The Mind Of OverlordTomala

BIC’s new trick! Ballpoint pens for da ladies. No strings attached!

Ladies, are you tired of being oppressed your current writing stencils? Well silence all the bitching! For there is a product for us all.  ‘BIC for Her’ Ballpoint Pens

The “reviews” for this have been hilarious. But for me this one takes the cake.

I feel I must complain in the strongest terms about the sexism of this item. Where are the “For Him” pens? How can I embrace my masculinity, when there is no pen for me? Am I destined to just watch all of the women around me falling into a sparkly dream of ponies, crochet and butterflies, while I pace angrily here, unable to access the manly world of construction vehicles, barbeques, motor racing and science? I can barely adjust my crotch, I am so angry.

Make pens For Him. Strong pens. Manly pens. Pens that dress on the right. Pens with good grips for masculine hands. MANPENS!

Well, there’s always penisland.net 🙂

I do hope they have some in the future that come with a string attached. I always like pulling them out as fast as possible. That and I’m always losing mine.

I did a Serious Sam 2 Lets Play

I never thought about doing these until one night when I was playing BioShock. Yutram and Kaelis heard me saying random things in mumble, mostly making fun of either the dialogue or the characters in the game. They thought I was recording and were bummed when they found out I wasn’t. So this is another experiment.

Vacation Day 4 and onto 5

Went for a walk yesterday (weather was excellent!) and decided to take a walk down memory lane (actual place here) for a personal picnic. I ordered a nice roast beef sandvich and ate in a nice quiet wooded area in one of our local parks. Walked passed a bunch of buildings and remembered how all of those lots were nothing but fields where we would mess around in. I always loved climbing those trees with my friends, go up and read a book from the library or from home.

My processor for the super laptop arrived too. Works perfectly! Can’t wait to overclock it. It’s a core 2 duo extreme edition. I can overclock it to 3.4 (default speed is 2.8). As soon as the new HD’s and RAM get here I’ll be ready to haul that to work for a fun lunch break. Screw the other ladies tablets and iPhones at work…. I’ll pwn them all!!!

Speaking of that I played some L4D2, Serious Sam’s and even fucked around in HL2DM. I even added a new plugin to both the HL2DM and TF2 servers, and ass soon as Valve fixes the sv_downloadurl issue with CS:GO I’ll try to add it to that as well. It’s a plugin that plays welcome music or a welcome message. Much like the end round music I’ll be expanding upon what was already included in the pack. I found another plugin that plays a special sound/song for certain people. Assign a theme song to a specific person example. That requires messing around in MySQL. I would have done it tonight but had one to many to really want to mess with that sort of thing.

And finally I awoke this afternoon to find that people actually checked out my (anti)social network that I created. lololollololol.

Vacation Day 3 and onto 4

Got my hair done today. Went for something a little different this time. Instead of highlights I did thick streaks of a purple blue. I also went out for a walk in the sun and bought a blue lemonade… BLUKAKE!

I also had some rum and coke tonight. What happens when I’m buzzed and bored? I create random shit:

Like a social network or something.

Not sure if I’ll keep it or not. I did like some of the features and have implemented some of them to SNews.

Vacation day 2 and onto 3

Well, yesterday I managed to get my mother her own blog. Now she can understand the joys of the blogosphere. I also managed to get my CS:GO server running metamod and sourcemod after some answered questions. Now I just have to make a fancy MOTD!

On another note, tonight for my late night dinner I basically took every Italian looking thing in the fridge (kalamata olives, roasted peppers, sun dried tomatoes etc) and chopped them up to be cooked and tossed with some noodles. It was lazy but damn was it fucking good.

Guess I’ll sleep now so I won’t miss my hair appointment.

Vacation Day 1 and onto 2

I started my first day of vacation on the right foot. I slept forever, then just relaxed in bed knowing I didn’t have to do anything. Then I got up and researched how to use steamCMD and how to build a CS:GO server. I got all of that taken care of after some questions answers and a bit of trial and error. Now I need to figure out why metamod or sourcemod won’t launch. It’s strange because the installs are identical to all of my other srcds_linux installs. Oh well, at least I have the actual server running.

Played some Serious Sam’s tonight. I think I’ll do more of that tomorrow with maybe some L4D.