Ok, a real post is due.

Ok, for those of you who were wondering what the password protected post was about, it was a Serious Sam recording I did for the “Just a gaming blog YouTube channel.” Since linking it through steam didn’t let them download it properly, I had to send them a link to some place where they could save the link target. I also figured while I was at it I would fuck with the people who read this blog. 😛 Mission accomplished!

Anyways work was boring tonight. The only excitement I had was offering fashion advice. Yes, me giving fashion advice. I had a couple of ladies ask me opinions about tops and purses. The purse one had to be weird. This lady was trying to choose between two plastic totes and wanted to know which one looked more expensive (because cheap plastic tote bags look REAL fancy) and I had to come up with something to say. Having watched improv almost my whole life has given me the ability to have an answer to almost any question. Being right or not is a whole other story… One bag was just a pink stripe with big polka dots, the other was a white and silver bag with a nice print to it. So I told her the silver one would look more expensive. Just because people tend to associate metallic colors with expense. She agreed with me…

Then there was one lady who kept bringing me tops and asking me what ones looked good on her. That one was the easiest seeing as all I had to do was look at the top and then look at her hair and skin tone. Either way she was very happy with my answers… I wonder if this was also because I watched those back to school fashion videos on youtube just for the lulz.

Now, having been proclaimed the king/queen of style, I have changed my methods of wardrobe selection. These days I do this ahead of time so I won’t have to worry about it:

I just randomly pick tops that will do the job, find a pair of pants to go with them, then fold them up and pick out the proper accessories to go with the outfits. Then when I wake up I just roll out of bed and pick whatever I have on top. Today I kept it simple with a Hawaiian shirt, Hawaiian jewelery, and black slacks.

You know if I weren’t hiding behind my characters I could do some fashion stuff for youtube to bring in some fappers. But that’s fucking boring.

I like being mysterious like that.