Microsoft Purchases Todd Howard’s Soul For $7.5 Billion Dollars (pinky to the lip)

In case you haven’t heard… this happened. Microsoft’s priciest video game acquisition, a $7.5 billion purchase of Bethesda Softworks parent company ZeniMax Media, shocked the industry on Monday. The deal puts Bethesda, one of the industry’s biggest publishers and owners of some of the most successful gaming series, under the …

Microsoft is listening in on your Minecraft porn discussion?

I think I can check this off of the “I predicted this would happen” list. Leaked documents and recordings obtained by Motherboard show that humans are able to listen to intimate conversations held over Skype — something that has hitherto not been revealed by Microsoft. I don’t want to discourage …

Microsoft is doing things that I can’t complain about

I really need to stop sleeping when weird shit happens. I awoke yesterday to find Microsoft actually making somewhat of an attempt to make themselves look good on PC for once… where to start? The first thing I read yesterday was the announcement for the Halo Master Chief Collection coming …

Microsoft Open Sources Calculator… DaFuq?

Ummmmm…. why? Today, we’re excited to announce that we are open sourcing Windows Calculator on GitHub under the MIT License. This includes the source code, build system, unit tests, and product roadmap. Our goal is to build an even better user experience in partnership with the community. We are encouraging …

October is the time for scary stuff, like Windows Updates

It’s a good thing I have Windows configured to not update immediately to the latest update (and an even better thing that I’ve been maining on Mint); this bug sounds a little pants shitting. Several early adopters of the Windows 10 1809 update have reported vanishing file problems on Reddit, …