And now for another chestnut from the cespools of teh interwebz

I was minding my own business in one of the chats I frequent… and all of a sudden a playtoy appears. It’s a shame he had to run like a little bitch when a mod appeared. I for one enjoyed the intellectual value of the conversation. 😛 WARNING: Giant wall of text that you probably shouldn’t read if you have tender sensibilities or a heart condition!

5:26 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Hello ladies and gents :3
5:26 AM – OverlordTomala: Allo
5:26 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Rick <3
5:26 AM – kaliber: sup bitch
5:27 AM – Rick: how are you baby <3
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: sup?
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I’m good bub c:
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: u?
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
5:27 AM – Rick: i’m fine 🙂 thnx 😛
5:27 AM – OverlordTomala: Don’t refer to yourself in the 3rd person Kali. We love you anyway
5:27 AM – kaliber: salam alekym
5:27 AM – Rick: what ?
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Tomala that was a good onme
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: W aleyk al salam 😮
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Arab?
5:28 AM – kaliber: no haha
5:28 AM – Rick: oh great now !! english only please !!
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: :C
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: okie dokey
5:28 AM – kaliber: u muslim?=
5:28 AM – OverlordTomala: lol I see you also go by confederate… No wonder you can’t get any chicks.
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Nope
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: xD
5:28 AM – kaliber: u from lebanon m8
5:29 AM – The Mexican Pyro (Tardis) left chat.
5:29 AM – Hevel: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/cupcake
5:29 AM – kaliber: overloard whats wrong with being confederate?
5:30 AM – OverlordTomala: Well, you can’t get chicks… That’s like, rule #1 of the confederate handbook
5:30 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: lol drama queen.
5:30 AM – kaliber: no lol
5:30 AM – kaliber: i never said i cant get chicks
5:30 AM – kaliber: you stupid cunt
5:30 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: What?
5:30 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: Now I know what you’re asking yourself. “WAI WOOD U EVEEN ENCLOOD DAT IN YO PREUFAIL” . Here’s the answer. I am sick and tired of throwing people in my oven and feeding them to my cat because they ask me “WAI U POOT UR PEUFAIL POOBLIC? U ATEENTION SEKER!”
5:30 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Don’t laugh at exellence
5:30 AM – Rick: o.O maybe i need to get sym here
5:30 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: rofl XD
5:30 AM – OverlordTomala: You don’t have to say… It shows 😛
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: xD
5:31 AM – Rick: Is sym online queen ?
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I GET THIS WAY TOO MUCH
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: idk
5:31 AM – kaliber: it shows?
5:31 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: Lmfao. so funny.
5:31 AM – kaliber: bitch
5:31 AM – OverlordTomala: lol, nice comeback.
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Srsly?
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I think it was lame
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: which totally describes my sense of humor
5:31 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: its funny.
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: x3
5:31 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: XD
5:31 AM – Rick: brb
5:32 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: cant stop laughin.
5:32 AM – Hevel left chat.
5:32 AM – kaliber: 30 hoes on my dick
5:32 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I smell sarcasm
5:32 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: khate
5:32 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: yep ?
5:32 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I smell sarcasm
5:33 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: in your text
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: ..
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: sarcasm.. ==
5:33 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: 😛
5:33 AM – Rick: that guy kali is annoying :
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: its nice. :3
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: XD
5:33 AM – Rick: ohh fuck 😛 wrong chat lol
5:33 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Just deal with it like I am
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: im laughing again lmfao
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: xD
5:34 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: lol im crazy. nvm me. :3
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Loka loka loka
5:34 AM – OverlordTomala: He hasn’t said anything in awhile. He must be asking mom for a catch phrase to respond with…
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Don’t give him attention xD
5:34 AM – kaliber: Tomala
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: then worse we can do right now is do that
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we’d be encouraging him
5:34 AM – kaliber: is there wifi in ur kitchen?
5:34 AM – Rick: brb
5:34 AM – Rick left chat.
5:34 AM – OverlordTomala: Yeah, there’s also a ceiling, knives, forks, a sword…
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: is there wifi in the mental hospital kali? :3
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I’m pretty sure they don’t let their patiens connect with the outside world like that
5:35 AM – kaliber: ok..?
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: you should know that :3
5:35 AM – kaliber: drama queen you should know that
5:35 AM – kaliber: women make food and men work
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Why, cuase I work there?
5:35 AM – kaliber: you’re from lebanon :3
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Lebanon isn’t an islam country ^.^’
