Ruining It For Everyone Else Since 2004
Ok, so after getting back from lunch I found out someone wiped their ass on a couple articles of clothing in one of the ladies fitting rooms (didn’t have to deal with it, we just threw them away)… then at the end of the night a lady wanted to buy a kilt. We don’t carry them and have never carried them. She seemed to be rather shocked about this and demanded to know if we even knew what a kilt was. I was oh so tempted to say “Uhhh, that’s what they wear in Japan amirite?”
Dumb fucks is dumb.
I know some guys think women are no better than cattle, but this is just fucking repugnant.
CHANDLER, Ariz. — A Chandler man was arrested for a bizarre crime — police say he branded his initials onto his girlfriend.
I hope his dick gets stuck to a fucking skillet.
I wish to return/exchange this game (Bioshock Infinite) for steam credit or refund on the grounds that I cannot play it. I cannot play it because at the very beginning of the game there is a section of the game that is so offensive to my religious beliefs that I cannot proceed with it any further. I did not know this section of the game was there and had no way of knowing it was there before-hand as it was not shown in any trailers, previews, screenshots or other marketing material.
Today I woke up and found out that we’re still fucking crazy.
Two explosions near the finish line of the Boston Marathon – the oldest and most prestigious race of its kind in the US – have left at least three people dead and more than 100 injured
Who did this? No one knows yet. People are having no issues speculating with next to no information though. I’m not going to say anything until they find out if this was someone who crossed the border or a homegrown terrorist similar to the Spokane bombing attempt in 2011. Funny how that one just breezed by. You’d think it didn’t get as much press because he was white or somethin’.
Then of course you have people who think the bombing was an act of god telling gay people to stop loving each other. Does that mean god is a terrorist?
If you thought the lady from yesterday was crazy, check this out.
MARCH 6–An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out from” inside Harris, who is seen at right.
In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.
The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.”
Ok, I HAVE to write about this. It’s just too fucking stupid to pass up.
Did you know that if you use birth control your womb will be full of dead fetuses? Srsly!
Swanson: I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research on women’s wombs after they’ve gone through the surgery, and they’ve compared the wombs of women who were on the birth control pill to those who were not on the birth control pill. And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies. They’re on the inside of the womb. And these wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.
MURDER!!!!!! That’s right up there with all of the eggs they have that go to waste each time they have a period… Bad women, very very bad! Those could be people too!
I have no words for this.
MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence.
Oh, he was naked at the time.
The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press.
Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims. He then reportedly ran inside the house and tore a 72 inch flat screen TV off a living room wall.
As the man yelled to his wife to get his gun, Bruni continued to trash the house. The sheriff’s office said the man’s wife managed to fire three shots at Bruni, but missed.
As the man went to get another gun, Bruni allegedly fell to the floor in the living room and started masturbating. He then ran into the couple’s son’s room and rubbed the boy’s clothing over his face.
When deputies arrived, the sheriff’s office said Bruni fell to the ground, flailed around and spoke – but was not making any sense.
Bruni tried to get away from the deputies several times. In the end, they had to use a Taser on him to take him into custody.
Investigators later discovered that Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence.
Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and put under observation while doctors tried to figure out what he was on.
Nothing says put me in jail like stealing tons of jewels then posting about it on facebook…
Investigators combed CCTV footage, which allegedly revealed that Rodriguez had followed the man prior to the attack. Investigators also searched telecommunications and social media, which indicated he left the U.K. with a false passport for a vacation to Rio de Janeiro, then headed to Colombia, investigators said.Police said his Facebook page was “littered with pictures” of his trip to Rio.
Today’s dose of stupid is brought to you by this article at manboobz.
Yes, they actually banned miniskirts due to them being “rape provoking”.
Anyways, if you wear a miniskirt you’re obviously a slut. Why else would they exist? Hell even children wear miniskirts these days! Might as well sell T-Shirts for little girls with “Sperm Dumpster” on them!
Here’s a thought. Since men don’t need women but women need men, and the female form is completely at fault and not some guy with a lack of self control, lets eliminate all women entirely until there is no scary vagina looking substance that remains. Then they can celebrate being the one true better gender and kindly enjoy their eternal sausage-fest like the faggots they are. Or make a rule that forces women to wear a burqa indoors and outdoors at all times to prevent rape. The less they reveal the less likely they’ll be turned on.