Myself

This day couldn’t get any better

by

I was walking to my next task at work tonight only to be confronted by these 2 smartasses. One acted like he was going to sucker punch me. So I backed up, blocked my stomach with one arm and had my other arm at the ready just in case. They backed off. I guess they felt bad too, they tried to give me a pink teddy bear. I told them not to worry about it (thank god because pink teddy bears are gay) and that when I was younger my father and I always sucker punched each other. Plus I took kickboxing and judo, well known for flipping guys that are larger than me. One of the guys was like “Dude! You almost got in trouble with a fighter!”.

And wouldn’t you know it the sun eventually did come out. Might explode some shit later.

Last but not least I finally won the snorkels for portal 2! Here they are:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/OverlordTomala/screenshot/576675927057315530

Random Ette Thoughts!

by
  1. Arnold’s love child isn’t that cute. The woman he was having an affair with didn appear to be that hot either – LOL!!!

  2. Hattie the Mew wanted some ice cream from the ice cream man today. We’ll have to catch him next time, lil mew!

  3. Prchrtramtram was right that the Gifts from Nick have been lame lately.

4.  If the former head of the IMF, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, is really a Socialist, why wasn’t he staying at some place affordable and resembling Motel 6 instead of a $3000 a night luxury suite?

  1. PollenTram!

  2. Booze for everyones!!!! Yays!!!!

Dog Poo Zone Tram!!!

>Ass Crabs

by

I went to the river today with my evil parents. And it was fun! I wore my newest bikini that I got as an offering to the Overlord. Water was a tad chilly today but got a good swim in. The ass crabs were out today whilst I sat at the edge of the river. I was sitting in the water minding my own business, when the ass crab was right behind me. San caught it just in time. If only there were more… We could have had a ass crab (craw daddy) boil…

I had a nice Cheeseburger at relay for life after I got off work. For those of you that don’t know relay for life it’s the American Cancer Society’s most well known activity. Anyone can help participate in it to fight against cancer. To learn more about it check out this website.

Unfortunately I couldn’t stay long since a higher power demands to have me from 8:30 am till 4:30 pm tomorrow. But last year I had a wonderful time. I won the PJ contest and the cakewalk.

Well, 8:30 comes very early. So your overlord shall now lay to rest.

>BROOKINGS RAGE!!!!

by

A nice lavender shower really relaxes the Overlord along with some nice Chocolate hazelnut tea. Yes! Chocolate Hazelnut tea!!! Good stuff.

And I came home tonight to steak, shrimp, scallops in pasta, salad, blue cheese dressing, and peppered corn. Good stuff to calm the Brookings rage I felt for awhile today while I was out doing work.

On another note I found an older picture of me from a few years ago. Before the red and brown hair dyes.

Photobucket

I will always love that shade I was born with. Which is why I still keep some in my current head of hair, which pisses off old people or the anally retentive.

Attention Duelists!!! My hair pisses people off!

I call it my BS detector. If something like hair scares people or upsets them and not some sort of action that would normally provoke these feelings, then they don’t deserve my attention. Having hair that allows me to draw out the feelings of various people is almost like having some sort of super power. So these people just automatically assume that people who dress normal are normal, right? Sure… I see a lot of politicians on TV who dress normal… Democrats sleeping with other women and gay Republicans getting into trouble and expecting their fellow associates to fight their battles for them. Sure… They’re more normal than I am.

Jeez I’m making political references??? Obviously I need to go to bed…

>The 4th was fun.

by

The 4th was a good day. Princess Barbie and I went down to the beach to watch the fireworks display. We didn’t expect to see the fireworks through the fog, in fact we mostly went to watch the goofy tourists act like morons (I was not disappointed). I have to say though it was impressive. The fireworks looked like fire rain pouring down from the cloudy sky. Then again explosions impress the overlord.

We had this strang eold man going along the beach. And he handed us a homemade m80. We think he was either drunk or high, and he honestly believed we never played with fireworks before. No matter how sarcastic our voices were… I still haven’t used it. This one is going to be saved for a special day.

Because of this I arrived home late last night and had to get ready for the next working day. So I didn’t get around to doing much internet stuff. But now I’m all relaxed and am looking forward to my next 3 days of sleeping in.

>Saturday Open Thread.

by

I would like to thank the community for giving me a vacation. I haven’t had to report on anything stupid for an entire week! It must have taken great effort for some of you to do this, and for that you have no idea how glad that makes me.

Good timing too. The ol social calendar was busy for most of the week. Visited the Princess on Sunday, Went out for ice cream after work on Monday, met with family from Florida on Tuesday, cooked on Wednesday, and becoming one with myself throughout the week. No, not the same way most of the community becomes one with “themselves”. Rather, I got in touch with myself. I never find time to do that, but when I do I sure learn a lot about me. I reached deep and found Joy, Inspiration and Hope but couldn’t find Love or Peace. Then I found it after I moved the wallet over. Those are the names of some of the incense I like to burn before I go to bed.

Next week I promise to blog a little more. I have stuff to share. On another note I will be inviting Yutram to be my co author.

You have all been warned.

>Red, color of the rulers.

by

Today is the first day of my 3 day weekend! And I celebrated by returning the communist red streaks to my hair (as seen on the side picture). It keeps me pure and does a good job keeping old men away from me. Anyone who touches the overlord without their permission shall spend the rest of their lives looking behind their back.