Amusing

Valve proves once again how awesome they are.

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There has been quite a bit of controversy regarding the Tux item released to people who use Linux distros. People have been “faking” linux installs to get the item and Valve is paying attention.

Well I didn’t personally but, this is something that I was curious about and, a friend just confirmed it. I offered him the use of my Linux machine via Teamviewer to get his Linux Penguin. He said he was uneasy about doing that and, said he was gonna look and, see if there was another way on Youtube.

Okay, whatever, it’s no skin of my nose. He came upon a video about changing what TF2 reads as your OS and, I guess he did it because I later saw that his name changed to I cheated for a tux. I thought he did it himself so I didn’t press the issue but, we started talking about the penguin like 30 minutes ago and, he mentioned that Steam changed his name on it’s own.

I wondered why and, then it hit me. It had to have been because he didn’t get it through the correct means and, the outcome made me laugh. I did a search for the name “I cheated for a tux” and, this is what I saw “Showing 1 – 50 of 3,884” amazing, huh.

That is hilariously awesome.

Stupid Facebook news of the day.

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Nothing says put me in jail like stealing tons of jewels then posting about it on facebook…

Investigators combed CCTV footage, which allegedly revealed that Rodriguez had followed the man prior to the attack. Investigators also searched telecommunications and social media, which indicated he left the U.K. with a false passport for a vacation to Rio de Janeiro, then headed to Colombia, investigators said.

Police said his Facebook page was “littered with pictures” of his trip to Rio.

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Miniskirts = Rapebait

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Today’s dose of stupid is brought to you by this article at manboobz.

Yes, they actually banned miniskirts due to them being “rape provoking”.

Anyways, if you wear a miniskirt you’re obviously a slut. Why else would they exist? Hell even children wear miniskirts these days! Might as well sell T-Shirts for little girls with “Sperm Dumpster” on them!

Here’s a thought. Since men don’t need women but women need men, and the female form is completely at fault and not some guy with a lack of self control, lets eliminate all women entirely until there is no scary vagina looking substance that remains. Then they can celebrate being the one true better gender and kindly enjoy their eternal sausage-fest like the faggots they are. Or make a rule that forces women to wear a burqa indoors and outdoors at all times to prevent rape. The less they reveal the less likely they’ll be turned on.

Queen of dumb blondes robs bank then youtubes about it.

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Remember awhile back when I blogged about the Wal Mart employees filming their quality handling of iPads? Well, just when I start to lose faith in humanity another story and video comes along, and I lose even more faith in humanity. šŸ™„

Some dumbassed blond chick not only robbed a bank and stole a car, but decided to vlog about it!

The suspect pointed what appeared to be a gun and handed tellers a note that said ā€œYou are being robbed! NO ALARMS OR LOCKS OR PHONES or INK BAGS! I have a loaded gun. You have 2 minutes,ā€ deputies told NTV.

It was unclear how Sabata intends to plead. The name of her attorney was not immediately known.

When looking up the definition of dumb blond, you need not look further than for the one named Hannah Sabata.

Support for realmyst for the iPad = Their OffTopic section.

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So realmyst for the iPad is out. I haven’t played it myself because #1 I don’t have an iPad, iPod, iPon, whatever. And #2 I’d rather game on a computer. So I can’t really say if the game itself is good or bad (I’ll let people who purchased it be the judge) however support seems to be a tad flawed.

Gahlen wrote:It’s curious that the “forum support” link on the realMyst “Getting started” page comes here, especially since the “Cyan apps on Mobile devices” part of the forum has been locked for almost a year now.

Then Veralun Verylooney posted this:

veralun Verylooney wrote:

Gahlen wrote:It’s curious that the “forum support” link on the realMyst “Getting started” page comes here, especially since the “Cyan apps on Mobile devices” part of the forum has been locked for almost a year now.

