So I heard something about some guy named George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina

You can read the original article that I read. It’s a good read. Or this link here where I originally found it.

It seems George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina doesn’t know how teh internetz works. George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina tweeted to Sandra Fluke. If you don’t know who Sandra Fluke is here is an article. Here is the tweet:

Of course when George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina wrote this tweet, George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina thought he was only using his “inside voice”, because you know. REAL men like George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina tend to quietly yell at women over the internet from the safety of their monkey sheets in mom’s basement. Y’know, just to show them whose more dominant! However, George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina didn’t expect her to retweet what George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina said so that her thousands of female followers could see how much of a redfaced redneck George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina actually is! So anyway, I guess George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina decided to google George Tierney and HOLY DICK SAUCE!!!! The internet remembered what he said! What are the odds?

But wait!!! It gets better!!!

George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina contacts Jane Hampshure of Firedog lake with some interesting demands.

Whoever runs this site needs to take my damn comments off of it. I did not give you permission, nor did you ask me for it. It shows up on google and I will see a lawyer if this doesnt disappear. Ask me before posting bullshit about me. You fuckers had no right.

Sincerely,

George Tierney Jr

Then George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina gets a response.

Dear Mr. Tierney,

It is site policy to establish that you are actually George Tierney, and not someone claiming to be him, in order to engage you on this matter further. Please have your lawyer confirm that you are in fact the George Tierney referred to in the post and I will be happy to discuss the matter with him. My contact information is below.

Oh but it gets better…

You dont get to make the rules. I am the george tierney that made the comments to sandra fluke, not to you..take it off google. If it goes to a lawyer, it will be settled in court, with me getting paid.

Sincerely,

George Tierney Jr

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA… oh wait. George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina seriously thinks that’s how the internet works. That is just so terribly hilarious. Sorry Mr George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina, but that’s not how the internet works. It’s like Las Vegas, whatever happens on google, stays on google.

So in conclusion I think I found the lesson here:

…and now that all that money he spent on eHarmony is just fucking wasted because ladies will not want to go on a date with him ever ever again besides the fact that all he ever wants to talk about is golf which is like the third gayest sport ever. Besides, also: boring.

The lesson is why use eHarmony to look for women when you can just say stupid shit to Sandra Fluke or some other popular woman? You’ll be surrounded by more women than you could ever shake your stick at!

Edited to add George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina. It needed to be done.

Update

It seems George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina has posted another tweet. George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina’s father George Tierney Sr is getting harassed by people that sonny boy George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina pissed off. So if you want to give him some love, or gay porn you can email him atgeotie2323@yahoo.com