Ruining It For Everyone Else Since 2004
Target recently took down labels such as “Boy Toys” and “Girl Toys” and made things more neutral. Someone predicted the social media backlash and decided to get in on some epic trolling by posing as a Target Representative. Here are a couple examples:
I wonder how many of these people found out after the fact that they had their legs pulled tremendously. This was brilliant! Way to turn stupid people into a wondrous source of entertainment.
I was minding my own business in one of the chats I frequent… and all of a sudden a playtoy appears. It’s a shame he had to run like a little bitch when a mod appeared. I for one enjoyed the intellectual value of the conversation. 😛 WARNING: Giant wall of text that you probably shouldn’t read if you have tender sensibilities or a heart condition!
5:26 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Hello ladies and gents :3
5:26 AM – OverlordTomala: Allo
5:26 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Rick <3
5:26 AM – kaliber: sup bitch
5:27 AM – Rick: how are you baby <3
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: sup?
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I’m good bub c:
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: u?
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
5:27 AM – Rick: i’m fine 🙂 thnx 😛
5:27 AM – OverlordTomala: Don’t refer to yourself in the 3rd person Kali. We love you anyway
5:27 AM – kaliber: salam alekym
5:27 AM – Rick: what ?
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Tomala that was a good onme
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: W aleyk al salam 😮
5:27 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Arab?
5:28 AM – kaliber: no haha
5:28 AM – Rick: oh great now !! english only please !!
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: :C
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: okie dokey
5:28 AM – kaliber: u muslim?=
5:28 AM – OverlordTomala: lol I see you also go by confederate… No wonder you can’t get any chicks.
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Nope
5:28 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: xD
5:28 AM – kaliber: u from lebanon m8
5:29 AM – The Mexican Pyro (Tardis) left chat.
5:29 AM – Hevel: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/cupcake
5:29 AM – kaliber: overloard whats wrong with being confederate?
5:30 AM – OverlordTomala: Well, you can’t get chicks… That’s like, rule #1 of the confederate handbook
5:30 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: lol drama queen.
5:30 AM – kaliber: no lol
5:30 AM – kaliber: i never said i cant get chicks
5:30 AM – kaliber: you stupid cunt
5:30 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: What?
5:30 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: Now I know what you’re asking yourself. “WAI WOOD U EVEEN ENCLOOD DAT IN YO PREUFAIL” . Here’s the answer. I am sick and tired of throwing people in my oven and feeding them to my cat because they ask me “WAI U POOT UR PEUFAIL POOBLIC? U ATEENTION SEKER!”
5:30 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Don’t laugh at exellence
5:30 AM – Rick: o.O maybe i need to get sym here
5:30 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: rofl XD
5:30 AM – OverlordTomala: You don’t have to say… It shows 😛
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: xD
5:31 AM – Rick: Is sym online queen ?
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I GET THIS WAY TOO MUCH
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: idk
5:31 AM – kaliber: it shows?
5:31 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: Lmfao. so funny.
5:31 AM – kaliber: bitch
5:31 AM – OverlordTomala: lol, nice comeback.
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Srsly?
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I think it was lame
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: which totally describes my sense of humor
5:31 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: its funny.
5:31 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: x3
5:31 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: XD
5:31 AM – Rick: brb
5:32 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: cant stop laughin.
5:32 AM – Hevel left chat.
5:32 AM – kaliber: 30 hoes on my dick
5:32 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I smell sarcasm
5:32 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: khate
5:32 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: yep ?
5:32 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I smell sarcasm
5:33 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: in your text
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: ..
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: sarcasm.. ==
5:33 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: 😛
5:33 AM – Rick: that guy kali is annoying :
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: its nice. :3
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: XD
5:33 AM – Rick: ohh fuck 😛 wrong chat lol
5:33 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Just deal with it like I am
5:33 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: im laughing again lmfao
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: xD
5:34 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: lol im crazy. nvm me. :3
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Loka loka loka
5:34 AM – OverlordTomala: He hasn’t said anything in awhile. He must be asking mom for a catch phrase to respond with…
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Don’t give him attention xD
5:34 AM – kaliber: Tomala
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: then worse we can do right now is do that
5:34 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we’d be encouraging him
5:34 AM – kaliber: is there wifi in ur kitchen?
