A couple days ago I suffered a wardrobe malfunction… when the rod in my closet broke and left my shirts on the floor. Of course, that gave me an excuse to continue my clothing purge. I still need to get a few things under control, but now I no longer require a crowbar to make things fit into place.
Clearly I need to celebrate getting my shirts back into the closet without them spontaneously combusting. Maybe a game on the couch is in order…