Ok, a real post is due.

Ok, for those of you who were wondering what the password protected post was about, it was a Serious Sam recording I did for the “Just a gaming blog YouTube channel.” Since linking it through steam didn’t let them download it properly, I had to send them a link to some place where they could save the link target. I also figured while I was at it I would fuck with the people who read this blog. 😛 Mission accomplished!

Anyways work was boring tonight. The only excitement I had was offering fashion advice. Yes, me giving fashion advice. I had a couple of ladies ask me opinions about tops and purses. The purse one had to be weird. This lady was trying to choose between two plastic totes and wanted to know which one looked more expensive (because cheap plastic tote bags look REAL fancy) and I had to come up with something to say. Having watched improv almost my whole life has given me the ability to have an answer to almost any question. Being right or not is a whole other story… One bag was just a pink stripe with big polka dots, the other was a white and silver bag with a nice print to it. So I told her the silver one would look more expensive. Just because people tend to associate metallic colors with expense. She agreed with me…

Then there was one lady who kept bringing me tops and asking me what ones looked good on her. That one was the easiest seeing as all I had to do was look at the top and then look at her hair and skin tone. Either way she was very happy with my answers… I wonder if this was also because I watched those back to school fashion videos on youtube just for the lulz.

Now, having been proclaimed the king/queen of style, I have changed my methods of wardrobe selection. These days I do this ahead of time so I won’t have to worry about it:

I just randomly pick tops that will do the job, find a pair of pants to go with them, then fold them up and pick out the proper accessories to go with the outfits. Then when I wake up I just roll out of bed and pick whatever I have on top. Today I kept it simple with a Hawaiian shirt, Hawaiian jewelery, and black slacks.

You know if I weren’t hiding behind my characters I could do some fashion stuff for youtube to bring in some fappers. But that’s fucking boring.

I like being mysterious like that.

Hope everyone had a good Labor Day

I slept for 11 hours. After last night at work I was royally exhausted. Good thing I have a 3 day weekend!!!

Came home last night and watched Black Dynamite The Movie. If you haven’t seen it, WATCH IT!!! It’s fucking hilarious. I love the cartoon too. It took everything from the 70’s and just went overboard with blaxploitation and Kung Fu. I was actually expecting it to be just a half hour special but nope! Full length feature film, camera work was well done too. I couldn’t find one single thing wrong. The clothing, cars and filmwork were spot on.

Onto the rest of my weekend.

Yesterday another Geriatric Tuesday passed. It was full of mean elderly folk who threw tantrums (knocking things over if they didn’t get what they wanted as of 5 seconds before asking) and people who are unaware of their surroundings (elderly and young). I had one old lady ram my ass with her cart, then demanded yogurt. She got short with me when I told her I wasn’t sure (she was asking me something that I didn’t know, wasn’t my department) so I offered to help her find someone from that department and she just stamped off. I followed anyway just to see if there was anyone around. One of my co workers was stocking something and she asked her, he didn’t know either but offered the same thing that I did. THIS time she was polite (probably because he was a young guy but I digress).

Then there was this one dude that comes in from time to time. He pushes his little cart like he’s going to die tomorrow, and almost hits customers whenever he’s in the store. I had to help him find cookies that he said we didn’t have because he was too busy tweaking out to stop and READ THE FUCKING DISPLAY OF THEM.

If I ever get like that in my old age I hope someone has the right mind to drag me out into the street and beat me with a sack of hammers.

Good news everyone! (I say in Professor Farnsworth voice)

Today San meddled in my job situation at work by accident. She asked her boss some questions regarding wages. Her boss asked her why and told her about how I’m getting ready to leave work. At that moment she took things into her own hands. Then when I woke up today, San wanted to talk to me. She told me about it and wanted to know if it was ok. I get a little bit of a raise and can work up to more later on, so this will work for me.

I guess I don’t need to leave just yet. I mean, I keep trying to but they keep finding reasons for me to stay! Still going to look into college courses though.

Break out the bath water.

The last  couple days have been rather tiring. The moment I came home tonight I immediately planted my ass down on the couch and rested a moment, then put together a nice flower bath. I dropped a rose crafted from soap into the bath and it melted into a lovely aroma, then I lit some candles that smelled like the ocean and flowers, then I got my mp3 player out and just relaxed. I think when I finally reach my weekend I’ll be spending the first day off passed out more so than usual.

Oh well. I found time to do a bit of animating in SourceSDK. Didn’t really have time to socialize, but there’s always later tomorrow night. I have to rest up for a full day of work with double time and a half. There’s a bright side to some things I guess.

Man was today weird.