5:34 AM – Rick: brb
5:34 AM – Rick left chat.
5:34 AM – OverlordTomala: Yeah, there’s also a ceiling, knives, forks, a sword…
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: is there wifi in the mental hospital kali? :3
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I’m pretty sure they don’t let their patiens connect with the outside world like that
5:35 AM – kaliber: ok..?
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: you should know that :3
5:35 AM – kaliber: drama queen you should know that
5:35 AM – kaliber: women make food and men work
5:35 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Why, cuase I work there?
5:35 AM – kaliber: you’re from lebanon :3
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Lebanon isn’t an islam country ^.^’
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: It’s basically Christian
5:36 AM – kaliber: 90% muslims
5:36 AM – OverlordTomala: Well, in that case… Kali you mist be a damn good sandwich maker
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: IT USED TO BE
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Now syrians invade it
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: but the majority of women work there
5:36 AM – kaliber: Tomala
5:36 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: know your geography before you get schooled
5:36 AM – kaliber: you can make me a sandwich and then suck my cock
5:36 AM – OverlordTomala: You have to have one first…
5:36 AM – kaliber: 😀
5:36 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/pa69
5:37 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: OOOHOHHH
5:37 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Is ego is as small as his dick c:
5:37 AM – kaliber: 20 cm
5:37 AM – kaliber: bby
5:37 AM – kaliber: what dat mouth do
5:37 AM – OverlordTomala: Sorry, let me rephrase… You have to have one first… not in your mom’s mouth
5:37 AM – OverlordTomala: As usual you can’t do anything right
5:37 AM – kaliber: what your mouth do
5:37 AM – kaliber: baby
5:37 AM – OverlordTomala: Laughs… at you
5:37 AM – kaliber: can it handle my 20 cm
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: pls let’s not do this now
5:38 AM – OverlordTomala: You’re entertaining 😀
5:38 AM – kaliber: fucking bitches on the internet
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: I feel like it’s some 11 year old…
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: why do I feel like he’s some 11 year old?
5:38 AM – kaliber: there werent any females on steam before
5:38 AM – kaliber: now you come
5:38 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: im going out. I dun wanna hear this things
5:38 AM – kaliber: and destory out games
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: kaliber why are you talking about yourself?
5:38 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/catpuzzle these.
5:38 AM – ଘMiss Khate ε♥з left chat.
5:38 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: He’s jelly cuz we’re so fab :3
5:39 AM – OverlordTomala: Dammit where’s my popcorn
5:39 AM – kaliber: make them LGBT and queer friendlt
5:39 AM – kaliber: wow
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: and better at him at games
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: ;3
5:39 AM – kaliber: you’re all a bounch of faggots
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: bunch*
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: get schooled
5:39 AM – OverlordTomala: lol, so we went from girls to faggots. That was a quick life changing experience
5:39 AM – kaliber: implying a girl can play a game
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: Actually a girl can
5:39 AM – kaliber: why are all elite csgo players en?
5:39 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we’re human beings aren’t we? :3
5:39 AM – kaliber: men*
5:39 AM – kaliber: why are all pro gamers male?
5:40 AM – Rick entered chat.
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: because we’re better than to compete in competitions
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we have a life
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: 😛
5:40 AM – kaliber: you know how much money u make
5:40 AM – kaliber: ..
5:40 AM – Rick: i’m back ^^
5:40 AM – OverlordTomala: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198211707068/games/ Truly the profile of a pro
5:40 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: While you’re sitting all day trying to get your dick sucked and insulting random people you don’t know on the internet, we’re out there getting ourselves a life c:
5:41 AM – Rick: no i don’t know how much money i make ? ohh what a great question kali !!
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: He meant on the “Cs:GO” competition
5:41 AM – Rick: Lol
5:41 AM – Rick: my bad 😛
5:41 AM – kaliber: tomala
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: It’s for peoples who are either lazy or too much of a failures to get out there and get an actual job
5:41 AM – OverlordTomala: Yes sugar lips?
