Asshat Hunting

Don’t Get Scammed By Scammers

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I recently found out that a friend of mine fell victim to one of the many Amazon scams going around. They managed to convince to pay a fee (via gift cards of course) for an item that she didn’t put in her cart… and the worst part was that she knew something was up, but didn’t know how to get rid of them. I was pissed when I found out, that something like this can happen so easily.

I’m sure anyone reading this already knows not to talk to these people, but… don’t talk to them, unless you’re wanting to troll their asses. Instead I recommend watching and sharing scambaiting videos, especially to older people and the technologically impaired who tend to be their easiest targets. They can be educational, and even entertaining:

If I had more time in my busy work schedule I’d love to make some special VM’s for them to fuck around in, or just play dumb as fuck over the phone. I used to troll sales people over the phone when I was a kid, and it would be kinda fun to unleash some creative energy on these bottom feeders.

Better watch what you say. Sony sure is.

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If you play any Sony online games then you might want to stop being an asshole on your twitter, because it could come back to haunt you.

“Not only will we ban your forum account, but if it’s serious enough we’ll call up customer service and have you banned from all of our games. We do not need those individuals as customers,” Carlson says of the most offensive and anti-social players. “A very influential player, high up in a huge guild – we’ll still ban them… In our games, if you are an exploiter we don’t care who you are, how big your guild is, how many people you threaten to take with you when you go.

“We can control anybody who’s playing our games…[but] if we know who you are and you’re abusing somebody on Twitter, we will ban your game account and we will not accept you as a customer ever again. It’s not always possible to identify people [in that way], but we take that seriously.”

I say this is a good idea. There are a lot of people out there online that think they can spew any bile they want about someone or certain groups of people (racism, sexism, whatever) and think they can get away with it. You can’t do this in real life, so why should you be able to do this online? I mean for example, if you go into a grocery store and start harassing customers or employees guess what? You’re going to get thrown out no questions asked. If you start talking smack about a certain company and someone from that company happens to hear you guess what? He/She has the right to refuse service! Welcome to the world of business.

As it is businesses keep tabs (if they can find you) on your facebook/twitter feeds anyway. Do one wrong thing on them and you’ll be out of a job (or if you’re stupid enough end up in jail). This really is no different at all.

Don’t go around saying that they’re stomping on your freedom of speech. You have every right to say whatever you want no matter how ridiculously stupid it is, just like companies (like Sony in this case) have every right to kick you out for being a douchecanoe.

“No more Mr Nice Guy”

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Stumbled upon this site and lmao’d.

Here are my favorite nut pickin’s

Did you ever notice that only a woman can talk about the superiority of her own sex without getting booed or scolded?

He has a point there. Men never do this. Never in my life have I ever seen men talk about themselves as being the super ultra mega superior gender. I mean seriously. To suggest otherwise is nothing more than a fairytale.

Did you ever notice there is no shortage of excuses and tolerance whenever sexist speech or behavior comes from a woman? And did you ever notice that any woman who claims to be concerned about “inequality” usually manages to studiously ignore (or angrily deny) the inequalities that favor her?

Ah you mean like how men also try to ignore inequalities that favor them? C’mon you’re gonna have to try a little harder than that! 🙂

Finding ways to talk about those (and other) things is probably one reason you’re here. If you’re a first-time visitor, before you start going all mad at me and sending death threats and hate mail, you should start-off by reading: why I think U.S. women rank among the most sexist humans on the planet, the Top 10 Criticisms I’ve gotten so far… my self-introduction and last but not least, my explanation for why I started this site and why I’ve chosen exile from American gals.

So you’re off the American market then. Nice to see the property values have gone up. 🙂

This page is about, essentially, why NiceGuy thinks Ameriskanks (mostly) Suck *. Such as: their extreme and gleeful sexism. Their accompanying denials of their sexism.

IOW what you’re doing right now. 🙂 r u a girl?

