The Mind Of OverlordTomala

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The Mind Of OverlordTomala

See the world through the eyes of your favorite TF2 class via your smartphone.

Now, I don’t have any kind of tablet or smartphone or even a regular cell phone. But I saw this pop up in my Steam News link and thought this was pretty funny.

This app is called Cam Fortress. You can’t really do much with it. But you CAN live out your fantasies as your favorite TF2 class! Always wanted to sneak up behind your boss with a spy knife? Want to pour into that unsuspecting SOB with Heavy’s minigun? Too lazy to do any of your own green screen work? Now you can!!! Also if you unlock a certain easter egg you’ll be able to play as a secret class.

And just like the game it’s based on, you can download the app for free. Sadly there are no hats…

EU BreakUp Party Ideas Tram!

Wow, sorry to be away from the SNews for so long, but I have been distracted with watching debris from Japan wash up onto shore, and with watching the European Union possibly breaking apart!  A bold experiment may be coming to a bankrupt end!  Grab yer popcorn and fav beverage and prepare to watch what comes next tram!  Or perhaps throw an EU BreakUp Party featuring Crostini and Chianti, Champagne and Fromage, or Tapas and Tempranillo and invite all your friends over to watch BBC and CNN!  Yes, bring us the hard-hitting facts, Wolf Blitzer tram!  Show us your best blow-dried hair and snazzy suit to bring us up-to-the-minute reporting from all over the Continent tram!  Yes, the EuroTour with Wolf Tram sounds epic!

 So get your EU BreakUp Party on until the next edition of the Drunken Gaming Corner!!!  Party On Meh Hearties Trams!!!!

 

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realMyst for iPad

So, Kaelis here with a review of Cyan Worlds’ latest iOS release: “realMyst for iPad”. You can grab it from the Apple App Store here. I’d recommend reading this review first, however.

My first experience with Myst was playing a friend’s copy of realMyst for pc, so realMyst has a certain nostalgia value, and well, to be honest, Cyan’s iOS port of this beloved game disappoints.

On loading it up, I was feeling rather positive, the opening was good, the new loading screens really added a nice feeling of how disorienting linking must be, I really, really like them. Its not a flyby, but having been in Uru for quite a while, it works,and it’s a huge improvement on those screens.

Ok, all looks cool, the water looks pretty decent, I thought as I wandered along the dock, I turned and walked into the imager room… And what’s this? A small loading bar as I wandered into the room. It yanked me right out of the world of Myst, and right back into my hotel room in Sydney. I thought to myself, surely they could’ve managed to at least have parity with the engine they had so many years ago – at least, I’d hoped, their new realMyst could page in content at least as well as plasma 1 did for the original realMyst

It was then that I wandered up to check out the library, and the observatory… More loading bars. I went ok… Let’s have a look at the books in the library… Well, yeah. The book pages were incredibly low-resolution, and grainy. They are actualy barely readable.

I went back over Myst Island and noticed more and more low-resolution textures, bad seams on the animated textured objects used as ripples in the water around the mast of the ship.

I haven’t mentioned this yet, but in general, the whole game is rather laggy, on a iPad3, and the control scheme is slow, clunky, and counterintuitive… You touch to move, any movement in that touch is interpreted as a swipe, and will turn you instead and you also touch to interact. I would’ve much preferred dual thumb/joystick style spots on the screen, and then touch objects to interact.

At this point, I realised that the “Epic Citadel” tech demo, that supports the first generation iPad had better performance (even on the aforementioned 1st gen iPad), looked significantly better, sounded better, and controlled better. The epic citadel demo had roughly the same amount to render, as Myst Island, if not more, infact.

As much as realMyst had a great deal of nostalgia value for me, that was about when I closed it in disgust. What exactly had Cyan been spending their time on? I know that the engine they used supports day-night cycles… Yet they removed the lovely ones from realMyst. I later tried to reopen it, only to be met with a massively long loading screen, it was about that point that I decided that this was no longer worth my time.

