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>The DorK Diaries Chapter 3: The nightmare continues.
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Melon Seed
March 9, 2009 6:34 pm

Yawn!I gave up caring about this week’s ago.I decided I had better things to worry about than a group of intellectually challenged Americans, whose idea of morality is kicking someone back, because “they started it”.The New Testament preaches forgiveness (for what it’s worth anyway, it’s just a load of stories to me), but it looks like you guys are still struggling to get past genesis.Can’t put in what the creator didn’t though, I’ll leave you to play in the ground some more.

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
March 9, 2009 6:35 pm

My my, someone woke up on the wrong side of the stupid tree! And managed to fall and break every single branch on the way down.

DorK's DaddY
Melon Seed
March 9, 2009 7:02 pm

Dear DorK,At last, a ray of hope! All those years your Mum and I dragged you kicking and crying to Sunday School in the hope that you might learn a bit of morality seem to have paid off.Thank the Lord! My son, you have no idea how devastating it is for a parent to hear their 12-year-old wonder aloud what Jesus wore under those robes. Or breathlessly exclaim that the idea of finding the one sheep who had gone astray was, to use your words, “wicked hot.”Speaking for both your Mum and myself, we can only continue to pray that… Read more »

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Melon Seed
March 10, 2009 3:54 pm

Yeah,I’m surprised you had the power to post with how tired you seem to be.What luck for us that you don’t care anymore! Moreover, what luck you decided to post here AGAIN to tell us that you are above our childish behavior.To think we almost were bored with waiting for you to post again. I mean if you didn’t just post, we probably would have completely forgot about this and moved on to the next person who is treating us like subhuman garbage.Matter of fact, one of our own good friends for years has turned on us and is now… Read more »

DorK
Melon Seed
March 30, 2009 6:53 pm

but the bible also says “an eye for an eye” doesn’t it?Hence why it was revised…The New Testament is intended to replace the bible, in terms of morality. Someone somewhere decided that it was more ethical to not kick and shout back.Perhaps someone beat the author up real bad, and he decided that because he couldn’t physically beat them, he came up with forgiveness instead.Still with the lack of understanding people must have had back then of the world around them, it’s no wonder they came up with a almighty creator, it’s human nature to pass everything off to someone… Read more »

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
March 30, 2009 6:55 pm

DorK: it’s human nature to pass everything off to someone else and then blame them for it.Speaking from experience again I see.

DorK
Melon Seed
April 1, 2009 4:28 pm

Speaking from experience again I see.Maybe, but then it’s a long forgotten past experience I would need to draw off, past a time when I was not in control of my actions, say before birth maybe?Still I see you’re trying to turn over new leaves.

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
April 1, 2009 4:32 pm

Sorry. I don’t turn over leaves. I turn over pine needles.