This page is about, essentially, why NiceGuy thinks Ameriskanks (mostly) Suck *. Such as: their extreme and gleeful sexism. Their accompanying denials of their sexism. Their head-games. Their double-standards and double-speak. Their massive and despicable hypocrisies. Their verbal abuse. Their thanklessness. Their narcissism. Their lies within lies within lies. Their never-ending, sanctimonious victimhood mentality. The bigotry they thinly-disguise as “humor”. Their mouthy temper-tantrums. Their “I want everything whether I deserve it or not” attitude. Their unceasing complain-a-thons. Their demands to be continuously pampered and showered with money. The fact that they will spread their legs for a man who gives them enough jewelry, yet will deny their obvious whoring. Their convenient blindness to the fact that they scapegoat men and screw-over men constantly. Their knee-jerk denials whenever it comes time to evaluate their own flaws in an honest fashion. How they’ll complain of men failing to express their emotions while simultaneously ignoring male emotions with smarmy cries of “take it like a maaaayaaan!” The fact that they routinely behave outrageously unfairly towards men yet always demand that men treat them fairly… Did I miss anything?

You didn’t describe women. You just described everyone in the GOP. Well done.

As for the Ameriskanks between the ages of 16 and 35, they occupy a special place in my heart. If you’ve ever met any, then you’ve probably come-away with the impression that they’re (mostly) hopelessly spoiled, incurably psychotic, compulsively mendacious, irredeemably corrupt and intrinsically toxic human beings.

Oh flattery will get you everywhere. 😉

That’s why I moved-away from ’em: I get quite a bit of comfort from knowing I have distanced myself safely beyond the reach of their vile claws. And nowadays I simply view those trolls with a mixture of bemusement and contempt. Especially since quite a few of ’em seem to believe they’re “oppressed” because they get whistled-at occasionally and the Barbie dolls are too curvy. (Pathetic, but true!)

Yeah, that whole paycheck fairness act that didn’t pass in congress wasn’t women getting oppressed. It was to protect small businesses from going under. Sorry ladies. Someone has to suffer so it might as well be you. But don’t worry, you’re just as equal as men are!

When you come to a country like Japan, the egregious hypocrisy and nastiness of Ameriskanks comes-out in spades. For instance: if you ever call an Ameriskank a “slut”, they’ll explode in fury. “Why is it when a woman asserts her sexuality, she’s a slut?!” they’ll screech. But when they come to Japan they’ll see foreign men with Japanese girlfriends and get angry because they’re not the center of attention anymore. So they’ll start to grumble that Japanese women must be a bunch of sluts(!) Hilarious.

Ah, now we come to the part where we pull data from another country to make the point they’re failing miserably to complete. SSDD

And “Where are the REAL men?” they’ll demand, while wearing their Wonderbras, mascara and lipstick. “Why aren’t there any REAL men left?” they’ll whine, with their hair-extensions and acrylic nails. Utterly moronic.

Sigh I really wish you would stop talking about the GOP in that manner. Not all of them are like that.

Ok, I can’t read anymore of this. I need to get back to doing my usual nerd stuff.

Lord Murray hath doneth spoketh!

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The other day, I stepped into this thread over at the MOUL forum and ran across a post from an old “friend”. I have taken the liberty to “translate” this post in an attempt to help others better understand where he’s coming from. 😉

Murray: As a VERY long term dedicated Myst/URU fan, going back to 1993

Wow, ain’t he special… I wonder if anyone else in the community that has been around this long! He sounds soooo unique!

Murray: I cannot BELIEVE the nonsense that I am reading today, particularly in this thread.

Shorter Murray: This has NEVER happened before!! I am so shocked by all of you!!!

Murray: How on earth do you people ever expect this game to progress with all the negativity that has gone on for months, even years on end.

Cyan missed that boat a looooong time ago. Closing the barn door after the horses are long gone and all that…

Murray: The lot of you need to take a damn good look in the mirror and see yourselves.

We do. Sometimes multiple times a day. And we like what we see!

Murray: Most of what I read here is belligerent rubbish that goes round and round in circles. In fact, this very thread is an endless, tiresome rehash of the same old meaningless rows that have been going nowhere, and probably brought this poor forum to its knees. It is the same old racket by the same old rabble.

