>Readings

Some places give palm readings, tea leaf readings, tarot card readings and much more. I have a different service to offer to everyone!

I can give you the following for free:

Spaghetti readings

Cheerio bowl readings

Alphabet soup readings

Animal cracker readings

And if you would like I am selling tin foil hats. Act now and you’ll get a free pet rock absolutely free!

Come in today and you might be lucky enough to spot me with my tinfoil hat on with a bowl of sacred cheerios in my next attempt to channel the Cyantology frequency…