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All of you who live in the Great Nation of the United American Socialist Republics should be in bed, sleeping in exactly twenty-five minutes. Remember: It is your patriotic duty to be well rested for the work day tomorrow! Your labor ensures our dominance.
To communism’s triumph lead us on!
>And so my reign of terror begins!
QUIVER IN FEAR!!!!!!
I am too tired to do much smiting right now. But you should fear me for next time, you may just end up in Cyantology Hell–AKA the Slacker’s Shard.
All those multi colored avatars. THEY MAKE ME SICK.
Until next time,
Bozhe Tsarya Khrani!PS: Remember that the Tsar is always watching.
>And what does the coin of truthiness say?
Rather than use the dartboard of destiny. I used the coin of truthiness! Tsar Hoikas who was in chat tonight got to choose between heads and tales. And rather than choosing for himself, he had a python program tell him what to choose. Which was heads. Then I flipped the coin and it came up…
HEADS!!!!!
Congratulations!!! The Tsar gets to team up with the Overlord for epic blogospheric naval gazing commentary! Sorry KBQ…
You will get your turn though as everyone else here will.
As for who will take Adam’s place at the end of the week, I will leave that up to the Tsar to decide upon. He will hand pick his replacement and I shall make it so.
Rand save the Tsar!!!
>Coming clean on my pot addiction
It’s true… My friends, my family, and even many strangers know about my addiction to pot. I was introduced to a little green friend when I was 8 years old at Christmas time. And since then it has evolved into something wild with many colors from all over the world.
Meet the twin pots. One doesn’t have a lid due to me forgetting to hold the handle while pouring a cuppa one day, it broke and now the twins share one lid. I use them whenever I feel like having American or British tea.
My valentine teapot and cup for one. For when I don’t feel like having a giant pot of tea but still want some all to myself! I use it year round since I’ve been known to have a loving mood from time to time. I love me after all.
This is my winter teapot and cup for one. I only use it during the winter season, because it would be weird using it during the spring and summer.
Meet Mr Elephant. I use her whenever I want chai. And yes, it’s a her. I checked.
This one only gets used during the month of December, why? Because I have so many other teapots. And they all have to be on a strict teapot schedule.
And here we have a giant teapot from Japan and a baby teapot from China with it’s best friend the baby teacup! I haven’t had a chance to use the tiny one yet, but the big one gets plenty of use whenever I want green or white tea.
And finally, my latest teapot for my oriental collection. It’s a beauty.
>Hope
I hope the new Uru comes to us soon upon the wings of Cyan. And I have also taken it upon myself to make a list of other things to be hopeful for.
I hope that there are pure canon shards.
I hope there is a war to determine who is more canony than the other.
I hope that there are non canon shards.
I hope to create a task force of fellow pure Uru individuals that go around joining the non canon shards to let them know they are playing Uru wrong. If this comes into being I think I’ll call ourselves the Kavern Keystone Kops or KKK for short.
I hope that there are no ages that include lima beans in them.
I hope lima bean supporters are banned, tarred, feathered, and anything else we intend to do to the people who play Uru incorrectly. I don’t care what people say over at the MOUL forum, there IS a wrong way.
I hope for a dunny in D’ni. It is long overdue, plus the cones are starting to smell rank.
And above all I hope everyone is ready for what is about to come. I know I am. 😉 Why? Because I am Uru and so can you!
>GOGU Cross post: The GOGU supports GOLF
http://theguildofguilds.blogspot.com/2009/01/gogu-supports-golf.html
Last night I went to a party, and took one for the GOLF (Guild Of Loud Farters) team. I shared two roasted bulbs of garlic, and had a pizza with a lot o garlic on it.
GOLF, the overlord supports you.
>Commies or Ponies?
Tonight at midnight, I shall throw a dart at the dart board of destiny to see who shall win this weeks co author position! Who will it rule in favor of? Commies? Or Ponies?
Stay tuned!!!
>Vista is a practical joke, and Microsoft IS a joke.
http://4thguy.blogspot.com/2009/01/windows-vista-is-practical-joke.html
And in other news, Microsoft the company is a joke in itself. 😛
>Open Thread
I’m in a good mood tonight for some reason…
Therefore I will not comment on stupid people. Instead I will inhale my incense and enjoy my sugar rush.
Tea sounds good about now… It has to be good. Ok, I’ll go with lemon. Crap now which tea set… I have tons. Alright, tea set #3.
Day was nice today… Went for a long bike ride.
Now out of complete randomness I will display this:
We have a good calm going? Good…….
>Good things come to an end.
Last day off. Even overlords have mini vacations. And the weather lasted long enough for me to dress in my best overlord attire.
Not much to report about it, other than 3 days of relaxation are fun. I’m not quite as open as BAD I guess.