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>DOMs get yourselves ready!

>DOMs get yourselves ready!

So here we are. We have seen that Cyan is now working on a new project, MagiQuest. I don’t know what the rest of you frothing bundles of Cyan defenders are thinking, but I’m thinking this will be the greatest game ever conceived and brought forth from the foul smelling nether regions of Rand himself. I don’t even have to look at that one screen shot to know it either!!

So out yon creatures of the wheel! Log on! Police the forums! Anyone….. And I mean ANYONE who steps out of line we shall destroy.

First we will attack those who do not believe that Uru will return. I mean, that URU will return WITH Cyan running it exclusively and no hackers or dirty dirty shard admins involved. This Magiquest thing is just to make some money for URU! We all know this, why can’t they get it through their heads!!

Next we attack those hackers!! Can you believe they are already talking about hacking Magiquest files to work on those….shards…. Despicable!!!!! We all know that if they hack the MQ files Cyan will go out of business instantly. Cyan is such a pillar in the gaming and economic worlds they could topple the world!! We must get scared and defensive. Matter of fact, I am digging myself a bomb shelter and stocking up on ammo!

Then the best and last stage. WE take over Cyan Worlds!! That’s right! We take over and make sure that no one ever says things about Cyan we don’t like. We’ll police every forum and every website and infuse them with our fear and ignorance. Indeed we will CONTROL everyones thoughts! It would be easy cause once we take over, there won’t be anyone else but us anyways!!

So raise your banners Defenders Of Mediocrity!!! We shall destroy our tormentors!! Kill! Kill!! Kill!!!!!!!


This post was originally written by FreddyD during Co Author Of The Week back when this blog was hosted on blogger.

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Melon Seed
September 8, 2009 11:34 pm

Yes! And we will do anything to stop the hackers and illegal administrators. My plan you ask? Simple, I get married to someone from the community and we move in together. This will provide good tag team tactics to stop the non believers.It's so stupid that it's genius!

~ semplerfi ~
Melon Seed
September 10, 2009 11:04 am

Just so we know what we are talking about. (^8 ___________________________________me-di-o-cre / midi-o-k-r/ [mee-dee-oh-ker] –adjective 1. of only ordinary or moderate quality; neither good nor bad; barely adequate. 2. rather poor or inferior. ___________________________________me·di·oc·ri·ty (mē'dē-ŏk'rĭ-tē) -noun pl. me·di·oc·ri·ties1. The state or quality of being mediocre.2. Mediocre ability, achievement, or performance.3. One that displays mediocre·di·oc'ri·tize' (-tīz') v., me·di·oc'ri·ti·za'tion n.

Melon Seed
September 11, 2009 5:28 pm

Thank you Fi, but I believe you have brought up something I will need to do a full blog post about. I came upon some stunning examples of true DOM behavior and I must make note of it and explain why it is the only way of life to follow. Mediocre is not a bad thing! We don't want change or growth. We want stagnation. The more things stay the same, the more they stay the same, and I like it that way!!