Fuckwits

Miniskirts = Rapebait

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Today’s dose of stupid is brought to you by this article at manboobz.

Yes, they actually banned miniskirts due to them being “rape provoking”.

Anyways, if you wear a miniskirt you’re obviously a slut. Why else would they exist? Hell even children wear miniskirts these days! Might as well sell T-Shirts for little girls with “Sperm Dumpster” on them!

Here’s a thought. Since men don’t need women but women need men, and the female form is completely at fault and not some guy with a lack of self control, lets eliminate all women entirely until there is no scary vagina looking substance that remains. Then they can celebrate being the one true better gender and kindly enjoy their eternal sausage-fest like the faggots they are. Or make a rule that forces women to wear a burqa indoors and outdoors at all times to prevent rape. The less they reveal the less likely they’ll be turned on.

It’s been a hard days night.

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Everyone’s struggling to get their last minute Christmas shopping. Stress is flying around the store, we’ve been having regional visitors so management has been up in arms about everything. Hours are still being cut, people are still understaffed and having to do extra work while management expects everything to be absolutely perfect. We have a corporate visit coming in the morning and the bosses want EVERYTHING to look perfect. So I got a bit of overtime in tonight. It helped too, especially since half of my shift was putting returns away and recovery didn’t take place until just before the store closed.

And if that wasn’t enough I had some big fat dude hovering around me for about five minutes. He said I was gorgeous, then went away… then came back wondering if I was single. I lied and told him I wasn’t available. Something about him just didn’t seem right to me, and I would find out later that my instincts helped me dodge a bullet. Him and his brother needed a fitting room, so I opened one up. Then a little later I guess he stole a pair of jeans and turned in his old ones at our service desk claiming he wanted an exchange. I don’t know how he managed to fool them. Seeing as they were wet on the outside and had skid-marks on the inside.

And people still wonder why I’m single…

Queen of dumb blondes robs bank then youtubes about it.

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Remember awhile back when I blogged about the Wal Mart employees filming their quality handling of iPads? Well, just when I start to lose faith in humanity another story and video comes along, and I lose even more faith in humanity. 🙄

Some dumbassed blond chick not only robbed a bank and stole a car, but decided to vlog about it!

The suspect pointed what appeared to be a gun and handed tellers a note that said “You are being robbed! NO ALARMS OR LOCKS OR PHONES or INK BAGS! I have a loaded gun. You have 2 minutes,” deputies told NTV.

It was unclear how Sabata intends to plead. The name of her attorney was not immediately known.

When looking up the definition of dumb blond, you need not look further than for the one named Hannah Sabata.

Want some of Glenn Beck’s special jarate?

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Glenn Beck, infamously being known as yet another crazy radio show host and has been on both CNN and Fox News is trying to get back into media. How you may ask?

So he pisses in a jar, sticks an Obama figurine in there, and calls it art. Honestly I think the sniper should sue. Or at least Jarate him with his own piss jars.

Taking it all too hard.

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So let me start off by saying that I had a great day off today. I decided to just do nothing today and lay in the comfort and serenity of my bed and blankets, whist dreaming about being in a bed and blankets. But then I awoke to reality and had an interesting conversation at the dinner table tonight.

Apparently my mother had another confrontation with the creep that has been seeking me out. He “apologized” and gave her a note. In the note he confesses that the love of his life died in his arms and it brought him such trauma. And somehow just by seeing me he had those same feelings of being with her. But he doesn’t want a “relationship”.

If that wasn’t creepy enough, he apparently went to our Human Resources lady and complained to her for about 45 minutes about how he’s being seen as the bad guy and that he’s actually the victim. Then he rambled something about stuff in Vietnam and how it’s somehow related…

I think it’s time for me to get out my pitchfork and demand that this asshole be removed once and for all. What he’s doing is sexual harassment. I don’t even walk at night anymore because of this stupid fuck. If they don’t do anything about this, I’ll make them regret ignoring me. If I have to I’ll get my own restraining order, then I’ll turn around and get back at the company.

Don’t fuck with me.

If only this happened on my server.

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One of the places I like to read is Fat, Ugly or Slutty. A blog that specializes in pointing out stupid things guys do to girl gamers. Most of the stuff that’s posted over there is from the XBox community, but today I saw this and had to laugh about it.

I would have had a blast if I was playing with a group of guys like that on my server… oh god, where to begin? Especially with stuff like this at my disposal?

Supertanks, Rochelle Spitters, Smoker Bill’s that’ll strangle you with their dicks. How many ways could I make them rage? 😀

“Hey you lookin fresh! Hit me up on facebook!”

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That was the epic pickup line of the evening. This highschooler looking dude said that. I think he was a highschooler anyway. I think I have more hair on my body than he does…

If you have to use facebook to impress people you seriously have issues…

Onto the rest of my weekend.

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Yesterday another Geriatric Tuesday passed. It was full of mean elderly folk who threw tantrums (knocking things over if they didn’t get what they wanted as of 5 seconds before asking) and people who are unaware of their surroundings (elderly and young). I had one old lady ram my ass with her cart, then demanded yogurt. She got short with me when I told her I wasn’t sure (she was asking me something that I didn’t know, wasn’t my department) so I offered to help her find someone from that department and she just stamped off. I followed anyway just to see if there was anyone around. One of my co workers was stocking something and she asked her, he didn’t know either but offered the same thing that I did. THIS time she was polite (probably because he was a young guy but I digress).

Then there was this one dude that comes in from time to time. He pushes his little cart like he’s going to die tomorrow, and almost hits customers whenever he’s in the store. I had to help him find cookies that he said we didn’t have because he was too busy tweaking out to stop and READ THE FUCKING DISPLAY OF THEM.

If I ever get like that in my old age I hope someone has the right mind to drag me out into the street and beat me with a sack of hammers.

Early Morning Open Thread

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To celebrate keeping the mumble server up, I decided to dedicate the entire day to goofing off and playing a combo of TF2 and Serious Sam. I even got to ban an asshat from the TF2 server! He just kept talking random nonsense. I didn’t mind that. Then he started banging against me and spouting even more nonsense. I told him I didn’t speak dumbass and he told me he didn’t speak 12 year old… I threatened to ban him, he said he didn’t give a shit. So I kicked him. He came back sarcastically begging not to ban him from THIS particular server, because there are no other servers as awesome as this one, and that there are sooo few bots on it and then while he was spouting all of that drivel I pressed the ban button. You can find his profile here.

He has 12 games! One for each year he’s been alive!!!