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Final Stage in Paris!  Drink Up Meh Hearties!

Final Stage in Paris! Drink Up Meh Hearties!

So nice to know you, Tour de France!  Today is the final day of the Tour de Underpants and I will miss it so much! I will be taking a much-deserved blogging break until the Olympics in London begin! Meh hearties are in luck because this lil Ettetram has also been to London, so I have plenty of ‘insightful’ comments to share, such as successfully navigating the Port-a-Loo in WaterLoo Station! Wheeeees!

Since today is the finale of the Tour, we must have Champagne!  The Wine of the Day is Pol Roger Non-Vintage!  Delicious, complex layers of light green apple, vanilla, oak, mature mushroom, and chalk with a hint of bright lime citrus make this an excellent Champagne with most any meal, by itself, or out on a picnic or camping!  Have a fun adventure and bring the Pol Roger and Wiggo too!  Yays!

Stage 20 begins in Rambouillet, winds along the Seine River to finish on the amazing Champs-Elysees.  Will Wiggo win the Tour de France today?  Only time will tell!!!  So party on me hearties with the Drunken Gaming Corner!  Yays!!

They are cruising along through a wooded area with the riders chatting with each other and shaking hands with the peeps in the team cars.  What a great race, everyone!!!!! Nicely done and way to overcome many challenges including nails on the course and many many crashes!!!  See many of you in London Town!

 Now Team Sky is posing for a pict as the cruise along a straight away.  Lookin great guys!!!  Wheeees!

 Someone is munching on a power bar as they ride along.   nomnomnomnom!

 Ooohhh, epic Palace of Versailles, located about 15 miles outside of Paris!

Nice easy ride along the River Seine as peeps pack in on the bridge to watch!  Cool Radio France building!  Now they are in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower as they continue up the Seine River. 

Now they are ramping up the speed on the Champs-Elysees!  It’s fun to window shop, where a person can get everything from an excellent meal to some new clothes to new electronics to a new convertible – LOL!  So Party down on the Champs-Elysees!

Now they are going in front of the Louvre and the Ferris Wheel!!!! Wheeees!!!  Ooops!  Someone had a flat tire!

Cool Place de la Concord building and the Obelisk, a gift from Egypt!  Cool!

Anyone could win at this point.  Oh noes, someone else had a mechanical issue too!

Hello, golden Joan of Arc, watching the Tour as it emerges from a tunnel.  Just three laps to go and it’s still anyone’s race today!

Three riders are in the lead at the moment, with just a couple miles left.  Which one will be able to pull it off?

 The bell for the final lap is ringing as the riders really start cranking it up!  Go everyone go!

Ooops, someone crashed right in the last lap!  A few people went down!  Looks like everyone is OK!

The peloton has caught the three leaders and it’s anyone’s race!  Wiggo has taken the lead in the last mile!  Edvald Boessen Hagen took the lead for a bit, then Mark Cavandish started sprinting for all he’s worth and was able to hang on to the lead through the finish, for his fourth victory on the Champs-Elysees!  Great job!!!!

 

Nibali Vincenzo is Today’s Bulge of the Day winner since he appears to have a large circle around his protruding vagina cup!   LOL!

As much as I love jolly ole England, looking like one is wearing an oversized flag really isn’t that great of a look. It would have been better if her flag/skirt was better fitting.

Thank you for the warm memories of blogging about the 2012 Tour de Underpants here in the Drunken Gaming Corner!  It’s been a totally epic journey through France, including visits to Belgium and Switzerland!  So Party on, Everyone Tram!!!!  Yays!!!!