And I thought you liked anything or anyone on their knees…

Murray: Looking at the attacks at Veralun for instance, one cannot believe the stupidity of the arguments put forward to date. Once upon a time, even I crossed swords with him,

It doesn’t surprise me in the slightest that you would cross swords with each other. As I recall you had a hard enough time sheathing yours.

Murray: but it was soon resolved, and over the last 6 or 7 years, there has been peace. In fact there has been a respectable friendship. And we still cross swords, just not verbally.

Fixed.

Murray: He is a hell of a nice guy when you really get to know him. I respect the man for his incredible dedication to sword crossing.

Improved. 😉

Murray: All I see is vague accusations of all the wrongs he has done to some, but never anything concrete. I feel he is nothing but a scapegoat.

We all know how much you love your goats.

Murray: In fact, I have not seen a peep out of him for months now, yet you continue to bash and batter him, ever loudly demanding his expulsion. I tell you, he deserves a medal for all he’s had to put up with. To attack Veralun at this point in time is utter rubbish.

Not one peep eh? Then what’s this? He’s not doing anything wrong here mind you. But that does count as a peep. Exactly what I would expect this kind of statement from the guy that can’t keep track of how many cats he has or let alone how old he is…

Murray: Talking about attitudes: I have seen with my own eyes, that people bragged about taunting posts they put in this forum, then placing bets elsewhere how long it would take them to get deleted. When the posts did indeed disappear, they would congratulate each other what a short time it took, and plan on the next snarky post. A very mean and sick game, in my estimation.

If we already know it’s going to happen then why not bet as to how long it’s going to take? Why not have some fun while waiting for the inevitable?

Murray: I have seen blogs where past moderators have had problems with certain members of this community, and their protests paralleled the same nonsense that is still going on today, with largely the identical individuals. Some of our trusted friends, who were of great value to this community, have left permanently because of the horrid attacks directed at them. Frankly, we don’t blame them.

Murray: Sophia and I have long stopped posting in here, knowing it was futile and only leading to more arguments,but we do have the occasional peek.

Which is why you came back to post right?

Murray: Seeing Chogon provoked the way he was, is heartbreaking. Think for one minute all the efforts the likes of Chogon and the rest of Cyan have put into keeping this community together,

More than you could ever know.

Murray: it is about time you showed a little support for them, not go on incessantly about the way the forum is run. It is our last vestige of communication. If you destroy that, then we are finished.

If your goal is to see things become more civil at the MOUL forum, I don’t think this helps. You come across as an opinionated ass with a “I need to be your daddy” complex. There are far better ways to get your point across. Remember, you can attract a lot more flies with honey than vinegar. I’m not saying the people at the MOUL forum are flies, which is obvious. I’m just stating this so I won’t get attacked for calling everybody a bunch of flies.

You know how sensitive everyone is.

Murray: don’t want to ever hear anything against the mods, or your perceived problems with them. No sane individual could put up with all the nonsense they have had to deal with for years.

Yes sir Mr Cyan! Will do Mr Cyan! Hey btw Mr Cyan, can you tell Rand to get off his ass and make Uru a success? I mean, you’re obviously the one in charge here.

Murray: Not one of you could ever begin to fill their seats. My wife frequents several other open source forums and communities including a few Linux ones, and never, ever does she see the crap that goes on here.

Apples > Oranges > Bananas > Cucumbers > Kumquats

Variety is the spice of life. Not all places are the same and trying to compare them that way is ridiculous.

Murray: The debates have gone on ad nauseum, and it is time the lot of you grow up, especially if you want to see a future for URU.

Shorter Murray: Get off my damn lawn you crazy kids!

Nice performance Murr. Must have taken you back to your old acting days writing that one up…

Oh, and before I forget… FORE!

Fun on steam chat.

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So this fuckwit I banned from my L4D2 server was in one of the steam chatrooms tonight and remembered the epic beating I gave him for stealing all the health packs. I needed to take out my agressions on something today, so here’s a fun chatlog of all the best moments we shared!

