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Ahoy, Meh Hearties!!!

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Arrrrggghhh, have ye a nice day, or I’ll have to smash a bottle of rum over ye head!!!!

Boys and their toys

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Well, if any of you thought the Yaoi on my blog over the years was bad, just wait until you read what I saw syndicated over at MystBlogs. I’m sure at some point it’ll get removed from both there and thednijazzclub, but since I’m not syndicated over there it’s time to have a little fun…

sober-toothed kumah: It’s a whole, full number, just like 1 and 2.
twaboop: Martha Stewart
sober-toothed kumah: but it’s bigger than 3.
twaboop: are we guessing the length of your penis.
theclam: yes
twaboop: yours?!
theclam: kumah’s penis is (ninja) inches long
twaboop: you’re a clam.
pheenxexual: clam’s have long tongues
theclam: no, my penis is [REDACTED]
pheenxexual: or wait, that’s oysters, hurr
twaboop: I thnk kumah’s penis is (puke) inches long (bow)
pheenxexual: sounds like you’ve thought about it quite a bit
twaboop: I’ve revised it.
sober-toothed kumah: no no no. My penis is about 6 and a half inches long.
twaboop: oh.
twaboop: why do you always say it’s short.
sober-toothed kumah: I don’t.
sober-toothed kumah: And actually, I showed a chick my penis last night. Your mother doesn’t count.
sober-toothed kumah: She said it was “Impressive” Anything will look big to a 3 year old.
biddly boppity bert: how nice
sober-toothed kumah: I’m guessing her boyfriend has a short penis. Duh… 3 year old boys have small penises
twaboop: “quaint” Yes, that’s how you describe something that’s very small…
theclam: “unobtrusive” Yes, small penises do not get in the way.
twaboop: “reasonable” Good for him, unreasonable penises usually end up in prison.
sober-toothed kumah: “The masterbater” Improved.
theclam: “well-compressed” Yes, small penises usually are.
twaboop: “would accent my decor rather well” If you decorate your house with dicks… Dr Wongburger is that you???
mandyputer: wtf is with all the launchers breaking
theclam: “pasteurized” IOW, sterile.
twaboop: “organic” I would hope so…
theclam: “made in berkeley” With all of his obsessing, I would have guessed San Francisco.
twaboop: “asymmetrical” You’ve seen it?
theclam: “proletariat” It’s a low class penis…. I knew it all along.
sober-toothed kumah: my penis is organic, until I use the strap-on fix’d
pheenxexual: Man, text looks really, really weird in Firefox 4
twaboop: “automorphic” At least once a day.
theclam: “anti-aliased” So he imported it into his games?
pheenxexual: Not bad, but I think it’s got subpixel rendering now
pheenxexual: Yeah, basically
twaboop: “well-rendered” Again… at least once a day.
pheenxexual: FARMS? IN BERKELEY?
theclam: “auto-updating” Yes, he downloads regularly.
twaboop: “cleanses the palate” Brushes the dogs teeth with it.
pheenxexual: That gif has so many good things going for it
sober-toothed kumah: “Shit cock” After he’s done with the dog…
theclam: “sandboxed” Needs all the traction he can get!
twaboop: “fab” I think you mean fap. This is Kumah after all…
theclam: “knock-knee” It scares him…
twaboop: “As big as the bee’s knees” Fixed.
pheenxexual: “shindig” Does a private party count as a shindig?
theclam: “epiphenomenal” There is a real one, and the one in his mind. Guess which is bigger…
pheenxexual: “hootenanny” Just can’t stop partying with that thing can’t he…
sober-toothed kumah: “Diabetic” Amputee candidate.
pheenxexual: “oodelally oodelally” Take that out of your mouth before you talk. Jeez…
twaboop: “the square root of two” it’s irrational!
theclam: “Ladies and gentlement, tonight we introduce, the prick of the hour, the wang of a thousand faces, it’s Kumah’s penis!” No, it’s the wang he WANTS in a thousand faces, and at MystBlogs he did it!
pheenxexual: applause
theclam: “applaudable”
pheenxexual: there’s a laudanum for that
twaboop: “certainly memorable” It’s hard to forget something that small.
theclam: “being repressed” Translation: Can’t get it up. Next…
twaboop: “unimaginative” Can’t spell his name in the snow…
kneeputer: http://i.imgur.com/B71Dv.jpg
theclam: “the tallest tree in the forest. with a herring” After the forest has been clear cut.
twaboop: “ethical” If it was ethical you’d think he’d keep it in his pants.
theclam: “dehydrated” Happens when you masturbate too much. Durr.
twaboop: “good with white wine” Not much bigger than a swizzle stick.

