My thoughts on dishonored.
I decided to crack into some gaming tonight (being my day off and having that lazy itch) and what better than to play a few of my new Christmas presents. One of them being Dishonored, thanks to one of my good friends. 🙂
Upon starting the game I already knew there was going to be some trouble. I get annoyed whenever I see a “When this symbol appears it means it’s saving your game data. Do not shut the computer off at this time” screen. Why do they even leave it in on these games? It seems like a rather retarded thing to do doesn’t it? “ZOMG a purdee symbull! I mus shut off da computeer b4 it brakes mah sheet!”.
But anyways, I finally get to the menu screen and get ready to customize things. Such as screen resolution and other oddball things. I was quite disappointed by the lack of visual options. Everything seemed rather basic and dumbed down. I mean, it’s pretty bad when games like BioShock and Duke Nukem Forever give you more visual options. Hell even Half Life 2 and Portal are far more versatile in graphics, and by today’s computing standards they are both older than dirt. I mean come on… Dishonored was released back in October of this year. 🙁
The gameplay however was rather nice and easy to grasp. I like the idea of carrying a sword in one hand and a pistol in the other. Plus it’s fun flanking assholes minus licking the sword clean. 😆
The story is an interesting one too. You’re framed for the murder of the empress and the abduction of her daughter. You end up escaping and causing the people who framed you some epic trouble.
So overall it is a fun game, but if you do get it at least wait for a sale.
Blog stats for 2012
With the year almost coming to a close, WordPress likes to send am annual report on my blog details. Here they are for your viewing pleasure.
I would personally like to thank George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina, and all my readers. 🙂
So, I went for a walk…
Nothing eventful happened. Made a deposit at the bank finally. Made sure to avoid dumbass drivers who like to wait in crosswalks to get onto the street because they’re FAR more important than anyone else… Then I get back home and find that one of my friends gifted me Saints Row The Third. Seems like whenever I’m not looking you guys take the time to sneak gifts to me. 😛
ZOMG a gurl gamer speekz
A couple days ago I blogged about [H]ardForum’s outlook on women and the manly men that are proud to beat their chests (among other things) making it their stance clear. Women play Angry Birds and nothing else. Because you know… Bitches are all crazy about that shit. 🙄
Well, someone must have been really bored. That and they probably have more balls than the troglodytes themselves.
I am a female “gamer”. I will say that online…males are generally assholes when they find out another player is female, either they are asking you how fat and ugly you are or they are asking you for noodz.
This should be interesting. I wonder how many girls will step forth and have fun in this virtual sausagefest. 😀
2 more hours to go.
Pretty uneventful day so far. Lunch was alright, I talked to some of the slackin’ buddies in mumble. TF2’d a bit and chatted on Steam. Hopefully no one behind me saw the names of the bots I was playing with… Played on my server. Still get a nice ping!
Porn! Now for the 3DS!
Well… Homemade anyway.
“He said that he didn’t take these pictures so I went over to these pictures and I see two people in a bed. I told my dad and I said dad this has porn on it and he got up and went right to the phone,” Bryton Giles said.
Mark Giles said there were nine graphic images on the device that his boys saw.
Nothing like starting them off young. 😉
Miniskirts = Rapebait
Today’s dose of stupid is brought to you by this article at manboobz.
Yes, they actually banned miniskirts due to them being “rape provoking”.
Anyways, if you wear a miniskirt you’re obviously a slut. Why else would they exist? Hell even children wear miniskirts these days! Might as well sell T-Shirts for little girls with “Sperm Dumpster” on them!
Here’s a thought. Since men don’t need women but women need men, and the female form is completely at fault and not some guy with a lack of self control, lets eliminate all women entirely until there is no scary vagina looking substance that remains. Then they can celebrate being the one true better gender and kindly enjoy their eternal sausage-fest like the faggots they are. Or make a rule that forces women to wear a burqa indoors and outdoors at all times to prevent rape. The less they reveal the less likely they’ll be turned on.
Has anyone checked this out yet?
Starry Expanse released their demo. You can download it for Mac, or Windows (32 or 64). I haven’t had a chance to install it, but probably will on my next day off.
[H]ardOn Forum
I read [H]ardForum all the time for reviews and opinions on the best tech you can get. Thanks to them in fact I went with things such as the Logitech G500 and the ATH-AD700 headset. When it comes to hardware these guys know their stuff. Then occasionally these threads take place.
They’re discussing this article about “making room for women in gaming” and whenever these articles take place they begin to think with their heads… not their heads.
In their mind, women are treated equally in gaming and are never ever targeted any differently. Plus women are just pansies because they demand equality with more benefits. Here’s an example:
Part of the problem is the GIFT (Greater Internet F-ckwad Theory)–some people are exceptionally nasty online and express themselves in ways that resonate very negatively with females. That is, what passes for normal trash-talk among males, e.g. “Imma rape you with this BFG9000 and shove it up your ass,” isn’t received the same way by female gamers.
I don’t think that’s the rape ladies are bothered with… rather I think they’re bothered with the ones that yell something along the lines of “they’ll come find where they live”, or instantly turn it into an open sex chat because after all… all women are whores. But that’s ok, using the logic in the thread I’m sure guys like to have voice chat sex in game all the time too.
Oh well. Good thing women don’t read [H]ardForum. 🙂