 

6:46 PM – Davie: Tomala
6:46 PM – Davie: You fucking SUCK
6:46 PM – Tomala: Yes but you have to pay first
6:46 PM – Davie: I dont do men
6:46 PM – Davie: with money
6:47 PM – Davie: i’d try and get it free
6:47 PM – Tomala: I do…
6:47 PM – Davie: Shut up whore
6:47 PM – Davie: no one cares
6:47 PM – Davie: tomala
6:47 PM – Davie: Remember when i stole your medpacks and you and your friend raged like babies
6:47 PM – Tomala: Oh, it’s you…
6:48 PM – Tomala: How have you been?
6:48 PM – Davie: because you’re mad at the game
6:48 PM – Purple Lemon: Its been a loooooong time.
6:48 PM – Davie: Then you blocked me
6:48 PM – Davie: because i stole medpacks
6:48 PM – Davie: and tried to burn me
6:48 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that was fun :3
6:48 PM – Davie: because you couldnt handle the fact that i stole your medpacks
6:48 PM – Davie: it was fun
6:48 PM – Tomala: Actually because it was because you played like a total dickhole. But nevertheless…
6:48 PM – Davie: I told you im not good at the game
6:48 PM – Tomala: But you were cheap entertainment.
6:49 PM – Davie: but you’re being a fag
6:49 PM – Tomala: Right, which is why you decided to use all the medpacks. Because you fail that much
6:49 PM – Davie: you’ve played the game maybe 20 times over
6:49 PM – Davie: I needed health
6:49 PM – Davie: it was the only option
6:50 PM – Tomala: No, I was going easy because the person i was playing with was out of practice. Then you came in being a total fuckwit
6:50 PM – Tomala: Wastin’ the healz
6:50 PM – Davie: Practice for l4D?
6:50 PM – Davie: Lololol
6:50 PM – Davie: You serious bro
6:50 PM – Tomala: No, not really
6:50 PM – Tomala: I’m rarely ever serious
6:50 PM – Davie: You are serious bro
6:50 PM – Tomala: Unles it’s Serious Sam
6:50 PM – Davie: Whyuso serious
6:51 PM – Davie: you seemed serious when you got mad
6:51 PM – Tomala: No, you were just an excuse.
6:51 PM – Tomala: A pathetic one at that…
6:51 PM – Davie: Lol
6:51 PM – Davie: bro
6:51 PM – Davie: dont say that
6:51 PM – Davie: you knew
6:51 PM – Davie: i was the best
6:51 PM – Davie: player you’ve seen
6:51 PM – Davie: i never died
6:51 PM – Tomala: Right… You were the best at getting banned from my server :3
6:51 PM – Davie: Because im l4D pro
6:51 PM – Tomala: I’ll admit it
6:52 PM – Davie: You’re server is a laggy junk of junkity junk junk
6:52 PM – Tomala: It’s not my fault you game on a c64
6:52 PM – Tomala: Way before your time apparently
6:52 PM – Davie: Is it a bra size
6:52 PM – Davie: Well maybe
6:53 PM – Tomala: Wow, you don’t remember my voice do you XD
6:53 PM – Davie: Ya i do, you sounded like a man
6:53 PM – Tomala: heheheheheh
6:57 PM – Davie: I hunt aliens
6:57 PM – Davie: Its better then playing games
6:57 PM – Davie: with people like tomala
6:57 PM – Davie: whos a fag
6:57 PM – Davie: that hates medpack stealing
6:57 PM – Davie: and rages
6:57 PM – Davie: all over the floor
6:58 PM – Tomala: How do you type so fast while fisting a goat with the other hand? I’m curious.
6:59 PM – Ant: who me ?
6:59 PM – Tomala: No XD
6:59 PM – Davie: I dont know tomala please explain how you do it
6:59 PM – Tomala: Sorry, not my special
6:59 PM – Davie: while it seems like it
6:59 PM – Davie: i’d hit that goat after
6:59 PM – Davie: with a fist
7:00 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that’s what I’m asking XD
7:00 PM – Davie: after you’re done
7:00 PM – Davie: please finish
7:00 PM – Davie: i want it on your face
7:00 PM – Tomala: Nah, not everyone is into goats like you are
7:00 PM – Davie: Well i like goats in a sexual way. only because of their eyes
7:01 PM – Tomala: At least you’re honest mate
7:01 PM – Davie: walk up in the flower field
7:01 PM – Davie: and kiss it
7:01 PM – Davie: they have nice eyes
7:02 PM – Davie: Tomala
7:02 PM – Davie: its 10:00
7:02 PM – Davie: i
7:02 PM – Davie: i
7:02 PM – Davie: ii
7:02 PM – Davie: iii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: So you’re up passed your bedtime. Why should I care?
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: FUCK
7:03 PM – Davie: OFF
7:03 PM – Davie: TOMALA
7:03 PM – Davie: You ruined it
7:03 PM – Davie: you fucking idiot
7:03 PM – Davie: come on
7:03 PM – Davie: fuckers
7:03 PM – Davie: i
7:03 PM – Davie: ii
7:03 PM – Davie: iii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: Nah it was ruined. Right when you opened your mouth and brown fumes permiated the air
