The Mind Of OverlordTomala

He was beaten… with a spoon.

11:15 PM – Tomala has the keys to the internet
11:15 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama takes the Keys
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11:15 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama downloads Tekken Soldiers to every CHAT ROOM IN STEAM
11:15 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11:15 PM – Tomala: You can’t. They’re attatched to my leather pants 😛
11:15 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: I ripped it off
11:15 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: now your pants fall down.
11:16 PM – Tomala: Not this leather…
11:16 PM – Tomala: It’s goooood leather
11:16 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama calls a helicopter to shoot Tomala
11:16 PM – Tomala beats Kazakun with a spooooon
11:16 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: No no no
11:16 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: its not Kazakun
11:16 PM – Tomala: again…and again… and again andagainandagainandagainandagain
11:16 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: JUST CALL ME jin
11:17 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama FALCON PUNCHES TOMALA
11:17 PM – Tomala continues hitting kazakun with a spoooon
11:17 PM – Tomala: again… andagainandagainandagainandagain
11:17 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama cuts the spoon with an axe made of fire
11:17 PM – Tomala: The spoon thunders down with no mercy.
11:18 PM – Tomala pulls out another spoon
11:18 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: Hey want a cookie?
11:18 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: I’ll give it to you now 😛
11:18 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: SHINIGAMI CHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:18 PM – Tomala continues to beat you with a spoon
11:18 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama chops Tomala
11:18 PM – Tomala beats you with a spoon… again, and again, and again
11:19 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama takes out a SPORK
11:19 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: Didn’t think of it did you?
MajorTomala has changed their name to The Ginosaji.
11:19 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama beats Tomala with the Spork
11:19 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: What the heck??
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11:19 PM – The Ginosaji beats you with a spoon even more
11:20 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: alright you win
11:20 PM – The Ginosaji: again… and again… and again
11:20 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: Alright you win
11:20 PM – The Ginosaji: andagainandagainandagainandagainandagain
11:20 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama gets mad
11:21 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: ATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATA
11:21 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama Continuously punches The Ginosaji
11:21 PM – The Ginosaji chases you with a spoon
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11:22 PM – The Ginosaji beats against you with a spoon againdandagainandagainandagainandagain
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: alright
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: everyones weakness is :
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama plays Justin Bieber music
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama gets earplugs
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama has an awesome smiley face
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama runs away
11:22 PM – The Ginosaji chases you with 2 spoons
11:23 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama gets the two spoons and slices Ginosaji’s two hands
11:23 PM – The Ginosaji ‘s hands grow back with 2 more spoons. Continues to beat you with them
11:23 PM – Evilhippie: :O
11:24 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama takes Ginosaji’s head off
11:24 PM – The Ginosaji picks up head and glues it back on
11:24 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama burns Ginosaji
11:24 PM – The Ginosaji continues to beat you… WITH A SPOOOON
11:24 PM – The Ginosaji walks out of fire with flame retardant spoon
11:24 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: how about tsunami retardant spoon?
11:24 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama summons A TSUNAMI
11:25 PM – The Ginosaji beats you in the tsunami with a spooon
11:25 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: LOOK OUT
11:25 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: WAVE OF CARS
11:25 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama calls a helicopter
11:25 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama gets in the helicopter
11:25 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama waves at Ginosaji
11:26 PM – The Ginosaji waves back, sitting next to you on helicopter. beats you with a spoon
11:26 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
11:26 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama kicks Ginosaji off the helicopter
11:27 PM – The Ginosaji climbs to the top of the helicopter
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11:27 PM – The Ginosaji sticks spoon in the prop. It crashes down to earth
11:27 PM – kitchp: hi
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11:28 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama calls 4000 models of Jack 4 to explode
11:28 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: you’re stuck
11:28 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: they have you
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11:28 PM – The Ginosaji: The jacks run away. For they all fear the ginosaji.
11:29 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: Whats a bloody Ginosaji?!
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11:29 PM – The Ginosaji: Google it 😛
11:30 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: Oh.
11:30 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: I get it

If your eyes work then fucking use them.

So today I had 2 annoying customers. One was a lady that not only blocked my pathway to putting eggs on the shelf, but had to ask me why I was just standing around. I’ll give you a hint, it had to do with her fat ass not moving anywhere.

Second customer was this guy who looks like he’s in my age group, him and a friend of his (who looked stoned out of his mind) couldn’t understand our egg price wall (it lists what eggs we sell and what price they are), it’ll say things like “18 count” “JUMBO” “5 dozen” etc. I had no idea what point he was trying to make. But after about 3 minutes wasted on this dumbass I finally understood. He thought 18 packs came in ANY kind of egg. So he said “well say for example I want an 18 pack of jumbos. How would the fuck would I know which ones those were?” So I pointed to the eggs we DID have on the shelf, one being a 12 pack of jumbos and the other being an 18 pack of LARGE eggs. You can tell by READING THE FUCKING PACKAGING!!! There goes 3 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back…

It was this or account deletion.

Out of sheer boredom (and being a successful overlord) I have decided that if you want to view the steam room you will have to work for it. As of now you must have ten posts and beyond to view the steam room! Once you have ten posts I will grant access. There are exceptions to the rule too.

Being an administrator/global moderator
Being a true blue Slacker
Being a Meter Room member

Those of you who join with the desire to read the steam room and only the steam room will have to work a little harder. 😛

Early Morning Open Thread.

Didn’t really feel like playing anything multiplayer tonight (aside from slackerschat). So I stuck with gmod and the almighty toybox. Sometimes when I’m playing with weapons and props I get inspired.  Tonight I found a neat animation tool for the player. It lets you wave, salute, agree, disagree etc. Might come in handy for a project. Though lately I’ve come down with a bit of writers block.