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>Postcard from DorK

>Postcard from DorK

Some of you may remember that I started the DorK diaries awhile back. Sadly around that time DorK went away. I often worried about him, however… Today I got a postcard from him. Apparently he decided to take a trip to the continent to visit some old friends.

I kinda miss having him around the blog… He was fun entertainment. Speak of the devil, did anyone see this?

DarK DorK wrote:
Uru is NOT Second Life or There or any number of other alternate reality reality games … (you heard me!)

Please consider your idea/suggestion etc in relation to these types of games before posting.

Uru does not need many of the features/ideas from these games.

If you are going to be suggesting we add a feature from these games, please go play Second life or There, as the feature you will be suggesting is a core feature of that game.

Second Life || There != Uru

This has been a public service announcement for the sake of sanity!

He represents sanity? We’re boned…

You know, he could think of it in a more positive light. He could build that goat pen age he always wanted!!!

Just kidding. The British like sheep. You can tell because he hangs around the MOUL forum. Wink

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Melon Seed
January 5, 2009 7:18 pm

I am appalled that you would post personal corespondents.Dork entrusts you to with of his trips, and you shamelessly spread it all over your blog. You know that everyone reads this blog!!

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Melon Seed
January 5, 2009 8:43 pm

Dear DorK,Right, well, now you’ve gone and done it — broken your mother’s heart. Yes, I know what you’ll say: your twisted genes are our fault; that, and your mother’s decision to not eschew glue sniffing during your first trimester; but nonetheless… sweet Jesus, son! to dribble your dew ‘pon an ewe who’s been God knows where, not to mention photographing the lurid affair! Have you no shame?!Right now your mum’s locked herself in the loo and won’t come out until you come home and apologize — to her, to me, and to the Northumbria Sheep Shearing Association.Another fine mess… Read more »