In place of Adam, I have stepped in to present his choice for the week.
Amala-Sandra!
Next week if anyone who is or has ever been a greeter can participate as co author!
>Uru is being ruined and it isn’t even here yet!
| Papa Smurf wrote: |
| It seems that Overlord Tomala has decided to protest the actions of some in our community that I talk about in a Steam Room post I recently made. I tend to side with the ‘others’ so I guess that Overlord Grand Poobah Comrade Empress Baseball Bat Wielding Bomb Everything In Sight Shoot First & Ask Questions Later Tomala and I are in disagreement. |
First of all, I would like to applaud you for making a post about me. I’m only saddened that you didn’t make it into a large essay as you have done so in the past. I would like to think that I would be worth a trilogy.
Second, I lost my baseball bat when I lent it to DorK, he said something about trying to rescue a gerbil, an ferret, two hamsters and a snake. Otherwise the rest of it was spot on.
Third, you should know by now that I will stand up for what is right! And being that I am always right, I have no problems standing up for what I believe in. For years people stared at me and assumed I blindly followed what you say. Well now the tables have turned, I will now blindly follow my fellow purists. What you announce in the steam room is a bitter outrage, and I will fight tooth and nail to protect Uru from the likes of you.
What side will you people choose? The side of Cyantology? Or the side of the impure…
Join the darkside. We have ramen.
>The Pretender
I have been absent from my ruling duties as of late due to that imbecile named Barack Obama who thinks he can rule part of our glorious land. We are now ready to overthrow him.
PROUD SOCIALISTS of the United American Socialist Republics, unite and join us as we overthrow the pretender and establish a society of perfection and equality!
>War on google
Awhile back when Google opened up their oldest database for their birthday I was appalled to find I was not listed in their google database. Well… I finally got my revenge.
>We must protect Uru.
Community,
Are you willing to fight for Uru and all it’s glory? The time has come for me to round up a protest group, I will not go into full detail outside of the discussion area, but I assure you that Papa Smurf is back with some sinister announcement.
Let us join together, let our voices be heard. The time to attack is now, and the destination is the steam room.
PRAISE RAND!!!!!
>Red, color of the rulers.
Today is the first day of my 3 day weekend! And I celebrated by returning the communist red streaks to my hair (as seen on the side picture). It keeps me pure and does a good job keeping old men away from me. Anyone who touches the overlord without their permission shall spend the rest of their lives looking behind their back.
>Stupid questions
I heard a question so dumb, that I swear my poor brain was asking for oxygen.
A customer came up to me asking where we keep the carts. And I told them we keep them at both entrances (which some people are too stupid to notice most of the time). Then she had to ask me where the entrances were. And then in my head, I heard screeching.
Then at that point my brain went, we are inside the store… You enter the store, through an ENTRANCE!!!! We were even close enough to one of the entrances. “See those windows?” “Yes…” “Go that way…”
That’s almost as bad as “IF it weren’t for my horse I wouldn’t have spent that year in college”.
Too bad I like getting paid, or it would have been fun to run her around the entire building…
God, after thinking about that I need to read. My brain is starving.
>Public Service Annoucement
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
All of you who live in the Great Nation of the United American Socialist Republics should be in bed, sleeping in exactly twenty-five minutes. Remember: It is your patriotic duty to be well rested for the work day tomorrow! Your labor ensures our dominance.
To communism’s triumph lead us on!
>And so my reign of terror begins!
QUIVER IN FEAR!!!!!!
I am too tired to do much smiting right now. But you should fear me for next time, you may just end up in Cyantology Hell–AKA the Slacker’s Shard.
All those multi colored avatars. THEY MAKE ME SICK.
Until next time,
Bozhe Tsarya Khrani!PS: Remember that the Tsar is always watching.