Ruining It For Everyone Else Since 2004
You mean I can’t drink all the wine?

You mean I can’t drink all the wine?

Got another email from my health insurance. This time telling me that while red wine does have antioxidants in it, drinking too much is bad for you. No shit, really? I thought drinking a gallon a day would keep me young forever.

I’m going to drink a bottle of red tonight just to spite you fucks.