Myself

Now I know I made a blog post awhile back called “About me”, but looking back, I don’t think I talked about myself nearly as much as I should have. Hence why I am presenting you with About me: PART II!!!!

A couple years ago it was brought to my attention that if you translated my name into D’ni, you would see “Place of coming” or “Place of gathering” if you will (sorry, the coming part sounds too disgusting). That alone proves that I am the chosen one. And as chosen one I’d better get what I want dammit.

Why, as far as I’ve been able to recall I have been one to gather around. Face it, it makes me, me. Other people are just upset that they don’t have the gift that I possess.

It is my fate, my destiny. To tell everyone how to behave in the community, what to post, what forum to join, who you can and can’t pal around with, what time to go to the bathroom and what you can and cannot eat.

But even then I have to remember, I’m only as darling as my peers cut me out to be. I am a version of myself that I never even knew existed and without various people that part of me never would have woken up to smell the coffee (which for some reason smelled like hazelnuts).

I am Uru and so can you!

I have enabled comment moderation. Someone in my last blog entry decided to make a post, then delete it.

While I admire how people in the community take it upon themselves to rewrite history. I’m just a control freak, if you’re going to rewrite history then please, let me help rewrite it for you.

I will accept all comments made. Even the ones that go against me, because even I need someone to chew on and ridicule.

You might ask yourself, “My great Overlord, why? Why do you express things the way you do?”

Well, like a lot of other dictators, there is one persons opinion that I value above all others. Mine. And community, I have a lot of opinions, I have overwhelmed my ability to document myself, so much that I use all the forums I take over as my personal file cabinet. I thought having my own minions of the “Slacker Army” would well… Cut some slack. But here’s a little secret. When the post’s are submitted, I’m still typing and talking. And right now all that opinion is going to waste. Well no MORE (sorry couldn’t resist). It’s time to impregnate this community with my mind.

I’m not afraid to come out and say something. This blog is my truth and my truth alone. I deliver my truth hot and hard. Fast and furious. So either accept my way of thinking or get the hell out of the way, because somebody might get hurt and it sure as hell ain’t gonna be me (it’s gonna be you).

Think you can handle it?

Pink Gerbils are the 12th sign of the apocalypse.

BAM! That’s me off the cuff. Blunt and to the point. No editing (unless it’s someone disagreeing with my thinking pattern), I think it, and I say it, sometimes I skip the first step and just say it. In the end I always win.

Bean bag chairs are jealous of potato sacks because they are easier to eat.

See? I’m a loose canon when I wanna be. I tell it like it is. Get used to it or change to another webpage (don’t change to another webpage). Because this blog is for Uru’s Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who read this blog.

Just because I haven’t put a lot of thought into this blog, doesn’t mean you don’t have to put much thought into my blog either. I want you to read my entries carefully. Savor my ideas. Memorize pertinent passages. Eat with it, sleep with it, go to the bathroom with it, let nature take it’s course.

Because what I have dictated is nothing less than a Constitution for the Tomalaladingdong Nation. And, like quite a few of my fellow MOUL board posters, I hold my truths to be self evident, which is why I do absolutely no research behind what I post anywhere.

I don’t need to. The only research I need everyday is a long hard look in the mirror. For this blog is my story, and as such, it’s an Uruite’s story.

I read this quote recently.

“I celebrate myself, and sing with myself,
And what I assume, you shall assume.”

And who was that “I” in the quote? It’s me.

Bottom line: Read this blog. Be me.

I am Uru and so can you!

Have I told you lately that I love me?

I remember a time when I could talk to myself and have the best conversations. I always knew what to say to impress myself. Maybe someday I’ll setup a debate. I’m what you call a formidable opponent. A Master debater if you will.

That reminds me. I wonder when my fanclub T Shirts will come out. The limited edition ones that have my real face on them are currently available in the meter room. As my face is too amazing to post everywhere. Looking directly at it may blind you. Sadly they are not available to people who aren’t in the meter room. But I am working on public iron outs you can download for free. One with a picture of me in Uru pointing at you with the words “I’ll be modding you” under it. Maybe a “I kissed Tomala’s ass and all I got was this lousy T Shirt” as the official GOGU shirt. But that’s a work in progress.