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: Woah
7:03 PM – Davie: you fuck
7:03 PM – Davie: why
7:03 PM – Davie: would you do that
7:03 PM – Davie: you fucking fucker
7:03 PM – Davie: with that fucking hat
7:03 PM – Davie: you fuck
7:03 PM – Davie: ii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: because you touch yourself at night. And mommy doesn’t approve
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iii
7:03 PM – Davie: WOW
7:03 PM – Davie: YOU FUCK
7:03 PM – Davie: WHY
7:03 PM – Davie: WHYY
7:04 PM – Davie: YOUR FUCKING SHIT UP
7:04 PM – Davie: WITH YOUR RAGE
7:04 PM – Davie: FUCUUCUUK
7:04 PM – Tomala: Cool :3
7:04 PM – Davie: ii
7:04 PM – Davie: iii
7:04 PM – Davie: ii
7:04 PM – Davie: iii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:04 PM – Tomala: Twatwaffles
7:04 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiii
7:04 PM – Davie: FUCKo
7:04 PM – Davie: fo
7:04 PM – Tomala: lololol… You’re fun. One push and you spin for months
7:05 PM – Davie: least i dont sound like a guy tomala
7:05 PM – Davie: with a coutnry accent
7:05 PM – Davie: sheep herder
7:05 PM – Davie: ii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Tomala: So you have a vagina then?
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Tomala: Pics or it didn’t happen.
7:05 PM – Davie: whats that
7:05 PM – Davie: i’m an alien i have hair
7:05 PM – Davie: to fuck with
7:06 PM – Davie: fuck off penis licker
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Crazy: Davie
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: woah
7:06 PM – Davie: fuck
7:06 PM – Davie: off
7:06 PM – Davie: i
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iii
7:06 PM – Crazy: You have OCD?
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Tomala: Hey don’t involve my private business in this chat :O
7:06 PM – Davie: WOAH
7:06 PM – Davie: FUck off
7:06 PM – Tomala: Maybe I like dicks…
7:06 PM – Davie: In your ass
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that’s where they go sometimes…
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: Only when you look as bad as you do
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iii
7:06 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:07 PM – Tomala: Right, you know exactly what I look like. :3
7:07 PM – Davie: .o
7:07 PM – Crazy: i
7:07 PM – Crazy: ii
7:07 PM – Davie: …..
7:07 PM – Crazy: iii
7:07 PM – Davie: …
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiii
7:07 PM – Davie: ….
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiii
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …..
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …….
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …………..
7:07 PM – Davie: ………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: …………………….
7:07 PM – Crazy: THE BRO
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………
7:07 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………….
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: …………………………………….
7:07 PM – Tomala: You know instead of using multiple i’s you could just tell us how many cattle you’ve blown.
7:07 PM – Tomala: A rough estimate isn’t too hard to ask for
7:07 PM – Crazy: i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i
7:07 PM – Davie: sorry i dont live on a farm like you
7:07 PM – Davie: i dont have cattle
7:08 PM – Davie: near sheep
7:08 PM – Davie: nor
7:08 PM – Davie: nor horses
7:08 PM – Davie: nor ponies
7:08 PM – Davie: nor any animal
7:08 PM – Tomala: That’s because the farmers stopped trusting you a long time ago
7:08 PM – Davie: because i lock them in my shed because i hate feeding and cleaning after my stroked mother
kalu-stal left chat.
7:09 PM – cccpirategirl: i live on a farm!
7:09 PM – Davie: Shut up
Weezer entered chat.
7:09 PM – Davie: i hit women
7:09 PM – Davie: and kids
7:09 PM – Davie: with my hands
7:09 PM – Tomala: Cool. I’m hanging a baby out the window
7:09 PM – Tomala: Nude
7:09 PM – Davie: can i watch
7:09 PM – Weezer: Hey lads.
7:09 PM – Tomala: After pouring sacrifical blood all over it
7:09 PM – Davie: you drop it on the pavment
7:09 PM – Davie: i’d love to see its brains
7:09 PM – Davie: all over the floor
7:10 PM – Tomala: In taht case all you need to do is look down
7:10 PM – Davie: i once watched someone eat monkey brains
7:10 PM – Davie: it was AWESOME