5:41 AM – kaliber: dont talk to me about being a pro gamer
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: competecence isn’t proven by video game skills
5:41 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: 😛
5:41 AM – OverlordTomala: lol… umad?
5:42 AM – kaliber: you’re a female
5:42 AM – Rick: wtf !!! fuck me.. he got all the achievements in 5 hrs.. bloddy hell !!
5:42 AM – OverlordTomala: If you say so
5:42 AM – kaliber: the only thing you’re good at is sucking cock and making food
5:42 AM – OverlordTomala: Stop comparing people on the internet to your dad
5:42 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: the only thing you’re good at is eating shit then spitting them out
5:42 AM – kaliber: lol
5:42 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: and them eating the again
5:42 AM – Rick: kaliber, please repect people in here or shall i get you banned ?
5:42 AM – kaliber: faggots are disgusting
5:42 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we’re heard this over a million times, has that ever stopped us from gaming? :3
5:43 AM – Rick: alirghty then.. i got your reply kaliber
5:43 AM – OverlordTomala: You don’t have to say that EVERYTIME you look in the mirror ya know
5:43 AM – Rick: alrighty *
5:43 AM – kaliber: tomala
5:43 AM – ♔TheDramaQueen♔: we barely even noticed that mistake Rick xD
5:43 AM – kaliber: are you a feminist?
5:43 AM – Rick left chat.
5:43 AM – ๖ۣۜSỳmbẍlizẹ – Cards P entered chat.
5:43 AM – Rick entered chat.
5:43 AM – kaliber left chat.
So apparently Comcast has been changing peoples names for quite some time. More have come out on the subject.
If you read through the whole article it’s even more of a nightmare. Especially for one person who made several attempts to get her account name changed back with no luck, at least until she spoke with them in person.
“They changed my name to ‘dummy’ in my online account, so that the greeting was ‘Hello, dummy,’” she tells Elliott. “I had to call several times but they said they didn’t see it until I went in person to Comcast and they removed it.”
She claims that no one offered an apology or explanation for how the name change occurred.
Stay classy Comcast…
I’m starting to think people are losing the meaning behind the word “emergency”. It isn’t an emergency if your favorite fast food joint runs out of chicken. It isn’t an emergency if facebook is down (and in many cases it’s probably a blessing). It isn’t an emergency if your jello has gone missing. And it CERTAINLY isn’t an emergency that PlayStation Network is down.
What happened to going to the website to see what the problem is? Or using a search engine? I never would have thought about calling 911 if say for example Steam went down.
Damn we have really let ourselves go…
My attempt to sleep last night was met with failure due to some aches and pains. I only managed to sleep between moments when the painkillers did their dirty work. So for my first day back I was already exhausted.
Then afternoon hits and while I’m on my first break I heard there was an accident in our parking lot (and later on I heard it was on the crosswalk in front of the store so I’m not sure which location it happened in). Apparently a pedestrian got hit by a car, and from the sound of it the person in the car didn’t even stop because they really wanted that parking space. To make matters worse they blamed the pedestrian for not moving fast enough… An ambulance arrived on scene to take the poor guy away, but it was too late. We got a call back stating that he didn’t even make it to the hospital, he died not long after the accident. If all of this is true then this is downright manslaughter and hopefully this asshat gets their just desserts. It’s pretty sad that some people value a parking space or an object over the life of a living person. How we’ve fallen as a society.
Then I passed an asshole I didn’t really want to talk to (not to me but to people I do care about). But on the brightside I got off work early, but I couldn’t call home because our answer machine wasn’t working. So I ended up cruising the web waiting for a ride. I would have walked but it was pissing down rain and I didn’t want my laptop to get wet.
The first thing I did when I got home was jump into some PJ’s, make some berry tea and boot up Linux. I just finished eating a very bacon oriented dinner and now I’m contemplating some rest to make up for what I lacked today. Sleep away the terrible things and try to move in a more positive direction.
Yesterday I witnessed quite an interesting performance. I was summoned to help someone put together a shoe table since well, the materials are rather heavy but pretty simple to put together once you have a basic understanding of insert figure a into slot b. For reasons unknown the person I was helping felt it was necessary to use a rubber mallet to knock the parts into place.