All in all a massive disappointment, I’d really recommend people steer clear of this one.

Once in a great while they play the epic guessing game. Am I a guy or a girl?

4:07 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: hey Doc this may or may not offend you but are you a guy or girl becuase your in alot of girl gamer groups or are you just llok for girls
4:08 AM – DoctorTomala: The answer is yes
4:08 AM – DoctorTomala: I am one of those
4:08 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: that helps
4:08 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: but which one?
4:08 AM – DoctorTomala: The one with the parts
4:08 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: that narrows that down to 2
4:09 AM – DoctorTomala: Indeed
4:09 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: so is it a B or G
4:09 AM – DoctorTomala: X
4:09 AM – DoctorTomala: X marks the spot
4:10 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: i’m just hoping its a B and G combined
4:10 AM – DoctorTomala: lol always a 50/50 chance :O
4:10 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: 🙂
4:11 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: well if you heard AC/DC playing down one way of a hall and 1 direction down the other which way would you go
4:11 AM – DoctorTomala: To the concert :O
4:12 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: of which one
4:12 AM – DoctorTomala: I only see  ACDC.
4:12 AM – DoctorTomala: Never heard of 1 direction
4:13 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: then increases the chance your a G by about 99%
4:13 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: b*
4:13 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: B*
4:13 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: B*

That’s right folks! If you listen to ACDC you’re probably a dude…

Some people…

I was helping a customer tonight. Felt really sorry for her.

I had to go out to our bottle return area to help do a hand count since the machines were rejecting their cans (happens frequently). And as I walk out there I hear what would either be her husband or boyfriend yelling at her to “get in the fucking car” then calling her expletives like bitch and cunt. Upon seeing me he shut his hole for whatever reason (thank god). Felt really sorry for her. I made sure to be extra nice to her. I don’t care who you are. Man or woman that’s no way to be treated.

Support for realmyst for the iPad = Their OffTopic section.

So realmyst for the iPad is out. I haven’t played it myself because #1 I don’t have an iPad, iPod, iPon, whatever. And #2 I’d rather game on a computer. So I can’t really say if the game itself is good or bad (I’ll let people who purchased it be the judge) however support seems to be a tad flawed.

Gahlen wrote:It’s curious that the “forum support” link on the realMyst “Getting started” page comes here, especially since the “Cyan apps on Mobile devices” part of the forum has been locked for almost a year now.

Then Veralun Verylooney posted this:

veralun Verylooney wrote:

Gahlen wrote:It’s curious that the “forum support” link on the realMyst “Getting started” page comes here, especially since the “Cyan apps on Mobile devices” part of the forum has been locked for almost a year now.

For now the Off Topic section will work. It is a good place to talk and to share your thoughts about the new device.
The Cyan World’s mobile device apps was locked to make the forum more focused on MystOnline and to make it more streamlined and manageable.
But we never know what future brings. If this project is successful, Cyan may consider to reopen the section 😉

Of course right before work I couldn’t help myself…

Tomala wrote:

veralun Verylooney wrote:For now the Off Topic section will work. It is a good place to talk and to share your thoughts about the new device

But a forum isn’t a place for dialogue.  😉

Saturday Morning Open Thread

Decided to work a bit on one of my video projects a bit. It’s a bit involved so I wasn’t fully in the mood. Took a break and played some TF2. Met a couple of n00bs on the server. They stuck around with us all the way till we decided to call it quits. All in all it was good fun.

Since the weather has been warming up I’ve started making more iced tea since I have to have my fix of it. Drinking some red pom with honey right now. Also decided to make some sandwich filling for a wrap to bring to work tomorrow. I’ve been getting into the nasty habit of buying whatever drink or snack that happens to be within easy reach, which all in all isn’t the best. So I’m going to plan ahead since I’ve found more time to think clearly. Bring some iced raspberry mate and a nice tuna mayo wrap to work, that should do me fine.