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: It’s basically Christian
5:36 AM – kaliber: 90% muslims
5:36 AM – OverlordTomala: Well, in that case… Kali you mist be a damn good sandwich maker
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: IT USED TO BE
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Now syrians invade it
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: but the majority of women work there
5:36 AM – kaliber: Tomala
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: know your geography before you get schooled
5:36 AM – kaliber: you can make me a sandwich and then suck my cock
5:36 AM – OverlordTomala: You have to have one first…
5:36 AM – kaliber: 😀
5:36 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/pa69
5:37 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: OOOHOHHH
5:37 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Is ego is as small as his dick c:
5:37 AM – kaliber: 20 cm
5:37 AM – kaliber: bby
5:37 AM – kaliber: what dat mouth do
5:37 AM – OverlordTomala: Sorry, let me rephrase… You have to have one first… not in your mom’s mouth
5:37 AM – OverlordTomala: As usual you can’t do anything right
5:37 AM – kaliber: what your mouth do
5:37 AM – kaliber: baby
5:37 AM – OverlordTomala: Laughs… at you
5:37 AM – kaliber: can it handle my 20 cm
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: pls let’s not do this now
5:38 AM – OverlordTomala: You’re entertaining 😀
5:38 AM – kaliber: fucking bitches on the internet
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I feel like it’s some 11 year old…
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: why do I feel like he’s some 11 year old?
5:38 AM – kaliber: there werent any females on steam before
5:38 AM – kaliber: now you come
5:38 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: im going out. I dun wanna hear this things
5:38 AM – kaliber: and destory out games
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: kaliber why are you talking about yourself?
5:38 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/catpuzzle these.
5:38 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з left chat.
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: He’s jelly cuz we’re so fab :3
5:39 AM – OverlordTomala: Dammit where’s my popcorn
5:39 AM – kaliber: make them LGBT and queer friendlt
5:39 AM – kaliber: wow
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: and better at him at games
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: ;3
5:39 AM – kaliber: you’re all a bounch of faggots
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: bunch*
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: get schooled
5:39 AM – OverlordTomala: lol, so we went from girls to faggots. That was a quick life changing experience
5:39 AM – kaliber: implying a girl can play a game
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Actually a girl can
5:39 AM – kaliber: why are all elite csgo players en?
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we’re human beings aren’t we? :3
5:39 AM – kaliber: men*
5:39 AM – kaliber: why are all pro gamers male?
5:40 AM – Rick entered chat.
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: because we’re better than to compete in competitions
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we have a life
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: 😛
5:40 AM – kaliber: you know how much money u make
5:40 AM – kaliber: ..
5:40 AM – Rick: i’m back ^^
5:40 AM – OverlordTomala: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198211707068/games/ Truly the profile of a pro
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: While you’re sitting all day trying to get your dick sucked and insulting random people you don’t know on the internet, we’re out there getting ourselves a life c:
5:41 AM – Rick: no i don’t know how much money i make ? ohh what a great question kali !!
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: He meant on the “Cs:GO” competition
5:41 AM – Rick: Lol
5:41 AM – Rick: my bad 😛
5:41 AM – kaliber: tomala
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: It’s for peoples who are either lazy or too much of a failures to get out there and get an actual job
5:41 AM – OverlordTomala: Yes sugar lips?
5:41 AM – kaliber: dont talk to me about being a pro gamer
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: competecence isn’t proven by video game skills
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: 😛
5:41 AM – OverlordTomala: lol… umad?
5:42 AM – kaliber: you’re a female
5:42 AM – Rick: wtf !!! fuck me.. he got all the achievements in 5 hrs.. bloddy hell !!
5:42 AM – OverlordTomala: If you say so
5:42 AM – kaliber: the only thing you’re good at is sucking cock and making food
5:42 AM – OverlordTomala: Stop comparing people on the internet to your dad
5:42 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: the only thing you’re good at is eating shit then spitting them out
5:42 AM – kaliber: lol
5:42 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: and them eating the again
5:42 AM – Rick: kaliber, please repect people in here or shall i get you banned ?
5:42 AM – kaliber: faggots are disgusting
5:42 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we’re heard this over a million times, has that ever stopped us from gaming? :3
5:43 AM – Rick: alirghty then.. i got your reply kaliber
5:43 AM – OverlordTomala: You don’t have to say that EVERYTIME you look in the mirror ya know
5:43 AM – Rick: alrighty *
5:43 AM – kaliber: tomala
5:43 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we barely even noticed that mistake Rick xD
5:43 AM – kaliber: are you a feminist?
5:43 AM – Rick left chat.
5:43 AM – ๖ۣۜSỳmbẍlizẹ – Cards P entered chat.
5:43 AM – Rick entered chat.
5:43 AM – kaliber left chat.

Stupid Criminal Of The Day

This goes under the category of “You Can’t Make This Shut Up”

The next time you’re faced with a would-be robber demanding cash, perhaps try to negotiate a more convenient time for a robbery. A restaurant in the Chicago area pulled that move when two men allegedly tried to hold up the business. Instead of handing over cash, police say the proprietor just told them to come back in an hour. Aaaaaaand they did.