As of now, if anyone posts here under “Anonymous” your name will be changed to whatever I feel like changing it to. Unless you’re DorK. You will always be DorK.
Let the games begin!
Randomness
>The Tsar’s Choice
In place of Adam, I have stepped in to present his choice for the week.
Amala-Sandra!
Next week if anyone who is or has ever been a greeter can participate as co author!
>War on google
Awhile back when Google opened up their oldest database for their birthday I was appalled to find I was not listed in their google database. Well… I finally got my revenge.
>Found this on another blog
Lets101 Quizzes – Blog Quiz
>And what does the coin of truthiness say?
Rather than use the dartboard of destiny. I used the coin of truthiness! Tsar Hoikas who was in chat tonight got to choose between heads and tales. And rather than choosing for himself, he had a python program tell him what to choose. Which was heads. Then I flipped the coin and it came up…
HEADS!!!!!
Congratulations!!! The Tsar gets to team up with the Overlord for epic blogospheric naval gazing commentary! Sorry KBQ…
You will get your turn though as everyone else here will.
As for who will take Adam’s place at the end of the week, I will leave that up to the Tsar to decide upon. He will hand pick his replacement and I shall make it so.
Rand save the Tsar!!!
>Commies or Ponies?
Tonight at midnight, I shall throw a dart at the dart board of destiny to see who shall win this weeks co author position! Who will it rule in favor of? Commies? Or Ponies?
Stay tuned!!!
>Open Thread
I’m in a good mood tonight for some reason…
Therefore I will not comment on stupid people. Instead I will inhale my incense and enjoy my sugar rush.
Tea sounds good about now… It has to be good. Ok, I’ll go with lemon. Crap now which tea set… I have tons. Alright, tea set #3.
Day was nice today… Went for a long bike ride.
Now out of complete randomness I will display this:
We have a good calm going? Good…….
>Good things come to an end.
Last day off. Even overlords have mini vacations. And the weather lasted long enough for me to dress in my best overlord attire.
Not much to report about it, other than 3 days of relaxation are fun. I’m not quite as open as BAD I guess.
>Day two!
Upon awakening this afternoon I heard a vase fall down the stairs. My guess is that there is an evil spirit living in our house, and he doesn’t like us because we’re not members of the Republican party.
I plan to expell the spirit tonight by turning up the TV loudly when The Daily Show and The Colbert Report come on. If that doesn’t work I have lots of garlic, a plunger, and incense.
>Day one of three.
Seeing BAD has told you about some of his personal life, it is time for the Overlord to shine hers upon the center stage (as usual).
As I lay asleep in the early morning I had a dream of a prophecy, the dream told of my work schedule. It told me I would be off of work in time for a party. Then the dream was shattered when the alarm of terror screamed it’s horrid show tune nightmare. I dressed in garb that befit the weekday warrior and went to work, only to find I was early for work, by 3 days.
I returned to my lair and changed into my overlording clothes.
Not to mention the pearl ring of Cyantology, earrings and the pearl bracelet of gentle falsities, oh and one must not forget to mention the red sun hat (to conceal the horns on my head). I drank the finest tea from Honolulu and had a giant bratwurst. I ventured into society, most of them think I’m human so I was safe.
During my outing I came upon items that a female overlord must possess. Seashell jewelery and hair thingy of the earth which claims to be made in the Philippines on the packaging, but then says it’s made in china on the clip itself. And some soap along the way…
I had a drink fit for the divine, a lemonade energy drink… I walked through the park and went home to drink more tea and annoy people.
One day off down, two more to go.
