This requires a bit of a backstory. My old boss gave me a pin to wear at work that says “My Dad…” then there’s a blank place under it where you include a name, or even a picture. Me? I decided to write “likes pie”. Everyone thought it was clever. Unless you read the words differently.
This dumb broad at work decided to tell people that I wrote “likes pot” on the button. Even customers have been hearing the rumor and have been complaining about it. Oh right that makes sense! Why not just write “I wanna get fucking fired” on a sign and put it on my back? Anyway other people who I’ve shown the button to beforehand have been correcting those who have heard the rumor…
She doesn’t even work in the same area as me let alone the same floor. What a petty twat.