Humor

Well, if any of you thought the Yaoi on my blog over the years was bad, just wait until you read what I saw syndicated over at MystBlogs. I’m sure at some point it’ll get removed from both there and thednijazzclub, but since I’m not syndicated over there it’s time to have a little fun…

sober-toothed kumah: It’s a whole, full number, just like 1 and 2.
twaboop: Martha Stewart
sober-toothed kumah: but it’s bigger than 3.
twaboop: are we guessing the length of your penis.
theclam: yes
twaboop: yours?!
theclam: kumah’s penis is (ninja) inches long
twaboop: you’re a clam.
pheenxexual: clam’s have long tongues
theclam: no, my penis is [REDACTED]
pheenxexual: or wait, that’s oysters, hurr
twaboop: I thnk kumah’s penis is (puke) inches long (bow)
pheenxexual: sounds like you’ve thought about it quite a bit
twaboop: I’ve revised it.
sober-toothed kumah: no no no. My penis is about 6 and a half inches long.
twaboop: oh.
twaboop: why do you always say it’s short.
sober-toothed kumah: I don’t.
sober-toothed kumah: And actually, I showed a chick my penis last night. Your mother doesn’t count.
sober-toothed kumah: She said it was “Impressive” Anything will look big to a 3 year old.
biddly boppity bert: how nice
sober-toothed kumah: I’m guessing her boyfriend has a short penis. Duh… 3 year old boys have small penises
twaboop: “quaint” Yes, that’s how you describe something that’s very small…
theclam: “unobtrusive” Yes, small penises do not get in the way.
twaboop: “reasonable” Good for him, unreasonable penises usually end up in prison.
sober-toothed kumah: “The masterbater” Improved.
theclam: “well-compressed” Yes, small penises usually are.
twaboop: “would accent my decor rather well” If you decorate your house with dicks… Dr Wongburger is that you???
mandyputer: wtf is with all the launchers breaking
theclam: “pasteurized” IOW, sterile.
twaboop: “organic” I would hope so…
theclam: “made in berkeley” With all of his obsessing, I would have guessed San Francisco.
twaboop: “asymmetrical” You’ve seen it?
theclam: “proletariat” It’s a low class penis…. I knew it all along.
sober-toothed kumah: my penis is organic, until I use the strap-on fix’d
pheenxexual: Man, text looks really, really weird in Firefox 4
twaboop: “automorphic” At least once a day.
theclam: “anti-aliased” So he imported it into his games?
pheenxexual: Not bad, but I think it’s got subpixel rendering now
pheenxexual: Yeah, basically
twaboop: “well-rendered” Again… at least once a day.
pheenxexual: FARMS? IN BERKELEY?
theclam: “auto-updating” Yes, he downloads regularly.
twaboop: “cleanses the palate” Brushes the dogs teeth with it.
pheenxexual: That gif has so many good things going for it
sober-toothed kumah: “Shit cock” After he’s done with the dog…
theclam: “sandboxed” Needs all the traction he can get!
twaboop: “fab” I think you mean fap. This is Kumah after all…
theclam: “knock-knee” It scares him…
twaboop: “As big as the bee’s knees” Fixed.
pheenxexual: “shindig” Does a private party count as a shindig?
theclam: “epiphenomenal” There is a real one, and the one in his mind. Guess which is bigger…
pheenxexual: “hootenanny” Just can’t stop partying with that thing can’t he…
sober-toothed kumah: “Diabetic” Amputee candidate.
pheenxexual: “oodelally oodelally” Take that out of your mouth before you talk. Jeez…
twaboop: “the square root of two” it’s irrational!
theclam: “Ladies and gentlement, tonight we introduce, the prick of the hour, the wang of a thousand faces, it’s Kumah’s penis!” No, it’s the wang he WANTS in a thousand faces, and at MystBlogs he did it!
pheenxexual: applause
theclam: “applaudable”
pheenxexual: there’s a laudanum for that
twaboop: “certainly memorable” It’s hard to forget something that small.
theclam: “being repressed” Translation: Can’t get it up. Next…
twaboop: “unimaginative” Can’t spell his name in the snow…
kneeputer: http://i.imgur.com/B71Dv.jpg
theclam: “the tallest tree in the forest. with a herring” After the forest has been clear cut.
twaboop: “ethical” If it was ethical you’d think he’d keep it in his pants.
theclam: “dehydrated” Happens when you masturbate too much. Durr.
twaboop: “good with white wine” Not much bigger than a swizzle stick.

I may have too much time on my hands, but at least that’s all I have in them.