Work was weird today. Especially with one of my co workers. He’s a nice kid, 17. He was a bit unaware of the people around him though.  He didn’t say what book he was reading, but it’s one about a guy getting his brain placed in a woman’s body. So we talked about what we would do if I became a guy or if he became a girl. My response was “search for every old guy/tweaker who ever tried to cop a feel or try to date me”. Then he started talking about sex in general (he watched Sex Ed recently). AROUND AN OLD LADY!!!! I kept trying to signal him to shut his mouth., But he kept going on and on and on, and finally I put a finger to my mouth to signal him one last time. He turned his head and clammed up. She looked at me funny then I looked at her funny. She said nothing to me and vice versa,

So after she left I had to let him know “I TRIED TO SIGNAL YOU!!!!” and he was like “It wasn’t like I was  talking about having sex with the customers!”. Personally I didn’t mind talking about it (the discussion was more along the side of science rather than… giggity)

Anyway…  Then we started talking about religion, we agreed on pretty much everything. Then discussed who could be more cruel, men or women? He said women since they can manipulate Men’s emotions. I gave my opinion. Both sides can be cruel. I don’t believe cruelty is a gender specific thing. I’ve seen some manipulative bitches, but I’ve also seen men being outright abusive. So I would have to say that’s just human nature in general.

Man was today deep and trippy.

Early Morning Open Thread

Garry recently fixed Garrysmod servers for Linux (w00t no more segfaults!) so I have that back online now. Been trying to figure out why the fuck it doesn’t load other gamemodes though. I’m trying to run elevator source and all I can get running is the map itself. gamemode stays at sandbox no matter what I do. This will require more research.

On another note I won a couple auctions today! Got a ThermalTake Frio and a Radeon HD 6950 coming in the mail. Once those come in I’ll play with some overclocking on my i5 2500k. Did some Portal 2 with BOD. We’re good at science! And by good I mean we didn’t know what we were doing! But we made it through last years DLC. Kinda sad because I played it before with Yutram, only once though. Old memory and all that jazz.

Did some more script writing tonight. Thought I got myself stuck in a corner but managed to find a way around it. I’ll go sleep on it a bit and see if I can come up with anymore mindfuckery.

The Overlord is on the warpath.

Despite getting up early today I still had a good work day. That was until I looked at the schedule two weeks ahead and saw that they want to train me to do yet another thing. To work a cash register. This is where I draw the line.

For the last couple years we have been getting deliberately understaffed in almost every single department. Instead of keeping or hiring more cashiers they have been grabbing people from all over the store to come down and check for them. Which makes it real fun trying to get ANY work done whatsoever. Now they’re making it mandatory for every single person in the entire store. What’s funny is that a friend of ours that moved to another store in Oregon told us that they don’t follow the same rules. This is all taking place at the local level. Doesn’t seem so mandatory after all, does it?

So now I’ve once again been thrust into something that I don’t want to do, and I only know because I read the schedule. As usual my employers are failures at communicating information like this to me or anyone else. You would think after working there for almost five years I would get a little more respect than that. But then again they have made it clear that the only way I’ll be getting a raise of any kind would be if state minimum wages go up… It’s time to move on. As it is I’ve been looking at the new store opening up, plus jobs are opening up elsewhere in town. I think I can do far better elsewhere.

They have trained me to order and work bread without even consulting me, they have trained me to work bakery without consulting me, they have trained me to work the nutrition center (that one they did give me a heads up about though, and I really didn’t mind), and other odd things. I would rather push fucking carts and clean toilets than use a cash register. I’m sorry… It’s not that I don’t trust myself around money, it’s that I trust no one else. Not to mention that lately it seems like I haven’t been able to get any work done between being called away from what I’m doing constantly and not getting any coverage from other people because they’re either off doing what I’m doing or out filling in for a cashier. It’s pretty bad when one of our guys spends 5 hours of his 9 hour shift cashiering and not doing his job with the rest of us. If I get trained to cashier I already know even less work will get done. You can stretch a rubberband only so far until it snaps, which I’m about to.

And again, they don’t pay me enough to give a damn. Real cashiers get paid more than me, and they want me to get trained so they can call me out there at any given moment for minimum wage? Fuck that noise… If this is the new standard then I’ll put in my two weeks notice and go elsewhere. I’m fine on money right now, I’ve tucked enough away to keep myself safe while job hunting.

I have a good rep and a great track record. I’ll have no problem finding a new job. Plus I’ve stated before that if prompted to cashier train I would give my notice. They told me they thought I was bluffing, it’s time to prove them wrong.

Planning my weekend

Looks like I have a long one this week. From Thursday to Sunday (subject to change) I’ll have to come up with things to do. I already have a list:

Install Win 7 on main system
Tidy the room a bit
Film for upcoming reviews
Work on podcast
Ship some packages to friends
Cook kitchen science experiments
Look forward to company visiting on Saturday
Running to the bank

Yet something feels like it’s missing from this to do list I’ve made for myself. Tonight I worked on some more title cards for upcoming episodes.