I may have too much time on my hands, but at least that’s all I have in them.

Great to see one of my picts, Vance Creek, in print!

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Yays! I got this picture in the Pierce College Student Literary Magazine, SLAM!  Mine is the first photograph in the magazine, so that was an honor too!

And most of the other students that had submissions were art students or English students.  Didn’t see anyone from the accounting department there, imagine that lol!  So it was an interdepartmental experience today lol!

We had an hour-long event with some authors reading their poetry.  It was a fun time!

I also ran into a gal that I went to high school with, and she had two of her paintings in SLAM!  I said hi to her and had a nice chat and such, so that was fun!

I can see from the entries that did make it into the magazine that the judges are looking less for nature photos and more for ‘artistic’ sort of photographs (or is that artsy-fartsy?  Probably artsy-farty lol)

I might try submitting this photo of heather in the middle of the Puyallup Campus of Pierce College for next year’s SLAM:

Or perhaps not, we’ll see.  I might try taking a few pictures with the idea of submitting them, too,  since the next deadline is months away – Yay!!!!!  Or maybe not since I’m slack!!!! Wheeees!!!

Have funz everyone!!!!

Get your Winter Ales while they last!

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Last night after class, I had some Descutes Jubelale Winter beer! It was so good that I had 6!!! Wheeees! Full-flavored yumminess!! Winter Beers for alls!

In other news, Egyptians Protest On! You Go, Egyptians!!!

And, as expected, my instructor hasn’t graded our tests yet! He did go over the answers, and it seemed as though I got most of the answers correct. There were a few transactions that I missed, but it looked good overall!

And I got a 92 on my Practical Accounting test on Thursday! Yays!  And I’m on track to finish the class two weeks early to earn a .3 addition to my overall grade.  Let’s say that I earned a 3.5 in the class, then with the bonus, my grade would be 3.8!  Whoo-hoo! 

I still haven’t heard if my nature pictures were selected for the school literary magazine – I hope I made the cut!

And who could forget about the Canthan New Year Weekend in Guild Wars!  Right now, my avvie is standing in the rings and accumulating Lucky and Unlucky points!  Yays!

Have a great weekend, everyones! 

Public Service Announcement: The Future is Nao!

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Because meh Blog-o-Sphere friends are soooo marvelous and all, I have some very important information that I would like to take the time to share with you all!

First of all, The Future is Nao! You can see Rand at his very own church next door the Cyan Headquarters! This a real boon for all of yous who are head-over-heels for Rand and are in the Spokane area! Yays! Hear him preach the gospel of spiritual, computering, and fiscal mythology like never before, Live and In Person!

For the rest of us, we will have to continue to not hold our collective breath for Open Source to be released. At this rate, we will reach the end of the Mayan Great Calendar before Open Source is released! Therefore, we will all be forced to make some key decisions before ‘lil ole Earth aligns with the rest of the universe in 2012:

1) To Gmod or not to Gmod? Prudent Explorers are getting their dose of Rand however they can by inserting him into the game! This move is reserved for the more advanced Gmodders, but if you are nice they might be willing to share with you. Or not! LOL!

2) After 2012, because of dramatic climate change and vast pollution, Lima Beans are predicted be the only food that will be able to grow and prosper on this planet. Therefore, it’s time to whip out your Lima Bean recipes for classic yummers like Lima Bean Dip and Lima Bean Casserole!

3) Spam is the perfect companion to Lima Beans! Be sure to stockpile tons of all flavors for the best odds of surviving 2012 to see Open Source eventually released!

4) Keep plenty of pasta on hand in case someone grows tired of Lima Beans and eats the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead!!!!

5) In case of power failure, make sure you have a stationary bicycle on hand that can generate power for yer computer for a few moments while getting yer dose of Uru and Rand in the End Times!

As you can see, with a bit of forethought, we can get through this just fine!!!!

Best Luck to all of you out there and may you all Live Long and Prosper even in the (Back) End Times!!!!

“I will survive! As long as I know how to love Uru I know how to stay alive! I’ve got all meh life to live and I’ve got all meh love to give! I will survive – Hey Hey!!”