Welcome to the Drunken Gaming Corner’s coverage of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London! I am very excited and honored to bring it to you!
I’m looking forward to an interesting Olympiad, complete with a runner with artificial legs, and a female shooter that is eight months pregnant! A blind Olympian has broken the world record in Archery, with a score of 699 out of 700. Amazing!
Hoi Bradley Wiggins, winner of the Tour de France! Great to see you! Yes indeed, the Isle is full of noises tram!
The Ceremonies start with a pastoral scene, then transitions to the Industrial Revolution, with the sod, fencing, and such removed and smoke stacks rising from the floor. Lights resembling molten metal flow to form an Olympic Ring, then four more rings float in to form the complete Olympic Rings, with shooting fireworks! Wheeees!!!!
Queen Elizabeth has arrived via “jumping” out of the helicopter with James Bond, and here she doesn’t look all that happy about the international celebration unfolding before her:
Hallos Nurses! Hallo JK Rawlings! Hoi Queen of Hearts! Hello Mary Poppins!
LOL! Matt Laurer can’t decide if the big plastic baby in the middle of the stadium is cute or creepy – LOL!
Chariots of Fire Tram! There is Mr. Bean ‘playing’ along as he ‘checks’ his cell phone – LOL!
Honestly, I’m glad that I have a great sense of humors here because I could easily get offended here since I have a high school record in cross-country running, and Chariots of Fire was one of the things that got us athletes through, along with Eye of the Tiger – LOL! So Thank You, Jolly Ole England for the Chariots of Fire Tram!!!
Put that gadget down now tram – LOL! Hello Kinks Tram!!! Hello Beatles!!! Yes indeed Led Zeppelin, I would love to talk about love, ohhhh!!!! That song is actually about a car, but whatever – LOL!
This is the real life tram by Queen Tram! Hallos, Frankie Goes to Hollywood! Relax, don’t do it tram!!
Eurothmics are great! Sweet Dreams are made of this! Whoo-hoo! Ahhhs, world wide web for everyone tram!
Here comes the Olympic torch with David Beckham, up the Thames River in a speed boat! He grew up in the area the Olympics are being held.
Hoi Greece Tram! Hello Afghani Team! Albania, perhaps you can win this year!
Wow, I am encouraged! There is a trap shooter in his 60’s from Andorra, small country between France and Spain! You go trap shooter go!
Hoi Canada tram!! Nee how, Chinese Peeps! I see you, looking all about the stadium, youthful lady athlete! I wish you much luck and prosperity because you will need it in China! So much competition!
Awwws, I love you toos, three Independent athletes! You go!
Great to see you Iraqi ladies! I will cheer for you toos!
The Olympic Stadium is starting to fill up with athletes from around the world! Cause if I had the chance I would ask the world to dance tram!
I am encouraged in seeing more Arab women participating in the Games, such as the flag bearer for Qatar. Go ladies Go! Saudi Arabia has two female athletes marching today tram! Yays!
I love your uniforms Togo! Bright Green patterns! Awesome!
Vanuatu has amazing outfits tram! Yays! Hoi Zambia! I am hoping for your future too!
Then we saw the Olympic flame brought in and given to the kids to light the flame! Wheeees!
What a great Opening Ceremony! So great to see everyone! Good luck and have fun!