7:10 PM – Davie: how do i look down
7:10 PM – Davie: im a dog
7:10 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:10 PM – Davie: what
7:10 PM – Tomala: No, a dog has more brains than you, and it’s more useful…
7:10 PM – Davie: Like?
7:10 PM – Davie: give me a situation
7:10 PM – cccpirategirl: i luff davie
7:11 PM – Davie: I’m a famous youtuber
7:11 PM – Tomala: Ok, you and a gaybar.
7:11 PM – Weezer: Famous youtuber.
7:11 PM – Davie: www.youtube.com/rebeccablack
7:11 PM – Weezer: Tell us moar.
7:11 PM – Davie: thats my channel
7:11 PM – Tomala: I believe it
7:11 PM – Davie: thanks
7:11 PM – Davie: i like music
7:11 PM – Davie: ya
7:11 PM – Davie: i know
7:11 PM – Davie: sweety go back to the van
7:11 PM – Davie: before i hit you
7:12 PM – Crazy: MY LITTLE PONY
7:12 PM – Davie: i dont get it
7:12 PM – Davie: will you stop breathing on the mic
7:13 PM – Davie: or whistling
7:13 PM – The Duster: any1 want to join my new group, Noob Inc.?
7:13 PM – Davie: thank you fag
7:13 PM – Davie: No
7:13 PM – Davie: Fuck off
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: DAVIE
7:13 PM – Davie: ya
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: shush 🙂
7:13 PM – Crazy: Are you a nice person?
7:13 PM – Davie: dont make me smack you
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: 🙁
7:13 PM – Davie: its okay i wont hurt you
7:14 PM – Davie: unless im drunk
7:14 PM – The Duster: wispers to ccpirategirl sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
7:14 PM – Davie: wheres my case of coors light
7:14 PM – Davie: shut up
7:14 PM – Davie: fag
7:14 PM – Weezer: Light.
7:14 PM – Davie: dont talk to my wife like that
7:14 PM – Davie: I’ll
7:14 PM – $h0oT3r-M4N: Lol guys wtf?
7:14 PM – Davie: kill you
7:14 PM – Davie: with a hatchet
7:14 PM – Davie: you know
7:14 PM – cccpirategirl: aw!
7:14 PM – Tomala: His parents don’t know where he is
7:14 PM – Davie: like the brady bunch killed jason
7:14 PM – Weezer: Big case of ADHD. Nevermind, Shooterman.
7:14 PM – The Duster: im inviting any1 who wants to join my new group, Noob Inc.
7:14 PM – Davie: No one cares
7:14 PM – $h0oT3r-M4N: 😛
7:14 PM – Davie: stop spamming
7:15 PM – Davie: SHUT UP
7:15 PM – Davie: KID
7:15 PM – Davie: DoNT TALK ON THE MIC
7:15 PM – Crazy: HI
7:15 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:15 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: HI
7:15 PM – Tomala: You’re the only one on mic dude…
7:15 PM – Davie: DoNT TALK ON THE MIC
7:15 PM – Tomala: Eyes, fucking use them.
7:15 PM – Davie: Duster im gonna punch you cause you’re a kid
7:15 PM – Davie: Actually
7:16 PM – Davie: i’m 11
7:16 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: really
7:16 PM – Davie: i’m good
7:16 PM – Davie: shut up duster
7:16 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:16 PM – Davie: fag
7:16 PM – Tomala: He’s just up passed his bedtime is all
7:16 PM – The Duster: im 12
7:16 PM – Crazy: you we’re 12 once
7:16 PM – The Duster: weeeeeeeeeeeee
7:16 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: i know where u live
7:16 PM – Tomala: Mommy will come in soon to tuck him in
7:16 PM – cccpirategirl: we were all 12 once
7:16 PM – The Duster: im 12 right now
7:16 PM – cccpirategirl: apart from the 11 year olds
7:16 PM – The Duster: lol
7:16 PM – Davie: i live at 251 merlin cres
7:16 PM – Davie: london
7:16 PM – Davie: ontario
7:17 PM – Davie: shut up duster
7:17 PM – Davie: i hear your mom
7:17 PM – Davie: calling
7:17 PM – Crazy: Are you happy?
7:17 PM – Davie: in the background
7:17 PM – Weezer: So what? If you don’t act completly stupid like a fella called davie you are allright.
7:17 PM – Davie: ya
7:17 PM – Davie: i dont live ina ahouse
7:17 PM – Davie: you idiot
7:17 PM – cccpirategirl: i thought you lived in london!
7:17 PM – Davie: london ontario
7:17 PM – Davie: canda
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: I AM AN ATENTION WHORE
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: LOOK AT ME
7:17 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: haha lol
7:17 PM – Davie: shut up
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: I HAVE THE BEST THING TO SAY
7:17 PM – The Duster: it sounds like im on the USS Enterprise inside cvoicechat
7:17 PM – Crazy: I’M MORE OF AN ATTENTION WHORE
7:17 PM – Crazy: SPAM
7:17 PM – Crazy: D
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀

And then he quit like a little bitch XD

The first thing I see when logging into steam…

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4:56 PM – SenseiTomalaChan: Looking anyway
Saturday, July 16, 2011
4:56 PM – =| Spoofy |=: Who’s this
4:56 PM – SenseiTomalaChan: The pizza guy?
4:56 PM – =| Spoofy |=: ?
4:56 PM – SenseiTomalaChan: I would like 1 large p-roni and an orange soda plz
4:56 PM – =| Spoofy |=: You think you’re fuckin funny?
4:56 PM – SenseiTomalaChan: Looking anyway
4:57 PM – =| Spoofy |=: Deleted
4:57 PM – =| Spoofy |=: For bein a fag
4:57 PM – SenseiTomalaChan: Ah so you’re going through your friends list looking for someone to date. Epic

It was only some random asshat that I verbally beat the ever loving crap out of. TBH I was wondering how long it would take to get rid of him…

Zombie Asshats All Around!!!

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Hoi meh hearties! Sorry to be away from the blog for a bit, but the pollen has really been bothering me in the last few days. I’ve taken enough decongestants for several people lately and while that does help, it has negative side effects as well.

It’s about midterm time now so I’ve had plenty of tests lately, so I’ve been spending most of my time studying and such.

In the meanwhile, the school appears to be taken over by Asshat Zombies! They are spreading their Asshattery to every corner and to every aspect of student life! Protecting myself from their stupidity has been a major undertaking as of late! Prepare yourselves from the upcoming onslaught of Zombie Asshats!!!! Get your Jarate Jars Ready Meh Hearties!

