I hope they don’t breed.

Queen of dumb blondes robs bank then youtubes about it.

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Remember awhile back when I blogged about the Wal Mart employees filming their quality handling of iPads? Well, just when I start to lose faith in humanity another story and video comes along, and I lose even more faith in humanity. 🙄

Some dumbassed blond chick not only robbed a bank and stole a car, but decided to vlog about it!

The suspect pointed what appeared to be a gun and handed tellers a note that said “You are being robbed! NO ALARMS OR LOCKS OR PHONES or INK BAGS! I have a loaded gun. You have 2 minutes,” deputies told NTV.

It was unclear how Sabata intends to plead. The name of her attorney was not immediately known.

When looking up the definition of dumb blond, you need not look further than for the one named Hannah Sabata.

21% of people are really fucking stupid.

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Well, there are other scales and percentages that tell me the same thing :P. But the one in particular is this. 21% (originally 13%) of people drive while using the internet. This is mostly done to update their facebook or twitter status. Because clearly that’s faaaar more important than keeping an eye on the road, let alone while you’re walking in a store or down the street… Apparently running into trees and people is acceptable to some in this day and age.

To these people the words love, care, and empathy have no place in a dictionary (not that they would bother reading one).

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So I’m sure quite a few of you heard about the shooting in Colorado. One of the things that happened during the shootings was brave men giving their lives to save their wives or girlfriends. As tragic as it is, it was also very noble, honorable and heroic of them, and they will be remembered for it. This asshole of the century on the other hand has a different perspective.

So… These men lost their lives and these women lost the men they loved, and James Taranto is hoping they’re worthy of anything? What the hell is wrong with these people? I’ll bet this chicken shit would run out of the theater screaming like a little bitch.

I hope that one of these days that these women hopefully visit him to show him how “worthy” they are. Jesus Christ, of all the people that deserve to be drug out into the street and beaten with a salty glass covered club… People like him have no love or care in their heart.

Things you never knew about women… So secret that not even women know about it!

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Another fun read I found over at manboobz and by fun I mean Fucked Up Nonsense.

He found some real gems posted by the guys that put the fun in dysfunctional. Lets see what we’ve got to work with…

women gain a sexual satisfaction from lying. the bigger the lie, the greater the thrill.

And men get sexual satisfaction out of staring at trees, breathing, murder, morning wood is funny like that.

EVERYTHING relating to female appearance in based on deception. Women put blush on their face and lipstick to suggest that they’re sexually aroused thereby causing men to get stupid and malleable in their presence.

Better think twice before putting on that gloss or lipstick ladies… Nothing says rape victim like a fresh painted set of lips. Careful on the eyeshadow too, the deeper the shade the more slut you reveal.

They are organized into cunt coalitions. we are fucked.

ZOMG it’s teh uterati!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

most women simply can’t hack it at that high of a professional level. Their minds and bodies are simply not designed for that. Not surprising given how nature has clearly designed them to bear and raise children.

and in other news man sticks dick in toaster.

Twats wear heels in order to not only appear taller but also to elongate the appearance of their legs.

Oh for fucks sake I can’t even wear them on my feet, so why would I want to shove them up there? Hell, awhile back I saw a dude wearing stilettos. He really knew how to walk in them too. I guess you can add that to the argument that men can do anything better than women.

They put hideous silicone filled sacs onto their chest to create a more alluring figure (although as any man who’s actually ever felt these knows it’s like playing with a skin wrapped basketball).

Yeah, and unlike that one guy that did it on a dare, they didn’t get the million dollars… Again, men do it better.

They paint their nails to create the illusion they’re always clean.

I think they spend more time talking about how much they hate women, than have actually been with one… ever.

They shave and wax and pluck to show off as much bare skin as possible – to conceal the fact that they’re hairy beasts.

In America anyway due to it being disturbing. Whereas it’s a norm in certain parts of Europe. If you want us to stop shaving and waxing please let us know. Stubble is fucking annoying. After all you’re always saying that the women over here should be more like the ones overseas.

It has already been said in several posts in this thread but it bears repeating since it is the simple quintessential truth: Women. Ruin. Everything.

I’m sure they have their own boys only tree fort to go with that talk. Remember those boys only clubs from age 12 and below? Good times. Where they would indulge in each others manliness…. giggity.

And they wonder why people think they’re all teh ghey…

Some people…

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I was helping a customer tonight. Felt really sorry for her.

I had to go out to our bottle return area to help do a hand count since the machines were rejecting their cans (happens frequently). And as I walk out there I hear what would either be her husband or boyfriend yelling at her to “get in the fucking car” then calling her expletives like bitch and cunt. Upon seeing me he shut his hole for whatever reason (thank god). Felt really sorry for her. I made sure to be extra nice to her. I don’t care who you are. Man or woman that’s no way to be treated.

Make babies or get acid thrown in your face

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Apologies for fewer posts again. Between my internet crapping up and my webhost being hard to get to I’ve been having to cope.

