>DorK Diaries, Chapter 2: Goatpocalypse Now!

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Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Chapter 2 of the DorK diaries. In the last chapter there was much verbal masturbation and a slight chance of resolving a war which was then shoved underwater to die a premature death. Now that all bets are off, it’s time to take off the kiddie gloves and have some fun.

And before I create this, I need to quote the last thing that was said in The DorK Diaries 2009 thread.

DannY wrote:

P.S. And to the wicked witch of this blog, I insist you cease calling him DorK. His name is DarK! DarK, dammit! As dark as the inside of his… well, shall we just say the boy is aptly named.

I still say it was a spelling error on his behalf that lead to his name being “DarK” instead of DorK.

I’ll make you a deal, when he stops being a DorK we’ll talk it over…

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DorK
Melon Seed
February 17, 2009 4:08 pm

Lol you made my day…Enough though …If you want to walk around thinking the world owes you one so be it.

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
February 17, 2009 4:13 pm

DorK Says:Can I go verbally masturbate in the corner?Eh what the hell… Just leave the goats alone. I think I heard one cry.

DorK
Melon Seed
February 17, 2009 7:28 pm

Why would one go through the process of verbally masturbating anyway? I thought it was the general consensus that masturbating was only good while pissing others off

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
February 17, 2009 7:37 pm

Shorter DorK: And in other news, dog bites man.No fucking duh.

DaviD
Melon Seed
February 17, 2009 8:41 pm

So DarK, you not only stabbed me in the back by running away to Liverpool with some other dude, you’ve also ditched him and decided to go chasing after some random internet bitch?You’re mine and that’s the way it is. I claimed you back when we were in prison together. You were scared of dropping the soap and I said I’d cover your ass. My apologies for not remembering to use a condom.

DorK (Pulled from the other thread)
Melon Seed
February 18, 2009 6:03 pm

when she banned you for disobeying the rules. You believe she should have communicated with you before she enforced the rules that do say you will be banned for creating multiple accounts without permission.That rule was created after she realised what I was doing, not before.Ironically she assumed I had finished pissing about after she made that rule and it would all end there.Tomala then referenced two of my made up accounts asking for them to contact her on another forum for access.Perhaps this maybe lucky for you, but the proof of this has now gone because the domain has… Read more »

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
February 18, 2009 6:04 pm

The forums are still there dimwit. I can load them just fine.

DorK
Melon Seed
February 18, 2009 6:08 pm

dog bites man.I saw this the other day and it did make me think of you for some reason?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itNPNb6DGiUDid you know, if you’ve beat someone really hard Tomala, Shit is bound to come out of more than one place; you of all people should understand that.That last post was not me…I have a good bet on the last post been someone you know Tomala, (not the DaviD one btw, the other one you labelled as DorK)I have a half decent idea who DorK’s DaddY and DaviD are though; I will say that its coward in your crowd who doesn’t have… Read more »

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
February 18, 2009 6:13 pm

tl:dr

JamaL
Melon Seed
February 18, 2009 8:45 pm

So this is where you have been hiding DorK my sweety?When you didn’t show up for your weekly brazilian wax-session yesterday I got worried!But I can see you’re off on another bitch-hunt, and as usual, you didn’t even bother to leave me a message :(sorry DorK love, but this has to end. If you still want your balls to be shiny, you have to look elswhere from now on!

DannY
Melon Seed
February 19, 2009 12:39 am

YOU LYING BITCH YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE NATURALLY SHINY! YOU KNOW I HAVE A PHOBIA ABOUT WAX!!!!!You’ve torn out my HEART and PISSED on it you goddamn heartless bitch! You’ve destroyed my life, fine, right, are you happy now?! And who the fuck is this JamaL? YOU TOLD ME YOU DON’T DATE BRAZILIANS!!! Another LIE just like when YOU TOLD ME YOU’D SWORN OFF WOMEN FOREVER oh, yes, right, so what are you doing here sharing LUSCIOUS PAIN with Ms. SHINY STEEL BLADE, answer me THAT you LIAR! I can’t believe anything anymore. sobARe you happy? Are you happy… Read more »

DorK
Melon Seed
February 19, 2009 1:22 am

Your credibility is rock bottom Tomala.You drag the rest of the slackers down as long as you are around them.I pitty them.Good look participating with Uru in the future, as this will always follow you now.Enjoy!

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
February 19, 2009 1:26 am

Come back later. I’m working on something.

Anonymous
Melon Seed
February 19, 2009 4:54 am

Hey GMGPSCT, there IS some kind of DNS issue and the forums do appear to be down or inaccessible. I haven’t been able to get to them for almost a week. Evidently the DNS issue is from outside your domain so while you may see it, others can not.

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
February 19, 2009 5:01 am

Or moved?

Joe Bloe
Melon Seed
February 19, 2009 7:40 pm

I’m simply breathless with anticipation…

DorK
Melon Seed
February 20, 2009 1:18 am

Fail!Because you can’t even get it right when DorK does post!

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
February 20, 2009 1:21 am

/yawn

DorK
Melon Seed
February 20, 2009 5:40 pm

[INSERT WITTY RETORT HERE]

Aeronie
Melon Seed
February 20, 2009 5:40 pm

That’s fine you can change mine to anything, I’m an idiot so I don’t care. :PStill can’t get to soup, getting dns issues and I don’t have an email for you to let you know. 🙂

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
February 20, 2009 5:41 pm

I tried to PM you about that at UO Aer, but it said you weren’t allowed to PM. O_oI’ll try again in a few, if not check your email!

Aeronie
Melon Seed
February 25, 2009 6:41 am

Sweet back home again. Thanks T. 🙂

BAD
BAD
Melon Seed
February 26, 2009 6:37 pm

DarK,Why do you want the only person who actually writes to you in a respectful way to leave the conversation?The old forums are locked, but they certainly are not removed. We did change the address slightly for organizational purposes and we have posted on multiple forums about the change. It only takes a bit of research or paying attention to find them, but I guess that is beyond your ken.Anyway, your talk about how the rule was not made until you broke it is inconsequential.That’s like crying about the punishment for murder, after they set a new president during your… Read more »