Hello yet again, meh hearties! This is the final Saturday of this year’s Tour, with Stage 19 being an individual time trial from Bonneval to Chartres.
Nice eyebrow wiggle, Bob Roll, while you ‘wear’ the Yellow Jersey – LOL! I enjoy the RoadID commercials that have aired during the Tour with his riding along the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile and playing the tiny Oscar Meyer Weiner flute – LOL!
A wonderful beverage for a day like today, something to sip on while reflecting on the amazing places the Tour has taken us is the Taylor Fladgate 20 year tawny port! A thick, concentrated nectar of delicious layers of raisin, pecan, walnut, with a hint of citrus make this perfect for enjoying with company as well! A bit spendy at about $53 in Washington State, but probably can be found for less on the Internet.
Lois Sanchez has taken the lead on the time trial so far, but the fastest riders are starting last. The crowd appears to be cheering for Bradley Wiggins today! “It’s Multiplying, It’s Electrifying!!!!”
Many of the riders here have their full-body slipstream suits on with wind tunnel hats, with super-aerodynamic bikes! Wheeees!
As much as I love the Tour, the time trials are my least favorite portion of the Tour. I prefer seeing the cyclists race each other instead of the clock.
There goes Peter Sagan in his bright green jersey! What a great discovery of this tour as Sanchez keeps his lead for the day so far!
Hello Wiggo and Chris Froome, warming up on your stationary cycles!
Nicely done! Someone mowed a large bicycle into their field here in an agricultural area! Wheeees!
Richie Porte managed to get the second best time here! Great job!
Cadel “Cuddle” Evans (born on Valentine’s Day!) and Tejay Van Garderen are on the course now! And now Wiggo is starting tram as the crowd goes wild!!!! Will Wiggo be able to win the stage and further secure his victory in Paris?!?!?! Go Wiggo Go!!!!
Chris Froome is having a nice stage here as he makes his through the scenic French countryside! LOL! The TV coverage got an extreme close-up of his butt wiggling as he’s pedaling along! Wheeeees!
Oh, there’s Cadel as heads towards the second time checkpoint. Hi Cadel! Oh noes, Tejay Van Garderen has passed up Cadel Evan even though Tejay started three minutes behind him! Tejay is on fire on this Tour!
Wiggo is flying along the flat area here!
Oh noes, Haimar Zubeldia slipped on the corner in town and almost landed on the pavement, then he narrowly missed the course barrier! Glad you were able to hold on and keep yourself upright! Nice recovery tram!
Tejay is zooming along through Chartres now. Zoom zoom zooom! And there goes Vincezo Nibali, pedaling for all he’s worth! Wheeees!
And there goes Chris Froome as he captures the fastest time so far!!! Nicely done!
And shortly thereafter, Wiggo hauls ass over the line as Wiggo wins the Time Trial and probably the entire Tour! It’s Wiggo Time as the French police surround him to make sure the crowd stays back! Awesome Tour, Wiggo!
I liked watching the Podium Gals chat with each other backstage as Tejay Van Garderen was interviewed, and the Podium Gals didn’t realize they were on TV – LOL! “Private eyes are watchin you! They see your every move!” LOL!
Oh now the podium gals are lined up for a picture while the director of Team Sky is interviewed.
There they are handing out the awards to Wiggo! And the crowd goes wild tram! He looked relieved for a second as he raised his arms up!
And Peter Sagen wins the Green Jersey once again! Yays! And he wins the Bulge of the Day Award with his Outward Pointing Vagina Bulge! LOL! That must be some cup he has on – LOL!
Awwws, Thomas Voekler has some Podium Gal lipstick on his cheek while receiving the Polka Dot Jersey. Awwwws, Tejay is just beaming as he receives the White Jersey for young rider!
Oh mys, the rider that was bleeding on his handlebars will need to get a skin graft on the ends of his fingers after the Tour is over! Ouchies!!! Heal up fast tram!
Thank you for continuing to tune in to meh goofy coverage of the Tour de Underpants! Tomorrow is the final epic stage in Paris as we find if out if Wiggo can win the entire Tour! Wheeees!!! Join meh tomorrow for some awesome picts of Paris! Yays!!!!