There were three pieces. I had a poll with two wheels, she did as well, and there was a metal dowel to connect the two together. Seems simple, right? I held up my side and she slid in the dowel, then she tried to shove hers in, and while holding the dowel and the mallet she kinda forgot to hold her side up and well… banged her head. She looked like she was going to cry, kept rubbing her head and kept going owowowowowowow all the way to the break room to grab an ice pack.
Injuries are a serious thing, don’t get me wrong on that. But methinks the lady came off as a tad Shakespearean. I’ve hit my head before, and I usually rub my head until the pain subsides. Of course that is her personality. She’s quite the drama queen in every definition of the word. She’s what you would call the stereotypical female. She’s a gossip, always has to spread BS in her wake, if she doesn’t like you she’ll start spreading petty rumors around, believes others cause drama and doesn’t understand why it follows her everywhere and it just goes on and on to the point that I could write a god damned biography. You can try reporting her, but our boss is a total flake and just believes every word she says. So you either have to put up or shut up.
Oh well. It made for good joke fodder last night. After all I have to keep up my “Class Clown” personality.
I’m really getting sick and tired of the Duck Dynasty thing. Lots of people in town (including co-workers) were extremely pissed off about Phil Robertson being thrown off the air, and have been rejoicing his triumphant return ever since but are still pissed off at how they would even think of oppressing a fellow Christian for his beliefs. One of my co-workers decided to ask my opinion on the situation which would prove later to be a mistake. I kept it light, basically telling him that they’re fakes. I explained to him the picture I found of them 11 years ago before the beards, and how it was obvious that they grew them out for TV. He defended that by saying “People do different things for TV” and I said “Yes, but it’s supposed to be a ‘reality’ show”, and then he tried to tell me that it was wrong for them to take him off the air because of “one thing”. Why are these people only focusing on the gay comment and not this comment:
“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field…. They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!… Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues.”
I imagine that if I brought up this bit about marrying girls as young as 15 or 16 it would also fall on deaf ears. Yes, Phil Robertson mentioned this back in 2009 at a Christian retreat.
“They got to where they’re getting hard to find, mainly because these boys are waiting ’til they get to be about 20 years old before they marry ’em,” Robertson says in a video clip that resurfaced Monday. “Look, you wait ’til they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that’s going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They’ll pick your ducks.”
Yeah, you wanna marry them while they don’t know the world from outside your toolshed. It doesn’t end there either:
“Make sure that she can cook a meal. You need to eat some meals that she cooks, check that out. Make sure she carries her Bible. That’ll save you a lot of trouble down the road,” he said.
It’s funny reading this then having to listen to people complain about how his religious beliefs got him thrown off of A&E. Yes, everyone knows that Christians in America are the most oppressed. All 70% of them… 🙄
I never heard of Patton Oswalt until this recent twitter thing. But I have a feeling more people will after reading his product endorsements.
Friday afternoon, a company called Brander solicited comedian Patton Oswalt via Twitter to ask him to tweet about products they represent, and Oswalt ended up having a lot of fun with it. He went on a tear making fun of the company and their strategy with a series of tweets that amassed hundreds of retweets and attention from the press. You’d think it’d be enough to shame Brander into not publicly asking comedians to tweet about brands for them, but they’re still at it apparently.
My personal favorite:
.@BA_Influencers Tired of the tooth enamel loss from bulimia? The roaring bout of diarrhea from @TacoBell keeps your smile fresh!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013
I would seriously love to see some real life adverts like that. 😀
With all the copyright whoring they’re doing what will happen when they run out of music/footage to claim? Words? Phrases? Colors?
Lets go with colors.
This is from a webseries called “OKCupid is the best!” where the hostess solikebasically shares the strangest things she finds in her OKCupid inbox. In this particular episode some guy discovers that she likes games, the awkwardness is soon followed with morbid disgust.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXoTu5fMqM
Was that really necessary? Usually when someone doesn’t respond to you that means you move on, you know… more fish in the sea and all that jazz? Of course, she’s also getting criticized for doing the unthinkable and posting his messages to her in public for all to hear. Just think, this could have been avoided if he just dropped it after the first post.