with was out of practice. Then you came in being a total fuckwit
6:50 PM – Tomala: Wastin’ the healz
6:50 PM – Davie: Practice for l4D?
6:50 PM – Davie: Lololol
6:50 PM – Davie: You serious bro
6:50 PM – Tomala: No, not really
6:50 PM – Tomala: I’m rarely ever serious
6:50 PM – Davie: You are serious bro
6:50 PM – Tomala: Unles it’s Serious Sam
6:50 PM – Davie: Whyuso serious
6:51 PM – Davie: you seemed serious when you got mad
6:51 PM – Tomala: No, you were just an excuse.
6:51 PM – Tomala: A pathetic one at that…
6:51 PM – Davie: Lol
6:51 PM – Davie: bro
6:51 PM – Davie: dont say that
6:51 PM – Davie: you knew
6:51 PM – Davie: i was the best
6:51 PM – Davie: player you’ve seen
6:51 PM – Davie: i never died
6:51 PM – Tomala: Right… You were the best at getting banned from my server :3
6:51 PM – Davie: Because im l4D pro
6:51 PM – Tomala: I’ll admit it
6:52 PM – Davie: You’re server is a laggy junk of junkity junk junk
6:52 PM – Tomala: It’s not my fault you game on a c64
6:52 PM – Tomala: Way before your time apparently
6:52 PM – Davie: Is it a bra size
6:52 PM – Davie: Well maybe
6:53 PM – Tomala: Wow, you don’t remember my voice do you XD
6:53 PM – Davie: Ya i do, you sounded like a man
6:53 PM – Tomala: heheheheheh
6:57 PM – Davie: I hunt aliens
6:57 PM – Davie: Its better then playing games
6:57 PM – Davie: with people like tomala
6:57 PM – Davie: whos a fag
6:57 PM – Davie: that hates medpack stealing
6:57 PM – Davie: and rages
6:57 PM – Davie: all over the floor
6:58 PM – Tomala: How do you type so fast while fisting a goat with the other hand? I’m curious.
6:59 PM – Ant: who me ?
6:59 PM – Tomala: No XD
6:59 PM – Davie: I dont know tomala please explain how you do it
6:59 PM – Tomala: Sorry, not my special
6:59 PM – Davie: while it seems like it
6:59 PM – Davie: i’d hit that goat after
6:59 PM – Davie: with a fist
7:00 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that’s what I’m asking XD
7:00 PM – Davie: after you’re done
7:00 PM – Davie: please finish
7:00 PM – Davie: i want it on your face
7:00 PM – Tomala: Nah, not everyone is into goats like you are
7:00 PM – Davie: Well i like goats in a sexual way. only because of their eyes
7:01 PM – Tomala: At least you’re honest mate
7:01 PM – Davie: walk up in the flower field
7:01 PM – Davie: and kiss it
7:01 PM – Davie: they have nice eyes
7:02 PM – Davie: Tomala
7:02 PM – Davie: its 10:00
7:02 PM – Davie: i
7:02 PM – Davie: i
7:02 PM – Davie: ii
7:02 PM – Davie: iii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: So you’re up passed your bedtime. Why should I care?
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: FUCK
7:03 PM – Davie: OFF
7:03 PM – Davie: TOMALA
7:03 PM – Davie: You ruined it
7:03 PM – Davie: you fucking idiot
7:03 PM – Davie: come on
7:03 PM – Davie: fuckers
7:03 PM – Davie: i
7:03 PM – Davie: ii
7:03 PM – Davie: iii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: Nah it was ruined. Right when you opened your mouth and brown fumes permiated the air
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: Woah
7:03 PM – Davie: you fuck
7:03 PM – Davie: why
7:03 PM – Davie: would you do that
7:03 PM – Davie: you fucking fucker
7:03 PM – Davie: with that fucking hat
7:03 PM – Davie: you fuck
7:03 PM – Davie: ii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: because you touch yourself at night. And mommy doesn’t approve
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iii
7:03 PM – Davie: WOW
7:03 PM – Davie: YOU FUCK
7:03 PM – Davie: WHY
7:03 PM – Davie: WHYY
7:04 PM – Davie: YOUR FUCKING SHIT UP
7:04 PM – Davie: WITH YOUR RAGE
7:04 PM – Davie: FUCUUCUUK
7:04 PM – Tomala: Cool :3
7:04 PM – Davie: ii
7:04 PM – Davie: iii
7:04 PM – Davie: ii
7:04 PM – Davie: iii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:04 PM – Tomala: Twatwaffles
7:04 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiii
7:04 PM – Davie: FUCKo
7:04 PM – Davie: fo
7:04 PM – Tomala: lololol… You’re fun. One push and you spin for months
7:05 PM – Davie: least i dont sound like a guy tomala
7:05 PM – Davie: with a coutnry accent
7:05 PM – Davie: sheep herder
7:05 PM – Davie: ii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Tomala: So you have a vagina then?
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Tomala: Pics or it didn’t happen.
7:05 PM – Davie: whats that
7:05 PM – Davie: i’m an alien i have hair
7:05 PM – Davie: to fuck with
7:06 PM – Davie: fuck off penis licker
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Crazy: Davie
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: woah
7:06 PM – Davie: fuck
7:06 PM – Davie: off
7:06 PM – Davie: i
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iii
7:06 PM – Crazy: You have OCD?
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Tomala: Hey don’t involve my private business in this chat :O
7:06 PM – Davie: WOAH
7:06 PM – Davie: FUck off
7:06 PM – Tomala: Maybe I like dicks…
7:06 PM – Davie: In your ass
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that’s where they go sometimes…
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: Only when you look as bad as you do
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iii
7:06 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:07 PM – Tomala: Right, you know exactly what I look like. :3
7:07 PM – Davie: .o
7:07 PM – Crazy: i
7:07 PM – Crazy: ii
7:07 PM – Davie: …..
7:07 PM – Crazy: iii
7:07 PM – Davie: …
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiii
7:07 PM – Davie: ….
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiii
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …..
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …….
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …………..
7:07 PM – Davie: ………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: …………………….
7:07 PM – Crazy: THE BRO
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………