And in keeping with today’s theme, here are some of my favorite pond scum pictures:

Boys and their toys

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Well, if any of you thought the Yaoi on my blog over the years was bad, just wait until you read what I saw syndicated over at MystBlogs. I’m sure at some point it’ll get removed from both there and thednijazzclub, but since I’m not syndicated over there it’s time to have a little fun…

sober-toothed kumah: It’s a whole, full number, just like 1 and 2.
twaboop: Martha Stewart
sober-toothed kumah: but it’s bigger than 3.
twaboop: are we guessing the length of your penis.
theclam: yes
twaboop: yours?!
theclam: kumah’s penis is (ninja) inches long
twaboop: you’re a clam.
pheenxexual: clam’s have long tongues
theclam: no, my penis is [REDACTED]
pheenxexual: or wait, that’s oysters, hurr
twaboop: I thnk kumah’s penis is (puke) inches long (bow)
pheenxexual: sounds like you’ve thought about it quite a bit
twaboop: I’ve revised it.
sober-toothed kumah: no no no. My penis is about 6 and a half inches long.
twaboop: oh.
twaboop: why do you always say it’s short.
sober-toothed kumah: I don’t.
sober-toothed kumah: And actually, I showed a chick my penis last night. Your mother doesn’t count.
sober-toothed kumah: She said it was “Impressive” Anything will look big to a 3 year old.
biddly boppity bert: how nice
sober-toothed kumah: I’m guessing her boyfriend has a short penis. Duh… 3 year old boys have small penises
twaboop: “quaint” Yes, that’s how you describe something that’s very small…
theclam: “unobtrusive” Yes, small penises do not get in the way.
twaboop: “reasonable” Good for him, unreasonable penises usually end up in prison.
sober-toothed kumah: “The masterbater” Improved.
theclam: “well-compressed” Yes, small penises usually are.
twaboop: “would accent my decor rather well” If you decorate your house with dicks… Dr Wongburger is that you???
mandyputer: wtf is with all the launchers breaking
theclam: “pasteurized” IOW, sterile.
twaboop: “organic” I would hope so…
theclam: “made in berkeley” With all of his obsessing, I would have guessed San Francisco.
twaboop: “asymmetrical” You’ve seen it?
theclam: “proletariat” It’s a low class penis…. I knew it all along.
sober-toothed kumah: my penis is organic, until I use the strap-on fix’d
pheenxexual: Man, text looks really, really weird in Firefox 4
twaboop: “automorphic” At least once a day.
theclam: “anti-aliased” So he imported it into his games?
pheenxexual: Not bad, but I think it’s got subpixel rendering now
pheenxexual: Yeah, basically
twaboop: “well-rendered” Again… at least once a day.
pheenxexual: FARMS? IN BERKELEY?
theclam: “auto-updating” Yes, he downloads regularly.
twaboop: “cleanses the palate” Brushes the dogs teeth with it.
pheenxexual: That gif has so many good things going for it
sober-toothed kumah: “Shit cock” After he’s done with the dog…
theclam: “sandboxed” Needs all the traction he can get!
twaboop: “fab” I think you mean fap. This is Kumah after all…
theclam: “knock-knee” It scares him…
twaboop: “As big as the bee’s knees” Fixed.
pheenxexual: “shindig” Does a private party count as a shindig?
theclam: “epiphenomenal” There is a real one, and the one in his mind. Guess which is bigger…
pheenxexual: “hootenanny” Just can’t stop partying with that thing can’t he…
sober-toothed kumah: “Diabetic” Amputee candidate.
pheenxexual: “oodelally oodelally” Take that out of your mouth before you talk. Jeez…
twaboop: “the square root of two” it’s irrational!
theclam: “Ladies and gentlement, tonight we introduce, the prick of the hour, the wang of a thousand faces, it’s Kumah’s penis!” No, it’s the wang he WANTS in a thousand faces, and at MystBlogs he did it!
pheenxexual: applause
theclam: “applaudable”
pheenxexual: there’s a laudanum for that
twaboop: “certainly memorable” It’s hard to forget something that small.
theclam: “being repressed” Translation: Can’t get it up. Next…
twaboop: “unimaginative” Can’t spell his name in the snow…
kneeputer: http://i.imgur.com/B71Dv.jpg
theclam: “the tallest tree in the forest. with a herring” After the forest has been clear cut.
twaboop: “ethical” If it was ethical you’d think he’d keep it in his pants.
theclam: “dehydrated” Happens when you masturbate too much. Durr.
twaboop: “good with white wine” Not much bigger than a swizzle stick.

I may have too much time on my hands, but at least that’s all I have in them.