The Mind Of OverlordTomala
Are you fucking serious? / Work4

It’s been a hard days night.

Everyone’s struggling to get their last minute Christmas shopping. Stress is flying around the store, we’ve been having regional visitors so management has been up in arms about everything. Hours are still being cut, people are still understaffed and having to do extra work while management expects everything to be absolutely perfect. We have a corporate visit coming in the morning and the bosses want EVERYTHING to look perfect. So I got a bit of overtime in tonight. It helped too, especially since half of my shift was putting returns away and recovery didn’t take place until just before the store closed.

And if that wasn’t enough I had some big fat dude hovering around me for about five minutes. He said I was gorgeous, then went away… then came back wondering if I was single. I lied and told him I wasn’t available. Something about him just didn’t seem right to me, and I would find out later that my instincts helped me dodge a bullet. Him and his brother needed a fitting room, so I opened one up. Then a little later I guess he stole a pair of jeans and turned in his old ones at our service desk claiming he wanted an exchange. I don’t know how he managed to fool them. Seeing as they were wet on the outside and had skid-marks on the inside.

And people still wonder why I’m single…

Are you fucking serious?

So apparently I have google plus.

Since I’m a member of YouTube as well as google (due to my old blogger profile) apparently I now have a google plus. Luckily with none of my personal information on it.

So if you happen to find me on there and wonder why I’m not doing much with it, it’s because all my stuff will be riiiiiiight here where it belongs.

Blogospheric Naval Gazing / Clown Shoes / Humor

If they only knew…

10:16 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: does any1 have a girlfriend here?
10:17 AM – OverlordTomala: I’m not into girls.
10:17 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: so you gay?
10:17 AM – OverlordTomala: I’m always happy 🙂
10:17 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: ok 😛 so you homosexual?
10:17 AM – OverlordTomala: Nope, just like dudes.
10:17 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: how old are you? 😛
10:18 AM – OverlordTomala: Older than dirt
10:18 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: what age are you
10:18 AM – OverlordTomala: bronze
10:18 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: …
10:18 AM – OverlordTomala: bronze age
10:18 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: what year were you born in
10:18 AM – OverlordTomala: The one with stuff
10:19 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: what was the exacted year you were born in
10:19 AM – OverlordTomala: Tuesday
10:19 AM – Beararsed: i was born in 19 something something
10:19 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: tuesday isnt a year
10:19 AM – OverlordTomala: Ok I was born in 19 something something
10:19 AM – Beararsed: Tom, for a bit of a troll sometimes, youre doing pretty good 🙂
10:19 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: are you a virgin?
10:20 AM – OverlordTomala: Are you looking for one? :O
10:20 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: im looking for fun time 😉
10:20 AM – Beararsed: he is trying to groom you Tom
10:20 AM – OverlordTomala: He’s looking for a fun time on the internet… lol
10:20 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: im not a he im a she btw
10:21 AM – OverlordTomala: Riiiiight.
10:21 AM – Beararsed: i find tha unlikely
10:21 AM – OverlordTomala: Girls don’t exist on the internet. It’s been said on the internet so it must be true
10:21 AM – urafailclan_billox the great: ofc
10:21 AM – Beararsed: we have out quota of women in this chat already thank you

ROFL