But back to blogging! Lets start with this article that showed up in my RSS (Really Stupid Shit) feed today.

Today he found one hell of a winner. He’s one of the many types that believe that women don’t need to be educated, their vaginas give them the honor of staying home and making babies! To not do so means that they are missing out on a wonderful thing, something that only men understand… not women.

[E]ducating women is strongly correlated with reducing their disposition and ability to reproduce themselves. Educating them tends to make them evolutionary dead ends. … 40% of German women with college degrees are childless. Does PZ seriously wish to claim that not reproducing is intrinsically beneficial to women?

I like how they have to pull numbers from another country to make their point, when they’re claiming most of the problem is with American women. So lets go get some numbers from Germany! Are they true though? You normally provide links to facts such as those…

[R]aising girls with the expectation that their purpose in life is to bear children allows them to pursue marriage at the age of their peak fertility, increase the wage rates of their prospective marital partners, and live in stable, low-crime, homogenous societies that are not demographically dying. It also grants them privileged status, as they alone are able to ensure the continued survival of the society and the species alike. Women are not needed in any profession or occupation except that of child-bearer and child-rearer, and even in the case of the latter, they are only superior, they are not absolutely required.

Yes, as soon as they start their period marry them off! Some girls start their periods rather early (even before becoming a teen), just marry them off and make them into mini baby machines. God bless the south.

Also if you read the article you’ll see that it’s perfectly acceptable to harm and maim women who don’t resign themselves to being nothing more than baby making machines.

The comments at the original blog (not at the manboobz blog but at the one he’s quoting from) are hilariously stupid. Although there was a white knight that came in there and made the mistake of providing fact, he was quickly shot down by one of the resident HeMen and the masturbaters of the universe. Which reminds me of an old saying, never argue with an idiot. Here is one of my favorites:

Neither are men. Women proved they could mostly replace us during wars.

I forget that women invented the atom bomb, radar, sonar, jet engines, and rockets…

the vital work that men do is invent things that increase the standard of living for the entire planet…women do not…

Can’t tell if sarcasm or if they’re a total fucking moron. Both?

Quite honestly I think it’s more of a fear that they have.”A girl” could be smarter than them, and that’s just wrong. Like so many other things these people continue to be afraid of. What’s funnier is a study I heard about years back. Women become smarter after giving birth. They’re pretty much fucked either way I guess.

The rise, fall, and rise again of George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina

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Man, first I miss out on the solar eclipse because of work, now I miss out on the closing, opening, reclosing etc of ever so brave George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina. George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina is having a really shitty time on the internet lately hasn’t he? Of course he’s too stupid to figure out that he’s been digging his own net based grave.

Believe it or not, a snarky website called glossy news held an interview with George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina. Yes… This is real. Here is a quick summary of what George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina actually believes.

  1. Georgetown is a fake Catholic university
  2. The war on women is as fake as the war on blacks and illegals
  3. Lou Gehrigs comes from Iraq
  4. Muslims have a pact to infiltrate western politics
  5. Barack Obama’s real name is George Sorrento
  6. America was at war with Russia in the 70s
  7. Obama is personally arsenic-deathing all the cancer-curing doctors

The full 44 minute log of the interview is on that site if you wish to read it. The audio interview is available as well for those who request it. Now, if you want to see some more of the awesomeness that is George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina, check out this link. It seems George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina is attacking a wide array of people, from The President and First Lady to Data from Star Trek and Tom Hanks. George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina really gets around!

Oh what’s this?

Is it me, or is George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina preparing himself for being nailed to a cross in that pic? At this point he might as well prepare. Especially with more ugly truth coming out about George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina. Like George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina’s restraining order for example George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina really knows how to handle the ladies doesn’t he?

Edited to add even MOAR George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina

“No Women Allowed”

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So I was going through my Really Stupid Shit Feed and found something really stupid. Not by the author (I do agree with them). Rather what’s being discussed in the post.

Their blog post.

Then I started to read further into this over at Kotaku.

“Nothing ruins a good LAN party like uncomfortable guests or lots of tension, both of which can result from mixing immature, misogynistic male-gamers with female counterparts,”

As I read these articles I couldn’t help but be reminded of the fuckwits on the right that single out Islam for how badly they treat women, and here they are banning people from a fucking Texas LAN party for having a vagina? Why don’t you just slap a fucking burqa on them then, at least everyone will be wearing robes…

“We actively discourage gamers from being the kind of mysogynistic jackwagons seen in the Reddit post, and such behavior should not be tolerated. Frankly, we don’t like that kind of player either. And to punish them we shall ban all women from the event. That’ll really show those guys whose in charge! So far as this event goes, it is an special event designed specifically for male gamers. Further, it is meant as a getaway designed to help said male contingent become better men both for themselves and for those who love us.”

Fixed for accuracy. Any women who love guys like these have to be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

It’s just sad that certain guys can’t accept reality. Then again this is taking place in Texas so…