Rants

ZOMG a gurl gamer speekz

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A couple days ago I blogged about [H]ardForum’s outlook on women and the manly men that are proud to beat their chests (among other things) making it their stance clear. Women play Angry Birds and nothing else. Because you know… Bitches are all crazy about that shit. 🙄

Well, someone must have been really bored. That and they probably have more balls than the troglodytes themselves.

I am a female “gamer”. I will say that online…males are generally assholes when they find out another player is female, either they are asking you how fat and ugly you are or they are asking you for noodz.

This should be interesting. I wonder how many girls will step forth and have fun in this virtual sausagefest. 😀

Miniskirts = Rapebait

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Today’s dose of stupid is brought to you by this article at manboobz.

Yes, they actually banned miniskirts due to them being “rape provoking”.

Anyways, if you wear a miniskirt you’re obviously a slut. Why else would they exist? Hell even children wear miniskirts these days! Might as well sell T-Shirts for little girls with “Sperm Dumpster” on them!

Here’s a thought. Since men don’t need women but women need men, and the female form is completely at fault and not some guy with a lack of self control, lets eliminate all women entirely until there is no scary vagina looking substance that remains. Then they can celebrate being the one true better gender and kindly enjoy their eternal sausage-fest like the faggots they are. Or make a rule that forces women to wear a burqa indoors and outdoors at all times to prevent rape. The less they reveal the less likely they’ll be turned on.

[H]ardOn Forum

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I read [H]ardForum all the time for reviews and opinions on the best tech you can get. Thanks to them in fact I went with things such as the Logitech G500 and the ATH-AD700 headset. When it comes to hardware these guys know their stuff. Then occasionally these threads take place.

They’re discussing this article about “making room for women in gaming” and whenever these articles take place they begin to think with their heads… not their heads.

In their mind, women are treated equally in gaming and are never ever targeted any differently. Plus women are just pansies because they demand equality with more benefits. Here’s an example:

Part of the problem is the GIFT (Greater Internet F-ckwad Theory)–some people are exceptionally nasty online and express themselves in ways that resonate very negatively with females. That is, what passes for normal trash-talk among males, e.g. “Imma rape you with this BFG9000 and shove it up your ass,” isn’t received the same way by female gamers.

I don’t think that’s the rape ladies are bothered with… rather I think they’re bothered with the ones that yell something along the lines of “they’ll come find where they live”, or instantly turn it into an open sex chat because after all… all women are whores. But that’s ok, using the logic in the thread I’m sure guys like to have voice chat sex in game all the time too.

Oh well. Good thing women don’t read [H]ardForum. 🙂

Video games are the cause of the latest shootings?

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With all of the shootings that have been reported lately, someone has decided to take a stand and point the finger rightfully where it belongs. Violent video games…

Violent video games are drawing new scrutiny in the wake of the Newtown elementary school tragedy. Some gamers are already giving them up … voluntarily.

Reminds me of the good ol 90’s. When games like Tomb Raider and DOOM were considered to be evils of society. 😛

“All of it is kill, just kill as many people as you can without dying,” Max Goldstein said.

They’re opponents… like in war. I supposed next war is going to be outlawed?

Each one is what they call a “first-person shooter,” a game in which the player looks at a digital landscape through the sights of a weapon and uses it on enemies.

Or a fish! You can slap people with a fish! TF2 taught me that so we should outlaw those too!

“We hope people will drop off … and destroy them,” said Jackson Mittleman, Goldstein’s brother.

The adults are wondering why they didn’t think of it first.

Why doesn’t he just trade his games in for something that would fit his personality… Like say, Peggle? Or Barbie fashion expo!

But no… Whenever something like this happens people seem to want to divert from the problem. The problem doesn’t lie within what we play on the compute or console, nor is it what we watch on TV or in the theaters. It’s the people who have the desire to commit these crimes who are to blame. They can easily access these weapons. That, is the problem. I say this as a pro gun person.

Steam has metroized their forums.

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Most of you know that I like Steam/Valve quite a bit. Still, I have no problem pointing out something I don’t care for. For awhile now with the new Steam interface it was known that you could start your own group forum discussions for your own groups, and Steam even had their own set of forums that were like the old forums, only accessible via Steam though. Well, with the latest updates Steam has made you can say goodbye to the SPUF you know and love.

For the steam browser this is a good interface, for the regular browser this is counter intuitive. I hope enough people complain about this to bring back the original forums. Unlike other companies, Valve actually listens to people. And if enough people feel the way I feel they may be able to sort something out.

Edited for teh grammarz.

Taking it all too hard.

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So let me start off by saying that I had a great day off today. I decided to just do nothing today and lay in the comfort and serenity of my bed and blankets, whist dreaming about being in a bed and blankets. But then I awoke to reality and had an interesting conversation at the dinner table tonight.

Apparently my mother had another confrontation with the creep that has been seeking me out. He “apologized” and gave her a note. In the note he confesses that the love of his life died in his arms and it brought him such trauma. And somehow just by seeing me he had those same feelings of being with her. But he doesn’t want a “relationship”.

If that wasn’t creepy enough, he apparently went to our Human Resources lady and complained to her for about 45 minutes about how he’s being seen as the bad guy and that he’s actually the victim. Then he rambled something about stuff in Vietnam and how it’s somehow related…

I think it’s time for me to get out my pitchfork and demand that this asshole be removed once and for all. What he’s doing is sexual harassment. I don’t even walk at night anymore because of this stupid fuck. If they don’t do anything about this, I’ll make them regret ignoring me. If I have to I’ll get my own restraining order, then I’ll turn around and get back at the company.

Don’t fuck with me.

21% of people are really fucking stupid.

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Well, there are other scales and percentages that tell me the same thing :P. But the one in particular is this. 21% (originally 13%) of people drive while using the internet. This is mostly done to update their facebook or twitter status. Because clearly that’s faaaar more important than keeping an eye on the road, let alone while you’re walking in a store or down the street… Apparently running into trees and people is acceptable to some in this day and age.

Bro tips over Pro tips.

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Awhile back I blogged about Valve’s new series CS:GO Pro tips for beginners. Which I’ve been following for my own personal information. But shit really hit the fan with the latest installment of it because ZOMG a girl is giving MEN (and women who play CS:GO… but who cares about them.) tips on how to kill people.

As usual there are some real negative comments. Allow me to do some nutpicking.

You guys worship a man who gives tips.

But when its a woman, you guys turn into instant literal faggots.

These tips aren’t for pros. They’re for beginners.

Jesus Christ you people are idiots.

Normally I’d tell them to not insult the gay people. But seeing as the average male gamer tends to only want to play with other dudes… yeah.

WTF why is a girl giving me tips on how to play a video game?

Because Valve asked her to?

CS:GO Hello Kitty Edition!

lol, that’s actually a mod I wouldn’t mind seeing.

i love how she moves so carefuly and after a wile i see thats she is the only one in the server…

I know right? Just like the ones DONE BY GUYS.

Guys, shut up and go make her a sammich

WIN!

I will say though that compared to other things I’ve seen recently at least there has been some equality within the comments. As opposed to that one documentary that had mostly hate comments.