7:07 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………….
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: …………………………………….
7:07 PM – Tomala: You know instead of using multiple i’s you could just tell us how many cattle you’ve blown.
7:07 PM – Tomala: A rough estimate isn’t too hard to ask for
7:07 PM – Crazy: i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i
7:07 PM – Davie: sorry i dont live on a farm like you
7:07 PM – Davie: i dont have cattle
7:08 PM – Davie: near sheep
7:08 PM – Davie: nor
7:08 PM – Davie: nor horses
7:08 PM – Davie: nor ponies
7:08 PM – Davie: nor any animal
7:08 PM – Tomala: That’s because the farmers stopped trusting you a long time ago
7:08 PM – Davie: because i lock them in my shed because i hate feeding and cleaning after my stroked mother
kalu-stal left chat.
7:09 PM – cccpirategirl: i live on a farm!
7:09 PM – Davie: Shut up
Weezer entered chat.
7:09 PM – Davie: i hit women
7:09 PM – Davie: and kids
7:09 PM – Davie: with my hands
7:09 PM – Tomala: Cool. I’m hanging a baby out the window
7:09 PM – Tomala: Nude
7:09 PM – Davie: can i watch
7:09 PM – Weezer: Hey lads.
7:09 PM – Tomala: After pouring sacrifical blood all over it
7:09 PM – Davie: you drop it on the pavment
7:09 PM – Davie: i’d love to see its brains
7:09 PM – Davie: all over the floor
7:10 PM – Tomala: In taht case all you need to do is look down
7:10 PM – Davie: i once watched someone eat monkey brains
7:10 PM – Davie: it was AWESOME
7:10 PM – Davie: how do i look down
7:10 PM – Davie: im a dog
7:10 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:10 PM – Davie: what
7:10 PM – Tomala: No, a dog has more brains than you, and it’s more useful…
7:10 PM – Davie: Like?
7:10 PM – Davie: give me a situation
7:10 PM – cccpirategirl: i luff davie
7:11 PM – Davie: I’m a famous youtuber
7:11 PM – Tomala: Ok, you and a gaybar.
7:11 PM – Weezer: Famous youtuber.
7:11 PM – Davie: www.youtube.com/rebeccablack
7:11 PM – Weezer: Tell us moar.
7:11 PM – Davie: thats my channel
7:11 PM – Tomala: I believe it
7:11 PM – Davie: thanks
7:11 PM – Davie: i like music
7:11 PM – Davie: ya
7:11 PM – Davie: i know
7:11 PM – Davie: sweety go back to the van
7:11 PM – Davie: before i hit you
7:12 PM – Crazy: MY LITTLE PONY
7:12 PM – Davie: i dont get it
7:12 PM – Davie: will you stop breathing on the mic
7:13 PM – Davie: or whistling
7:13 PM – The Duster: any1 want to join my new group, Noob Inc.?
7:13 PM – Davie: thank you fag
7:13 PM – Davie: No
7:13 PM – Davie: Fuck off
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: DAVIE
7:13 PM – Davie: ya
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: shush 🙂
7:13 PM – Crazy: Are you a nice person?
7:13 PM – Davie: dont make me smack you
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: 🙁
7:13 PM – Davie: its okay i wont hurt you
7:14 PM – Davie: unless im drunk
7:14 PM – The Duster: wispers to ccpirategirl sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
7:14 PM – Davie: wheres my case of coors light
7:14 PM – Davie: shut up
7:14 PM – Davie: fag
7:14 PM – Weezer: Light.
7:14 PM – Davie: dont talk to my wife like that
7:14 PM – Davie: I’ll
7:14 PM – $h0oT3r-M4N: Lol guys wtf?
7:14 PM – Davie: kill you
7:14 PM – Davie: with a hatchet
7:14 PM – Davie: you know
7:14 PM – cccpirategirl: aw!
7:14 PM – Tomala: His parents don’t know where he is
7:14 PM – Davie: like the brady bunch killed jason
7:14 PM – Weezer: Big case of ADHD. Nevermind, Shooterman.
7:14 PM – The Duster: im inviting any1 who wants to join my new group, Noob Inc.
7:14 PM – Davie: No one cares
7:14 PM – $h0oT3r-M4N: 😛
7:14 PM – Davie: stop spamming
7:15 PM – Davie: SHUT UP
7:15 PM – Davie: KID
7:15 PM – Davie: DoNT TALK ON THE MIC
7:15 PM – Crazy: HI
7:15 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:15 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: HI
7:15 PM – Tomala: You’re the only one on mic dude…
7:15 PM – Davie: DoNT TALK ON THE MIC
7:15 PM – Tomala: Eyes, fucking use them.
7:15 PM – Davie: Duster im gonna punch you cause you’re a kid
7:15 PM – Davie: Actually
7:16 PM – Davie: i’m 11
7:16 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: really
7:16 PM – Davie: i’m good
7:16 PM – Davie: shut up duster
7:16 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:16 PM – Davie: fag
7:16 PM – Tomala: He’s just up passed his bedtime is all
7:16 PM – The Duster: im 12
7:16 PM – Crazy: you we’re 12 once
7:16 PM – The Duster: weeeeeeeeeeeee
7:16 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: i know where u live
7:16 PM – Tomala: Mommy will come in soon to tuck him in
7:16 PM – cccpirategirl: we were all 12 once
7:16 PM – The Duster: im 12 right now
7:16 PM – cccpirategirl: apart from the 11 year olds
7:16 PM – The Duster: lol
7:16 PM – Davie: i live at 251 merlin cres
7:16 PM – Davie: london
7:16 PM – Davie: ontario
7:17 PM – Davie: shut up duster
7:17 PM – Davie: i hear your mom
7:17 PM – Davie: calling
7:17 PM – Crazy: Are you happy?
7:17 PM – Davie: in the background
7:17 PM – Weezer: So what? If you don’t act completly stupid like a fella called davie you are allright.
7:17 PM – Davie: ya
7:17 PM – Davie: i dont live ina ahouse
7:17 PM – Davie: you idiot
7:17 PM – cccpirategirl: i thought you lived in london!
7:17 PM – Davie: london ontario
7:17 PM – Davie: canda
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: I AM AN ATENTION WHORE
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: LOOK AT ME
7:17 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: haha lol
7:17 PM – Davie: shut up
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: I HAVE THE BEST THING TO SAY
7:17 PM – The Duster: it sounds like im on the USS Enterprise inside cvoicechat
7:17 PM – Crazy: I’M MORE OF AN ATTENTION WHORE
7:17 PM – Crazy: SPAM
7:17 PM – Crazy: D
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀

And then he quit like a little bitch XD

Early Morning Open Thread

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Today was nice. I decided to do some cooking then go for a walk. Played a little bit of TF2 with the family. We all swapped items with each other and I even helped one of them craft something for the first time. Played on the vent server with Yutra for a bit, then Bong and DG joined in for a bit too. Will have to ask Bong why his computer hates listening to me…

Random Ette Thoughts!

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  1. Arnold’s love child isn’t that cute. The woman he was having an affair with didn appear to be that hot either – LOL!!!

  2. Hattie the Mew wanted some ice cream from the ice cream man today. We’ll have to catch him next time, lil mew!

  3. Prchrtramtram was right that the Gifts from Nick have been lame lately.

4.  If the former head of the IMF, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, is really a Socialist, why wasn’t he staying at some place affordable and resembling Motel 6 instead of a $3000 a night luxury suite?

  1. PollenTram!

  2. Booze for everyones!!!! Yays!!!!

Dog Poo Zone Tram!!!

Thank You for Another Fun Run as Guest Blogger!

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Thank you for another excellent run as guest blogger! It’s been awesome to be here!

I’m really looking forward to seeing Chuckles as the next Guest Blogger – Yay!!!  Chuckles has an excellent sense of humour and always has plenty of entertaining things to share!

Take care and have fun everyone!

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Wheeeeees!!!

Ahoy, Meh Hearties!!!

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Arrrrggghhh, have ye a nice day, or I’ll have to smash a bottle of rum over ye head!!!!