The Mind Of OverlordTomala
Are you fucking serious? / Clown Shoes / Epicness / Fun / Humor2

You’ve seen The War On Christmas. Now it’s The War On Men and Marriage trololololol

From the same place of course.

…I’ve spoken with hundreds, if not thousands, of men and women. And in doing so, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a subculture of men who’ve told me, in no uncertain terms, that they’re never getting married. When I ask them why, the answer is always the same.

Women aren’t women anymore.

This explains EVERYTHING about me.

Ladies are not ladies! Men are still men, but they are sad menz who don’t want to get married! This war is ON.

Looks like just another excuse for men to sleep with other men…. or livestock.

I recommend reading the entire thing for a good set of lulz.

All in an Overlord's day / Are you fucking serious? / Work

A clusterfuck waiting to happen.

Quite a bit of drama in the work place tonight. We had a shoplifter tonight stealing a pair of boots. She walked out the door and got away. Turns out it was the 16 year old daughter of one of my former co-workers in the bakery, and the poor woman goes through a lot as it is. She has cervix cancer (and has lost a ton of weight because of it) and can’t get out of an abusive relationship with her husband due to money issues. She works 3 jobs to support her kids, and now this happens… and apparently the girl is pregnant too.

If that wasn’t enough of a clusterfuck it gets worse. The girl is staying with another girl who happens to work at the store. When she saw her friend walk out of the building with the boots she didn’t know how to feel.

Hobbies

Yeah it’s a great idea. But why isn’t anyone using it yet?

SFM creators (including myself) have been using places like Gamebanana and garrysmod.org to get custom maps and models for videos. This website was meant to basically be the garrysmod.org of SFM. You’d think people would start using it right about now. I would, but I have nothing to upload.

All in an Overlord's day / Work1

Saturday Night Open Thread

Woke up today with the sound of a light rain hitting the roof. Arms and legs were tired from the epic Black Friday ass beating. Work was much quieter tonight, but the aftermath was still there… It was as though a hurricane swept through. There was stuff that should never have been in the area. Like a little girls tutu in the men’s underwear, and empty Styrofoam cups hiding in pairs of pants plus cans of soda and redbull all over the place. And of course crumpled hidden clothes left by the terminally lazy.

It’s going to take weeks before everything looks normal again.

Are you fucking serious?

Another Epic Tale from Black Friday hell.

it’s a known fact that Black Friday brings out the stupid in people. But this makes me cringe.

In another Black Friday story of woe, a man is accused of leaving a child in a car while he shopped for a TV. He allegedly forgets to go back for the child — who is rescued by police.

I’ve seen my fair share of people leaving living things in closed up cars and trucks on long weekend shopping adventures (usually leaving a dog and once I saw a little kitten). But if you forget your little baby while trying to find a new TV you maaaay want to recheck your priorities.

I would put this under the “I hope they don’t breed” tag, but it’s clear this one’s a little too late.

Are you fucking serious? / Big Brother is watching.1

Women implanted with tracking devices in Saudi Arabia.

In most countries people install these into pets to keep track of them if they get lost. Apparently Saudi Arabia liked the idea so much that they have decided to do the same thing, but with women.

Saudi Arabia has been accused of behaving like Big Brother after introducing technology that alerts male “guardians” by text whenever women under their guardianship leave the country.

The kingdom already bans women from driving and excludes them from most workplaces. It also disapproves of women’s sport. Since last week it has been operating a new electronic system that tracks all cross-border movements.

Of course this comes as no surprise. Still, it’s rather sad that by having a vagina you’re instantly a slave. It’s like a form of punishment.

All in an Overlord's day1

Overlording and beyond.

Been having a go at an interesting read over at SPUF. In the TF2 section people are discussing what servers they blacklist. Honestly I’ve never blacklisted anything, including servers I don’t care for. Being that I’m a server owner I take things to another level. I ban people who won’t like my server. Don’t like bots? You’re banned, don’t like custom sounds? Banned. This has been something I’ve been meaning to do since the Uru days.

It’s just another way of helping the SPUF community. 😀

Are you fucking serious?

I always said people who downloaded Justin Bieber songs should be arrested… Now it finally happened!

These cops in Finland mean business.

An anti-piracy company has found itself in the middle of a huge controversy. CIAPC, the company that had The Pirate Bay blocked by ISPs in Finland, tracked an alleged file-sharer and demanded a cash settlement. However, the Internet account holder refused to pay which escalated things to an unprecedented level. In response, this week police raided the home of the 9-year-old suspect and confiscated her Winnie the Pooh laptop.

I’m sorry. I can’t help but laugh.

Are you fucking serious?

Freaky Black Friday Stories.

Taken from [H]ardOCP

How many of you went out last night to do some Black Friday shopping? Did you get a deal or just ran over by a car in the parking lot? Did you get robbed? Did you get shot at? How about a fist fight over phones? None of that exciting stuff happened to you? (dang, oh well, I guess that’s a good thing) Well then, spit it out, what DID you get?

Besides, everyone knows the best Black Friday deals can be found in our forums

Luckily I didn’t encounter anything like that. I just had to help a lady pull her pants down so she could figure out what size she was…