For now the Off Topic section will work. It is a good place to talk and to share your thoughts about the new device.
The Cyan World’s mobile device apps was locked to make the forum more focused on MystOnline and to make it more streamlined and manageable.
But we never know what future brings. If this project is successful, Cyan may consider to reopen the section šŸ˜‰

Of course right before work I couldn’t help myself…

Tomala wrote:

veralun Verylooney wrote:For now the Off Topic section will work. It is a good place to talk and to share your thoughts about the new device

But a forum isn’t a place for dialogue.Ā  šŸ˜‰

Man was today weird.

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Work was weird today. Especially with one of my co workers. He’s a nice kid, 17. He was a bit unaware of the people around him though.Ā  He didn’t say what book he was reading, but it’s one about a guy getting his brain placed in a woman’s body. So we talked about what we would do if I became a guy or if he became a girl. My response was “search for every old guy/tweaker who ever tried to cop a feel or try to date me”. Then he started talking about sex in general (he watched Sex Ed recently). AROUND AN OLD LADY!!!! I kept trying to signal him to shut his mouth., But he kept going on and on and on, and finally I put a finger to my mouth to signal him one last time. He turned his head and clammed up. She looked at me funny then I looked at her funny. She said nothing to me and vice versa,

So after she left I had to let him know “I TRIED TO SIGNAL YOU!!!!” and he was like “It wasn’t like I wasĀ  talking about having sex with the customers!”. Personally I didn’t mind talking about it (the discussion was more along the side of science rather than… giggity)

Anyway…Ā  Then we started talking about religion, we agreed on pretty much everything. Then discussed who could be more cruel, men or women? He said women since they can manipulate Men’s emotions. I gave my opinion. Both sides can be cruel. I don’t believe cruelty is a gender specific thing. I’ve seen some manipulative bitches, but I’ve also seen men being outright abusive. So I would have to say that’s just human nature in general.

Man was today deep and trippy.

The rise, fall, and rise again of George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina

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Man, first I miss out on the solar eclipse because of work, now I miss out on the closing, opening, reclosing etc of ever so brave George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina. George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina is having a really shitty time on the internet lately hasn’t he? Of course he’s too stupid to figure out that he’s been digging his own net based grave.

Believe it or not, a snarky website called glossy news held an interview with George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina. Yes… This is real. Here is a quick summary of whatĀ George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina actually believes.

  1. Georgetown is a fake Catholic university
  2. The war on women is as fake as the war on blacks and illegals
  3. Lou Gehrigs comes from Iraq
  4. Muslims have a pact to infiltrate western politics
  5. Barack Obamaā€™s real name is George Sorrento
  6. America was at war with Russia in the 70s
  7. Obama is personally arsenic-deathing all the cancer-curing doctors

The full 44 minute log of the interview is on that site if you wish to read it. The audio interview is available as well for those who request it. Now, if you want to see some more of the awesomeness that is George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina, check out this link. It seemsĀ George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina is attacking a wide array of people, from The President and First Lady to Data from Star Trek and Tom Hanks. George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina really gets around!

Oh what’s this?

Is it me, or isĀ George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina preparing himself for being nailed to a cross in that pic? At this point he might as well prepare. Especially with more ugly truth coming out about George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina. LikeĀ George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina’s restraining order for exampleĀ George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina really knows how to handle the ladies doesn’t he?

Edited to add even MOAR George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina

Electronic Arts to focus on PCs

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110309/tc_digitaltrends/eathinksfacebookandpcgamesarethefuture

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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Deep breath

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Ahhhh this is hilarious. EA happened to be one of the companies that wanted to go strictly console, and now they want to go back to the PC. This is funny, very very funny.

Open Thread

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Judging by the amount of rainstorm I’m hearing right now my activities will be indoor based. Just as well… I should probably focus on getting better the rest of the way, even though at this point I’m mostly coughing up foam.

I logged into my pootube for the first time in awhile and got a message from a steam friend. Apparently in my sick absence a rumor went around that someone pissed me off. That’s really funny… Me getting pissed out about people on the internet. Good game net trolls, good game. Clearly they don’t read my blog, probably a good thing.

Ah well… Guess I’ll take my pomberry tea to bed. It’s been a hard days night of killing shit in L4D2.