Turns out I didn’t have much to share this week after all. Other than it’s been real nice outside. Your overlord ahs been enjoying many BBQ’d dishes.
I am also announcing to the community that I shall be partaking in Mysterium 09. Where my face will be on display for all people visiting the holy Rand and his staff.
Your Overlord hopes to see you there. Unless you’re not deserving of the Holy Rand. Then just go away…
Clown Shoes
>More proof that Open Source is evil
Awhile back I wrote about Garrysmod and how evil it is because it’s an Open Source program that anyone can play god with. Well… I took the time to go into it and make a picture so vile that it’ll prove that we shouldn’t have tools like these for any game.
I give you cake rape.
>Sunday Open Fashion Thread
Whew… I was so tired by this afternoon that when I tried to go for a walk in the sun I could feel my feet bitching at me.
Anyway, time to share some photos of things and stuff!
I wore one of my many white shirts today. But whenever I’m done with them on a hot day I take them off only to reveal a spaghetti strap top under it. The best part about these kind is that they server a double purpose. Built in bra and full top, one less thing for me to clean since I can’t afford to pay my minions to wash my every clothing article.
Anyway, back to that top. You can see what I have over it. It’s Sunday what can I say… I have to at least try and look innocent. And what else to add to the illusion? Oh, and I also wore my new black capris. But I couldn’t be arsed to take a snapshot.
Say hello to my earrings, cross and bracelet. The cross found me in a parking lot many years ago. And it guided me to the faith of Cyantology where I soon learned that I would be the prophet that speaks for you all. The other stuff? it just looks nice. No fancy story that I can come up with yet, but give it time…
These are one of the few pairs of sunglasses that are left standing. See, I’m so bright that I have to wear them so I won’t go blind.
After I took a relaxing soak I got into some nice warm velvet PJ’s.
And that is my Halloween kitty Sammy. 😀 He likes my bedroom.
And on another note, My arms are getting real tan! Now if I could just fix the rest of me…
>Cleaning up
Looks like I’m going to have to clean up my act. Cut down on the lulz, cease the rage and remove any references to how Evolved Rationalist’s awesome handling of a pants-on-head retarded script kiddie caused me to furiously fap for over two hours nonstop NO END SENTENCE BEGIN ANEW
You’re welcome.
>The ASSembly of new rules.
If you go over to MystBlogs right now you’ll find their new nifty set of rules to follow:
The Rules
The Myst Blogs and Uru Blogs moderators reserve the right to temporarily or indefinitely remove blog posts or whole blogs from the sites while reviewing content issues of the following nature:
- sexually explicit, suggestive, harmful, threatening, abusive, defamatory, obscene, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive content,
- profanity,
- trolling, spamming, harassing people, ad-hominem attacks and other negative behavior.
Ok… If DreamingGirl’s anime pics were offensive. Then I say this is bestiality. This once again supports my theory that ol Denny hates the Japanese but has a fetish for farm animals.
The trolling and harassment rule is interesting as well. By these rules Alahmaht should have gotten his ass kicked out of MystBlogs for his hate rant against Slackers. In light of this, I will offer some help to Denis and end his list properly.
The Rules
The Myst Blogs and Uru Blogs moderators reserve the right to temporarily or indefinitely remove blog posts or whole blogs from the sites while reviewing content issues of the following nature:
- sexually explicit, suggestive, harmful, threatening, abusive, defamatory, obscene, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive content,
- profanity,
- trolling, spamming, harassing people, ad-hominem attacks and other negative behavior.
- DISCLAIMER: members of the Asshat Secret Society need not follow the rules. In the eyes of the holy Rand you are the chosen ones who shall protect canon ass as well as your own.
Go ahead. Keep pushing anyone you see as”impure” out of the community. Like I’ve said all along, only those who love Canon are the true lovers of Cyan. Anyone who likes the idea of fan ages and random nonsense or even has the faintest idea of having both canon and non canon shards co existing needs to be fired out of a cannon.
/end fuckwittery
>Kudos to Bongmaster for finding this.
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm
I am a strange baby who likes to gulp Bill Cosby. O_o
>Saturday Night Open Thread
Your Overlord had a shitty day. But at the end of it all there was San_San’s chicken and dumpling soup with homemade peanut butter cookies for dessert. Once again as a member of the United Pastry Jihad I praise her and her cookies. Did I neglect to mention that she makes killer macadameia white chocolate cookies? No? Sorry I thought it needed repeating because that’s how good they are! Peanut butter ones are real mouthwatering too, real mouthwatery.
Oh… And starting Sunday I am declaring Fashion Week here on the blog. I’m not going to make it about what’s hot and what’s not. I’ve never really been for the “follow the trend” thing. Why? When you’re the Overlord you MAKE your own look. If people stare at you because you look awesome or think you’re weird then mission accomplished. I’ll show you what I use to make me, me. On a blog that is about the community, but mostly me.
>Hard times we are in.
In these hard times we face the chance of being laid off, fired, losing our homes and being bound to the streets asking for food or spare change. Or at home begging for money to get a new external drive.
http://www.dpwr.net/alahmnat/2009/04/28 … s-begging/
In light of this, I too am having my own troubles. I have a warn out torn up bed. Could some kind person who is reading this fork over $1,000 so I can get a new one?
This just in! I managed to get my mattress working again by sewing up all the tears and adding patches to it. I guess I won’t need you guys till next time.
>Happy Birthday to meeeeee
Yesterday was my birthday. I strolled around town enjoying my day off and at the end of the day I got $100, fish n chips and a jaffa cake flavored cake. As overlord I like to enjoy the simple pleasures in life. Some have asked me over at Uru Obsession to share my real face with the rest of the world. And to that I say wait for my first film to be post on YouTube! I’m currently reinstalling my main system (that damn spring cleaning… Plus I can’t get any good minions to do it for me). So when I’m up and situated on my main computer I’ll finish editing my video to all and post it.
Anyway, back to that Jaffa cake cake. San_San makes the best cakes, cookies, muffins and baked goods anyone could ever want. In fact every year at Christmas time she always sends out gift baskets to our closest friends and family all over the world. Too bad she isn’t around more often, otherwise I would have her join up with the United Pastry Jihad.
I could talk about how good her macadamia nut cookies and banana nut bread are. But I think I’ll save that for another blog session.
In the meantime, Spring Cleaning… And now for no reason here is a random picture:
>To DG. I found what you requested!
A nice bedtime story just for you.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1pHO-8IrYM&hl=en&fs=1]
And when you’re done I need you to be my pawn again. I’m bored and I want you to go over and annoy people on the other forums for no raisin.