Bring Forth The Cattle Prod

Bring Forth The Cattle Prod

I was talking with someone at work today about getting along on holiday shopping, and he complained about how hard it is to find time to holiday shop. I know this guy well enough that he has all the tools and services to just do some searches, maybe a little research depending on how deep you want to go, and “click”, done… I would think literally having the internet at your fingertips would make something like making Christmas Shopping more, plausible? I mean if kids can spend their parents hard earned cash on in app phone purchases and Fortnite swag I would think at least one bathroom break could be used to get a special thing for a special someone, that came out wrong…

Of course I’m not perfect either… My problem is that I can order things on time, but can never seem to send things out on time… though a good part of that is trying to get over there sometime between getting off work and them closing. I would send packages during my lunch break, but the local old people like to use it as one of their social clubs, and I don’t want to spend a good part of my lunch break listening to random old people noises and waiting for them to finish so the line can move.

Ah well, first world problems n sheeet.